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>be lonely outcast as a kid

>only friend is cute redhead who you're secretly crazy for

>few years later, your crush starts dating your bully


>kind of salty about it but life goes on and you decide to become the apprentice for a powerful wizard who has some radical ideas

>your master is such a nice guy that he BTFO your bully and his bitch wife

>you're grateful about him killing your bully but why'd he have to kill the redhead, when you were her fallback choice

>agree to protect son, out of the goodness of your own heart

>12 years later, said son comes to the school you're now teaching at and instantly assumes you're up to no good

>save the little shits life a few times and the brat still hates your guts

>eventually you're killed by your old master for being too nice and die a virgin

Man, Snape had a rough life.

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>be lonely outcast as a kid

>only friend is cute redhead who you're secretly crazy for

>few years later, your crush starts dating your bully

hot as fuck tbh


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We are all Severus..


Harry Potter and Naruto are the same story just in a different setting.



Naruto go to marry a hot girl that turned into a splendid housewife with big tits that waits on him hand and foot. Harry married a soulless ginger shrew that fucked most of his classmates and friends, including a nigger, and belongs to a clan of race traitors.



Yeah but Harry has an oedipus complex so he married the first girl he could who looked kinda like his mother. He was in desperate need of extreme amounts of therapy throughout the entire series.

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Bliss appreciation thread

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Emma Watson?



Not him but I think it's actually shitbag



But I made the deleted posts and I know I didn't post any pics of the bagshitter.



nice digits

who did you post?



I think it was Maisie, but I was drinking then so I'm not totally sure. It might have been Bliss. This waifu stuff is hard!

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Will we ever know in our lifetimes /tv/??

Also post hardcore alien kino: movies, games, shows ect

Fuck you /tv/

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Huh, now that you mention it, all the coolest and most loyal people in my life are the ones that I've had deep and honest conversations about ayyliens and ghosts with and all the fake friends and traitors that I've known would always brush it off or laugh at me.



True or not, that's fucking cool.


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Bump for ayys.

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What's next for her career?

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Fine, only wanted some insight from a fellow anon.

Guess i'll duckduckgo quick.

thanks famalam



So i looked it up. Why would you recommend me a site where you have to be invited or some shit, can't even register smh tbh.



Topkek I forgot that they closed open registrations again. Sucks to be you, I guess.



I kinda knew you were going for that all along

>Haha, i'm registered and you not!

>Look at me im so special

sad tbh.

The registration also has been closed since 2011 but you probably knew that.

Anyways, i found this alternative called pornbay.org. might be good.



No, I legitimately didn't know it was closed again. And that's bullshit that it's been closed since 2011; I know it's been open for periods since then since I just checked my own account and it says that I registered around this time in 2012. It was open for a few months at least last year.

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>this is a 10/10 in amerimutt land


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Has anyone else ever noticed blacks have a racial heirchy of their own? The mixed and lighter skin blacks are at the top and the pure Africans are at the bottom



Its like that in India and Japan as well. Really makes me think.


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Top LeL


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>this is a 10/10 in europe

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>Do you want to hear a secret?




I don't know who this is but I want to be his friend. :-)





Will you be my girlfriend?


I don't know what's going on or who is who.

All I know is that waifu spam is annoying.

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What are some movies, films or kinos similar in tone to a place that has become devoid of anything interesting or good, since its users comprise of animefags, youtube eecelebfags and /pol/fags? A place that has nothing interesting to say on or off topic, plagued by autism, with the height of creativity comprising the reposting of 4chan memes and stale reddit memes? A group of underage faggots who dont even watch films but watch netflix and youtube?


films are gay lmao



ur mom gay


Ready Player One


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What do you guys think of Wes Anderson films?

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was it kino or aussie shitposting?

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>mfw americans were so devoid of actors that a couple of aussies were the best actors in the 00's



i swear to fucking god i fucking hate you retards so fucking much. whenever theres an e celeb thread, or a maisie thread, or some fucking meme image you mongeloids are all over it like white on rice, but then when there's a quality thread like this you fuckers are quieter than a gay man at a farting contest. i hope you all get permabanned, i hate you all



>quieter than a gay man at a farting contest

I'm pretty sure gays are especially farty since they constantly shove stuff up there and loosen everything all around.



>I'm pretty sure gays are especially farty since they constantly shove stuff up there and loosen everything all around.

yeah but when they fart you cant hear it because their butthole is loose. tight buttholes are loud buttholes

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it's also the episode where Homer gets sent to streetshitter island.


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formely Carl's



>india is an island

american education



Shut up and fix my internet, Samir

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I really hate you /tv/.

We could have had a great time, but you refuse to develop.

Your taste in waifus is reprehensible, a bunch of talentless, ugly nobodies, some of them even with obvious deformities.

There's no discussion about anything that isn't identity politics or board drama, you're out of your depth on every video-related topic except pornography.

I'll go back to laying in bed while fantasizing about a better world and a better life.

Anything beats posting here, even crippling depression.

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Fuck you.



>wah everything sucks

There there, Opie.


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if they're so great, why are they only champions at some bingo hall promotions?



We had a good ride up to a couple years ago. And crippling depression is probably why I post here.


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If Bliss is so great, why can't she can't beat a 40 yr old Japanese woman?

Why is she afraid of a Samoan whale?

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This is the new face of america, and it's beautiful

Oh by the way reverse image search this with google and see what comes up

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German by way of Brasil. You are more than welcome to go there. It is amerikkka five years from now.





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Of all the countries you could have come from why did you have to come from worse america



too true.

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>tfw video games made me prison gay



>draw a girl and say its a boy

haha ur gay now

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Night of the living dead (1968) > Dawn of the Dead (1978) > Day of the dead (1985) > Night of the living dead (1990) > Land of the dead > Dawn of the dead (2004) > Survival of the dead > Diary of the dead > Day of the dead (2008)

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yes that's a pretty good list, also return was a very nice movie



its been a while since I've seen this but I don't remember it being a comedy like it's listed.



It's very much a comedy. It's a gory comedy though.


Dawn=Day>Night>Land=Dawn Remake>Diary>>>Survival







I honestly never liked zombie movies, but I'll say Return was my favorite.

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>care of magical creatures and buckbeak

>prophecy and divination the grim

>lupin mentoring harry

Idk what you are talking about fam.

Also 5 was hella involved with hogwarts and 6 was pretty much their most nornal school year til it all goes to complete shit and dumbledore dies




Also 6 has a ton of parallels to chamber of secrets and also presents the school more restroctively


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do it or I send the niggers!


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>Jordan Peterson





>not linked to a time


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Thoughts on Donnie Darko?

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>copy of a superior film from the 50s.

haha lol at all the plebs who don't know what this is. totally pathetic that they haven't seen it or know the movie you're talking about. really sad that such blatant plagiarism goes unrecognized.




I even wrote a formal infringment complaint, which was of course hushed up by the executives.



Saw that movie in high school and thought it was overdramatic trash.

Saw the movie again in college and thought it was overdramatic trash.


It's an alright film, I think it's unfairly shit on a lot.


I enjoyed it and thought it was sort of a Christ metaphor but I'm not sure.

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