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 No.1653480[Reply]

The girl you will fall in love with (if you're lucky enough to find her) will have had an average of 3 sex partners before you.

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 No.1655273

File: 4277e2ee3ccd345⋯.webm (6.06 MB, 640x360, 16:9, "hymens".webm)

>>1653782

Oh dear, you must have missed it when /tv/ and /pol/ got utterly btfo by Adam Ruins Everything.

You think you know what a hymen is, sweetie, but you don't ;)


 No.1655281

>>1653480

You mean even if I come across the dead body of a cute girl 3 niggers will have already fugged her corpse first?

Why even bother jogging


 No.1655287

>>1653625

>Would you prefer a fresh Mountain Dew or a Mountain Dew that's had seven penises in it?

Pretty bad analogy since I don't drink pussy and pussy is the general area where pee comes out of anyway.


 No.1655288

>>1653706

>Big guys pack a lot of power in their punches, but they're laughably slow

You've never been in an actual fight or have done a martial art, have you?


 No.1655310

>>1655288

>thinks ching chong do means he can fight




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 No.1655308[Reply]

It's ok, I finally got some seeding in. 1mb, that gets me about 2mb of leeching a movie before my account is locked. At least I can download 800gb of freeleeched Spongebob episodes. I'm not going to watch it but I'm getting it for free! Freeeeeeeeeleeeeeechingggggg Fuck I love being in a private tracker.



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 No.1654757[Reply]

>*plops down in front of you*

>hey, cutie, which movie are you going to take me to see?

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 No.1655286

File: 400ff9523615330⋯.mp4 (3.23 MB, 982x720, 491:360, Hank Rage.mp4)

>>1654757

>Get up, turn 270 degrees to the right and walk away.

Getting all up in someone's business like that is rude.


 No.1655295

>>1654757

The Lord of the Rings Extended Edition

We'll watch all 3 movies in one sitting while eating hot sauce and then I want to watch you take a really nasty shit.


 No.1655296

>>1654757

Show her my favorite porn


 No.1655306

>>1654757

Harry Potter. If she starts talking during the movie, I'm leaving.


 No.1655307

We'll be seeing a film called Gosnell.




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 No.1654300[Reply]

Imagine being such a failure of a state that you have to placate everyone with drugs just to keep order in your chinkified frozen hellhole. Imagine the dystopian hellscape that faces the lone straight edge man in this situation? Everyone around him will be literal zombies. The NPC meme is tired at this point, but people who smoke literally cannot dream at night. I don't know what kind of higher function it has to fuck with to do that, I doubt anyone does, but it's legal for everyone in Canada now.

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 No.1655165

>>1655160

Well, technically Misato is the slut that sleeps around but Asuka is the stuck up bitch who'll do anything to get ahead so while it's speculation she probably did slut around to get to the point where she is. Asuka is the waifu of self hating dweebs who know they deserve derision, as she's very tsundere.

Rei is an autistic QT that's also secretly the mom of the protagonist.


 No.1655168

File: 9d15ed882259c40⋯.jpg (131.33 KB, 1108x1700, 277:425, qnd2.jpg)

I like how a thread about Canada becoming a pothead nation ends up with the eternal Rei/Asuka debate. Rei is the best.


 No.1655197

>>1655163

lel

>>1655165

Doesn't being stuck-up negate the possibility of her being a roastie?

>Rei is an autistic QT that's also secretly the mom of the protagonist.

So Reifags are literal cucks just like Misatofags?

Are there any girls in that anime that you can waifu without being a cuck?


 No.1655302

>>1654640

>you have no arguments for why weed is bad

Stoners posting online provide all the arguments for me.

I respect heroin addicts more than you fags.


 No.1655305

>>1654510

Prolonged marijuana use makes people unstable, aggressive, and kills empathy.




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 No.1655304[Reply]

What are some killer kino?



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 No.1655297[Reply]

Wunder warten bis zuletzt

 No.1655303

Ja, natürlich!

I saw the end of two episodes from this series, because I was waiting for Victoria to start. In one, there was a woman dressed in white, just looking at stuff, as far as I can remember. But in the other the camera went inside the hole in a shithouse, and then it stopped and then a guy surfaced from the shit.

Das ist Kino, ja?


 No.1655309

Learn the language or get off my board.




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 No.1655174[Reply]

Post dance kino.

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 No.1655224

Used to watch this movie with my Dad all the time. Forgot name. Some Latin dude dancing Flamingo I think. Real good movie. Think he went with some whore underdog but it turns out she was the best dancer out of everyone.


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 No.1655248

File: cd96c688ee775ea⋯.mp4 (1.78 MB, 464x848, 29:53, cd96c688ee775ea58abac40454….mp4)

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 No.1655301

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>>1655248

Gee billy, that's some dance move!




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 No.1649730[Reply]

“Hate Most real killers”

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 No.1655294

File: 2d729f118739008⋯.jpg (141.54 KB, 678x989, 678:989, Jenny Choker.jpg)

>>1655290

>Jenny will never wear a choker in one of her videos (not even an extra-innocent one like this)


 No.1655298

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>>1655294

We'll always have the Justice League video.


 No.1655299

>>1655291

3 posts in a row? better wipe my entire ip of all my posts then. hey it's meta too, maybe you can ban me for that.


 No.1655300

File: aff7443bbf8bb7d⋯.png (1.06 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [2017.11.21] Justice Leagu….png)

>>1655298

Man, I totally forgot about that… she used to be so much more playful way, way back in the day (~11 months ago).




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 No.1655025[Reply]

>Your family selfishly jumps on to support your passion only after you take it upon yourself to go out and prove yourself to be successful

What are some more kinos like this?

 No.1655028

>>1655025

Tbf most people are proven losers and only a fool would back them based on their track records.


 No.1655048

File: b07d7b8e43d8914⋯.png (672.95 KB, 1275x1650, 17:22, b07d7b8e43d89148ca05a41d86….png)

Poor Gahoole…


 No.1655235

>>1655028

That's because life is literally RNG

right parents, right genetics, right birth eta, right time, right place etc


 No.1655242

>>1655025

literally life


 No.1655293

File: 4eb42bfd91a52a7⋯.jpg (73.63 KB, 1080x320, 27:8, Screenshot_20181020-153419….jpg)

omg




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 No.1654564[Reply]

What was her prowers?

Is it the power of mary sue?

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 No.1655054

Amazing


 No.1655056

All hails Netflix


 No.1655207

File: 056b727b6406efd⋯.jpg (696.65 KB, 749x1024, 749:1024, Scarlet Witch & Filthy Mut….jpg)

What went…right?


 No.1655289

File: 3dd5f77b6ff9725⋯.jpg (42.3 KB, 474x711, 2:3, jeangrey.jpg)

>>1654564

Her powers were to be a Romanian Jean Grey that's not owned by Fox.

No, seriously. Every single thing she was shown doing in the movies could be explained as either telekinesis or telepathy. For all the bullshit they said about her being "spooky" or something, she's just has the bog standard suite of psychic powers.


 No.1655292

>>1655289

>Romanian

What




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 No.1654706[Reply]

Post memes that should be banned on sight

>inb4 ur an npc lmao

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 No.1655272

>>1655209

Sounds like a revolutionary take. Got any sources to back that potential redpill?


 No.1655277

>>1655272

Geddes & Grosset: Ancient Egypt - Myth and History, 1997, David Dale House

Oxford History of Ancient Egypt, 2000, Oxford University Press

You know, during the annual flood of the Nile, the peasants were unable to work on their fields or do any other kind of agricultural work. During these times, the pharaos called them to their big building projects. That was the only available work during those months and it was mandatory too.


 No.1655278

>>1655272

Ancient Egyptian culture had no concept of slavery. There is no evidence to suggest that the Jews were slaves in Egypt, or if Moses was even in Egypt to begin with. It was only when the Nubians took over they had slavery, but this was the last dynasty before Egypt was conquered.


 No.1655280

>>1655278

>It was only when the Nubians took over they had slavery, but this was the last dynasty before Egypt was conquered.

Let's not get carried away here fam. Slavery was a thing in Egypt at least seven dynasties before that.


 No.1655285

>>1655280

Not that guy, but even if it was, the slaves were mostly used as household servants, not for building stuff.




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 No.1655279[Reply]

Is anyone else addicted to TERF drama?



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 No.1655192[Reply]

>There are people on this board who don't spend their weekends making lists of movies on letterbox'd

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 No.1655241

>>1655239

Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor and I refuse to use it


 No.1655243

>>1655241

I didn't mean to be sarcastic, I meant to play along.


 No.1655246

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>>1655243

I only enjoy humor that is at redditers expense


 No.1655261

If you're serious that's pretty neat. I'd like to get back into hobbies too, and film would be a good start.

Is Letterbox good for catalogueing movies, and increasing how much you remember them later on? I'd like to not just watch movies and move on, but have them fresh in my head.


 No.1655276

>>1655261

yeah man it lets you add reviews, create lists, see other people's lists. It's good fun




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 No.1655236[Reply]

Is this kino?

 No.1655240

>>1655236

no it's trash


 No.1655274

It seems that way yes




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 No.1640255[Reply]

Go, Teen Titans, go!

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 No.1655263

>>1655258

>Also she was watching GoT once more and she was like "Dragons? This series just got so much better!" which could be another reference to TTG (Riding the Dragon).

>The pie is coming.

The pineapple pizza comment could be just the usual "pineapple pizza sucks" remark, and dragons is a huge GoT meme.

Still I hope you get your pie.


 No.1655267

File: eeb24551e8c358f⋯.jpg (427.03 KB, 600x429, 200:143, cocnutshrimpcurrypizza-3[1….jpg)

>>1655262

apparently it's an actual thing that exists


 No.1655268

File: 14a43b8be704b97⋯.jpg (86.86 KB, 585x696, 195:232, mfw coconut cream pie64.jpg)

>>1655267

>tfw it has shrimps too


 No.1655270

>>1655267

>poo-in-loo pizza

>looks like vomit and diarrhea

POOZA


 No.1655271

>>1655270

I think it's Thai actually. shrimp aren't a thing in India, are they?




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