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 No.1933097[Reply]

>An admiral's (Charlton Heston) son (Tim Matheson) leads a 21st-century spaceship on a mission to save Earth from the sun.

Youtube: https://youtu.be/i729rZWTmDo

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CYTUBE ON WEDNESDAY @ 8 PM ON https://cytu.be/r/Gahoole2

LIVESTREAM DISCUSSION ON FRIDAY @ 4 PM

NEXT WEEKS THEME IS COMEDY/PRANK FILM

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 No.1933876

>>1933814

FUCK ME

The latest Tweets from 🧙 ♂️Ian Hyde (@ Sabato_Gaming). Social Justice Wizard 🧙 ♂ , Democratic Socialist , Pansexual Furry, Gamer Transcendent.




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 No.1851272[Reply]

As discussed in these posts: >>1845045 >>1845045 >>1845059

I have decided to set up a weekly film discussion thread.

I've had a couple emails to Gahoole and he's on board with the idea, so we're going to give it a test and see if it works.

Outline

I'll start a thread close to 0000 EST Sunday, which will contain the discussion for the week, as well as next film and voting.

Every week a new film is discussed and a new one is picked.

Nothing too imaginative, but hopefully people enjoy it.

Two options at the moment: 1 film or 2. Voting would stay the same, just take the 2nd pick, and would allow for more discussions, maybe comparisons and would mean there's a better chance a film you enjoy will make the cut.

As a side note, no one wants to flood the board with stickies and interlinked threads, so this thread will be stickied for a bit, as will the actual threads, but they're not going to be 24/7 eternal /pol/ stickies. Once you guys get into the groove, I'm hoping we'll only need the sticky for a couple days to get enough people to bump it fairly regularly through the week.

Voting

Voting will take place in posts. Type the film, post it, most results win.

Voting will be restricted to a certain category each week. Whether that's a list of pre-approved films or a broad outline anyone can vote for is up to anons.

An alternative is to set up a simple raffle, with each entry being 1 vote.

Examples of categories are:

Science Fiction films, Italian films, Films Roger Ebert gave a 0 to, etc

Categories can be picked by anyone, and I'll either take one that sounds good or randomly pick that as well.

Why make the thread?

Just need feedback.

I could make this today and see if it works, but asking you guys what you want is better for everyone.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.1933605

>>1933447

DON'T MIND IF DO




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 No.1931077[Reply]

Why did God make her so sexy?

(USER WAS JOKERED FOR THIS POST)
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 No.1933472

>>1933468

that's actually tiny tim

and thats DR. brian may to you. he's also a sir iirc.

he has a phd in astrophysics and worked for nasa.

show some respect.


 No.1933565

>>1933038

shut up nyan, you don't pass as a girl


 No.1933567

>>1933445

i love it when his chin jelly shakes, and the momentum pushes his chin off his head


 No.1933630

>>1933248

As well as Vol3, Zero, and Monkey. It's hapa all the way down.


 No.1934028

>>1933630

vol3 here, I'm not a hapa.

First time someone calls me one, incidentally. I was also wrongly charged with being a global a while ago.




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 No.1932728[Reply]

What are some kinos with this aesthetic?

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 No.1932740

File: 3cf8739b0a12df3⋯.jpg (30.52 KB, 589x591, 589:591, 3cf8739b0a12df30249225ae30….jpg)

>>1932734

When do we kill our governments?


 No.1932957

Equilibrium with Christian Bale


 No.1932965

>>1932740

The time for that was a decade ago, now is the time for unavoidable suffering


 No.1933159

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>>1932965

I still think there's hope tbh.


 No.1934027

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>>1933159

Blessed video.




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 No.1932861[Reply]

>We want the Bohemian Rhapsody audience

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 No.1933866

Why does everyone want to hear about the life story of some dumb musician? The music is the interesting part of them, not how it's made.


 No.1933990

I didn't know David Bowie's stage name was Elton? wtf


 No.1934009

>>1933866

Some musicians have interesting backgrounds, like Janis Joplin. She was raped by a whole football team!


 No.1934012

Well will Bowie's documentary be made about him high on coke and talking to angels?


 No.1934026

>>1933866

Marketing.




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 No.1933642[Reply]

So I was almost enjoying this capeshit, and then some ugly stronk wommyn sheboon that's supposed to be a Valkyrie appeared. I laughed and changed the channel.

I guess it's gonna be like this for everything now, eh.

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 No.1933871

>>1933869

Anon if you aren't under a rock everyone knew that sheboon was in the movie before the movie even came out. Your fault.


 No.1933886

>>1933871

>implying everyone follows capeshit news

maybe over at reddit


 No.1933894

>>1933886

>implying it's news that a marvel capeshit is shit


 No.1934005

>>1933894

are you autistic?


 No.1934025

>>1934005

Are you? You're the one who watched a movie where everyone knew some sheboon was playing thors sidekick and then got surprised and wasted probably 20-30 min of your life watching a movie you never finished




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 No.1933102[Reply]

I remember when I was a kid, stories where characters were eaten by whales were very common in cartoons and in video games.

>tons of cartoons

>too many to count

>including pinocchio

>and video games

>alundra 2

>banjo kazooi

>super monkey ball 2

>to name a few

But not in any sort of serous films. The closest thing I can think of would be that gritty reboot of Pinocchio from years. I remember that being pretty gross and gritty, where his nose gets stuck in the whale's throat. Does anyone know which specific movie this was? Some quick looking on IMDb and I can't remember which one it was specifically.

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 No.1933177

File: b8157846823ee83⋯.jpg (1.28 MB, 2000x1600, 5:4, img.jpg)

flapjack from what I remember.

it was a really good show.

even though they never made it to candy island


 No.1933185

>>1933176

A whale is a large fish, dummy.


 No.1933187

>>1933185

i guess i've been wrong my whole life, then. i always thought they were mammalian.


 No.1933200

>>1933102

Did they die


 No.1934024

>>1933187

>>1933176

Ancient peoples didn't know the difference between fish and mammals. If it swam in the water and had fins, it was a fish to them.




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 No.1923677[Reply]

Previous thread >>1912720

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 No.1933494

File: 59234ff1ce7c804⋯.jpg (41.08 KB, 655x661, 655:661, this is inadequete.jpg)

You know those movies, where the first 15-30 minutes are either pure trash or very boring, but the rest are incredible? There's one I remember, a guy I knew said that he never watched it on tv, because every time it was on, the starting scene, which literally lasts for like 10 minutes was so strange, that he always turned channels.

Why do you think this happens, I mean why are movies made like this? Do the makers think that "they bought the ticket, they will stay until it turns great"?


 No.1933555

raven please stop spamming mewch cytube crap on /b/


 No.1933569

File: 1586fb671dbb76a⋯.jpg (40.92 KB, 481x586, 481:586, mfw no coconut cream pie74.jpg)

>>1933555

That's not me.

1. I don't go to /b/ anymore, it's boring and I've found better places.

2. Mewchan is dead, and I have nothing to do with the 8chan /mewchan/ board.

3. I don't know what cytube is.

4. I don't spam.

But I appreciate you saying please, although you're looking for someone else.


 No.1933832

File: 792ad948ef987a1⋯.jpg (66.37 KB, 776x672, 97:84, interesting.jpg)

I have a question about runtime.

Do television movies have a certain amount of time they have to cover? Like an average movie is 90 minutes long, combined with ads it's exactly 2 hours. But does it have to be 90 minutes exactly? Same question applies to series: An episode could be anywhere between 15 to 60 minutes, but the pilots are always longer. All the rest of the episodes have to be exactly same length, for example 45 minutes?

The reason I'm asking this is, I saw an episode of a series, and it has a 90 minute/episode runtime. Now, this particular episode featured an about 7-10 minutes long musical-comedy sequence, that had only 1 function: The main character met the antagonist, and one certain person had to be near them to tell them something. But otherwise it had 0 relevance to the story, it was weird and unfunny.

If you think about it, 90 minutes have around 5-10 minutes of credits opening+closing, so you can work with approximately 80-85 minutes. Out of that, at least 7 was wasted on this garbage, and that sequence could have been much shorter without the forced comedy. What if that episode would have been only 80 minutes with credits? Would that made a huge difference?

Or this simply a contract thing?


 No.1934023

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 No.1924315[Reply]

kinos about this aesthetic?

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 No.1931404

God I wish I could smell her braps.


 No.1932107

>>1925391

fart porn is nasty

scat is better


 No.1933009

>>1930577

Just google Demi Lovato Fetish Cop.


 No.1933061

gianna michaels will always be queen of that aesthetic


 No.1934022

File: 16961cc27916413⋯.webm (1.28 MB, 720x720, 1:1, doggie.webm)

IMAGINE




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 No.1933850[Reply]

Why the fuck are they rebooting it? It looks the same and the originals were kino and episodic to begin with, why not just make Hellboy 3.

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 No.1934000

>>1933850

Because (((hollywood))) made sure del taco wasn't able to as his films weren't (((inclusive enough)))

IE: what happened to pactific rim uprising


 No.1934007

>>1933998

yeah right, Perlman is a Z list actor


 No.1934008

File: b7c79eed2fe2926⋯.jpg (171.32 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, Karen Gillan(3).jpg)

Del Toro is too expensive now that he made it big with fish fucking.


 No.1934016

>cuckmics


 No.1934021

>>1933850

<Why the fuck are they rebooting it?

They have a new spokesperson. Ron Perlman is unacceptable, because he tweets swearwords and looks like a white nigger. Punch Some People in The Face In the Face Guy looks like the posster child of the anti-right wing movement, plus he's way more famous.

They can include more SJW-horseshit too, and they can do it for less money, because now everything's just CGI, basically.




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 No.1933989[Reply]

I wanna fuck you up the ass

 No.1933993

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 No.1934015

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 No.1934019

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>>1933989

Todd Howard?




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 No.1933770[Reply]

For the past couple of years I’ve noticed that posts with feminist undertones (usually about the WNBA or shitty comic remakes) tend to get shit on by the vast majority of the people who comment on them. Granted the normies that shit on these posts always use the same two jokes like “she would make a mean sandwich” or “I didn’t know that they made a pro dishwashing league” so they can’t be ruled as completely based and redpilled, but I still find these comments interesting regardless.

I’m starting to think that social media and it’s tendency to jam shitty lefty narratives into its users feeds is actually starting to create more “based normies” then lefty fags.

No matter how many times B/r or other sports pages try to shill the WNBA or other female sports, they will never succeed because even the dumbest normie knows that woman can’t shoot 3’s like Curry or dunk like Lebron.

I wonder if this disconnect will be visible during next years election.

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 No.1933910

>>1933788

Listen literal Hitler, good people shouldn't have to listen to fascists to "hear all sides". We shut down literal Nazis, we shut down literal racist segregationists, we can shut down the next group we decide we don't have to deal with, which is the half of America that voted for Drumph


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 No.1933931

>>1933829

>Sports will be dead in 20 years.

Thank god, sports are as decadent a society can get.

>I have things so good, I watch other people play some boring game for fun.


 No.1934017

>bleacher report

>it's all black women

Hol up!


 No.1934018

>>1934017

dis aint rite




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 No.1933418[Reply]

>Good night sweet princesses

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 No.1933991

>>1933952

She's wearing that dead blonde's scalp but it's still Alpha's regular face just after a bath.


 No.1933992

>two white couples fall in love and a couple lesbians kiss

I which ones aren't going to make… 🤔


 No.1934004

>>1933991

How the fuck is the hair not stained with blood? How the fuck she is not stinking up and everyone can smell it?


 No.1934011

File: cbadcede607d5cc⋯.jpg (126.14 KB, 1080x809, 1080:809, Alanna Masterson 1.jpg)

I'll miss your giant bouncing tits Tara ;_;


 No.1934013

>>1934011

I won't miss her bad acting pretending to be a strong leader.




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 No.1915464[Reply]

Before youtube was ruined by 'angry critics' and later outrage culture clickfarmers reaping mighty crops from the mentally retarded there was the more patrician tier of content designed for KHNOnauts seeking to discover the true secret esoteric knowledge of the digital media age.

The videos that inform, entertain and remain degeneracy free. Rare relics in this day and age. Here we shall document the fruits of our research

Townsend and Son: A passionate civil war reenactment autist and his family make videos about 1800's american and european cooking and INNAWOODS survival.

Wholesomecore rating: 8/10

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 No.1933335

>>1933261

isn't it nice when users get along, for the most part, and don't talk solely about braps and politics?


 No.1933442

most wholesome youtube channel i'm subbed to is gahoole2.

great channel with nice comfy content


 No.1933456

>>1926651

Anyone who actually works with liquid nitrogen already knows this. What's really dangerous is getting is on your clothes, because that's where it actually will seep into things and freeze them to your skin.


 No.1933476

>>1933042

>but also a leaf

Which makes him a de facto cuck.

That, and he admitted to being a cuck on a video which appears to have been taken down.


 No.1934006

>>1933042

<swear words are funny i like swearing




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 No.1933968[Reply]

Patrick Little is screaming at Jews at AIPAC.

 No.1934003

Anything interesting happen or is the entire hour just jews walking past him while he talks about israel




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