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Last Round: >>82082

Archive of Past Rounds: https://mega.nz/#F!BA8V0KYD!eRw01c3zLKSa3wzSEHE00g (Updated to Round 30.)

Hello /sudo/. Some time ago, CodeMonkey wanted to try a Hunger Games event for advertising boards using the global announcement feature. Back from my vacation and back to this. 2 nominations are allowed per person as this is rather late.

For the 8chan Attention-Hungry Games, any board with less than 300 users can nominate themselves to participate, with up to 48 boards being able to participate (or we can go to 24 or 36 if we don't get enough boards). These 48 or so boards compete on a Hunger Games simulator hosted on BrantSteele. The current code for the regular events as of this writing is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=n7AswokP which is based off of http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=FlMMyAqW.

The Mansion code that I used once but regretted using afterwards is at http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/r.php?c=9nWM8wfc from >>>/hungergames/17115

Anyway, the winner gets to be advertised as a global announcement for about a week.

As for the requirements for signing up:

1. No boards that promote raiding other 8chan boards.

2. Must have less than 300 active users at the start of the game.

3. Can't have won the hunger games in the past week. Last week's winner is no one, as I didn't run last week. The board that won the week before was >>>/qanon/

4. Need to submit a SFW sentence that advertises their board that CodeMonkey can put in the global announcement. Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Maybe you shouldn't take a fun little game so seriously.

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* Added Board Owner option to show or hide post counter on per-thread IDs.


* Implemented anti-spam measure for board creation.


* Fixed posting for latest iOS / Mac OS X updates (iOS 11.3 / macOS High Sierra 10.13.4 and later).


* Discontinued banners.8ch.net to minimize the number of cookies served and reduce attack surface by dropping OAuth and Laravel. Banners are now served using the existing OpenIB system.


* Fixed bug where Board Volunteer / Reporter accounts created by Board Owners did not generate a unique shared secret;

* Added a noneditable Shared secret field to the Add a new account section and a Shared secret column to the Existing accounts section in the /volunteers/{board} path;

* Updated /volunteers/{board} path messages;

* Added a confirmation box to Delete selected when deleting an account;

* Connected account creations and deletions to the board log.


* Fixed banner uploads by reworking the old 8chan banner system (to view all custom banners a board has, use this path from now on: https://8ch.net/{board}/banners.html, e.g., https://8ch.net/sudo/banners.html;

* Added the ability to upload multiple banners at the same time - make sure to post on your board to rebuild pages and threads so your new banners show up.


* Shortened the time to PMPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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* Added auto-update functionality to catalog;

* Removed stubs from hidden posts (you can make hidden posts visible again by using the [Show all posts] button at the top of the thread).


* Changed the 404 page;

* Made two additions to the FAQ: "What is Alacrity?" and "What is the e0001 bug and how do I fix it?".


* Added global CSS theme Amber;

* Added a link to Everychan to the home page;

* Added [D*] (deletes all posts from an IP hash in a single thread).


* Fixed double posting bug.


* Added two new global CSS themes: Cyberpunk and 2channel.


* [D*] ready for release;

* Captcha message has been optimized to disappear by itself (ready for release).


* Moderation from the catalog (currently only [D], [Sage], [Lock]):



* Updated FAQ:



* Integrated captcha into a pop-up instead of separate page;

* Fixed swf bug with upcoming filename system ( >>>/sudo/5869 );

* APost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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About Sunshine

Earlier, Sunshine came to my attention again after the source code for it was posted on freech's /intb/ board (https://archive.is/6sPs7#selection-2161.0-2205.53). Since users were concerned about it, I investigated the Sunshine code and looked back through my logs to figure out exactly when it was created, why it was created, for what purpose, and exactly what it does.


Sunshine was created on October 9, 2015.


On October 8, 2015, the 8chan Administrator (who, at the time, was Hotwheels) received an email from the American authorities, who were concerned about a post on 8chan threatening an attack against a school in the Houston area (http://archive.is/lVsJe). Because of their incompetence, the 8chan Admin received a scanned picture of a photocopy of a printed 8chan post (pic related). The post in the picture (dated October 1, 2015) indeed contained a threat against a school in the Houston area, but due to the bureaucracy of the authorities, it arrived approximately a week too late and the original post had already been deleted.


Sunshine was created by Hotwheels on October 9, 2015 after we discussed a way to make sure kids didn't get killed. It was meant to help prevent potential school shootings in the future if the shooter(s) happened to post specific threats on 8chan (i.e., bomb threats, shootings, etc.). Sunshine was neither an imposition nor a request by third parties. The pros of Sunshine were believed to outweigh the cons.

What Does It Do?

Sunshine takes the IP address and message of a poster, pads it with a few bytes of junk data, encrypts it using a RSA pub key, then stores the encrypted data. This data remains in encrypted form with decryption only possible by Hotwheels.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>dysnomia false flags, bans literally every IP


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>mfw you're so butthurt you make a website to express just how assblasted you really are

Stay assblasted pedo.



I remember when everyone called the normalfags butthurt when they constantly bitched on /meta/ about getting rid of the pedos to no avail.

Now its the normalfags calling everyone else butthurt for wanting the pedos back because it sure as hell beats turning into what 4chan has become.

Don't worry my normalfag friend we'll get to the next up and coming imageboard and bring it to a state of perfection before anyone realizes it exists just like we did to 4chan and 8chan so that you and your kind can storm in and stage a hostile takeover and turn it to shit in what seems to be an endless cycle.



>Stay assblasted pedo.

Stay brainwashed, Hex.

How's cult life, btw? Still trying to serve two masters?



lmao owned, hex btfo tbh



>anyone who calls me a pedo is a board volunteer

Kill yourself.

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Ever hit the "New Reply" button, and within that instant you notice a typo or realize you forgot to spoiler your image?

Let us edit posts within the first minute or so after posting it. Even 30 seconds would be a big improvement.



No. Live with your mistakes.



You can fix it by deleting and reposting anyway, but it's a pain in the ass and you may get an error about repeated posting/images and shit.


This isn't a fucking forum. That and >>83453



Yes it is. And it's stupid to not want a useful feature just because forums have it and we're not a forum hurr durr.

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What the fuck happened to cuckchan? When did it get so shitty?

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Disregard, that's just me (cuckflare acting up on my end)



I want the site to remain small, the more people posting here, the more word spreads around of us on cuckchan itself and even worse, sites like reddit and tumblr and from there it will only go downhill. I also prefer this kind of comfy atmosphere where there aren't new posts every five seconds like on cuckchan and you can take your time reading replies before posting instead of having to post as quickly as possible before a thread reaches bump limit.

Anyway, if you don't like this place and prefer cuckchan, just go there. No one is forcing you to stay.



Are you implying that 8chan has any "quality" left? For the look of thing that's going on 8chan right now, it sure doesn't look like there's any "quality" left.



I'm only here for one board that doesn't come up on the main page and doesn't recieve posts for days at a time, but actually has decent discussion. I'm sure there are others like it, but you'll have a hard time finding them. There are good boards, they're just in the shadow of the popular ones.

No point staying on the popular boards unless you like fucking with people. I gave up on /v/ and /tech/ 2 years ago and don't care enough to go back.



Here's a tip 4 free: https://8ch.net/random.php and https://8ch.net/boards.html

That's how I found most boards I regularly visit.

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new replacement for hooktube


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Has it been considered?











Yes add bitchute



As other anon said, bitchute uses torrent technology instead of regular video hosting so it would be difficult to implement. Invidious shouldn't be too hard as it's just a hooktube clone however.


why not catbox? there was a thread mentioning it here earlier but it died

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How do I know what words are filtered on a board preemptively?




Replace v with the board you want.



Lel at all the old word filters that were implemented to deal with a particular user, but are no longer necessary. Mark is truly a faggot


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>cp links in filters

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we need to globalize all the legacy boards, finish the job codegook.

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>Didn't /v/ got rid of the namefield like last year?

Mark and any vols can still use their capcode to namefag.



>except the bullshit about oldfag this oldfag that 2007-2009. You mean to tell me someone can be on this shit for 12 years and still be a "newfag."

2010 is the newfag cut-off because that's when a ton of media attention, brought in part by chanology, brought in huge waves of cancer. Ironically this same pattern would repeat when GG and then the American Election got big and got too much attention on 8chan.



/tv/ is a great /b/ but a terrible /tv/. If you look at it as /b/ though then yes it's one of the best boards.



>Also, the ROBfag called it quits with this ROB&GB threads on /v/.

I miss him, the threads caused unintentional hilarity from the massively autistic anti-ROB types. Constant declarations they comprised the majority-of-opinion on the board so ROB had to go, then their own strawpoll on the issue showed they made a bit less than half of the people that actually bothered to even respond to it, and the attempted /cow/ thread on ROBfag where they couldn't actually drum up anything concrete in the way of autism (the threads themselves notwithstanding since he was always doing a bit) and consensus ended up the guy had no cow material whatsoever.


reminder that power hungry, overzealous mods will hunt you down across a board and snark ban you if you dare to offend them in any way.

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The nerve centre has huge potential to increase the traffic to smaller boards on 8chan but clearly it isn't living up to that right now. I have a few suggestions any of which will help:

1. Allow us to filter a specified list of boards you don't want to see rather than just being able to specify a handful of boards you want to see (negative filters rather than positive ones). In other words you should be able to see all threads from all boards except the ones you've filtered instead of only being able to pick a maximum of eight boards if you want to be picky. What is important is that filtering out, say, /tv/ from the nerve centre doesn't just hide /tv/'s threads from the nerve centre and make your overall 'catalog' shorter because if you did that with a few of the biggest boards it'd just be unusably short: instead it should go fetch new threads from the smaller boards to fill the extra space.

2. Make the 'show top boards' toggle actually do something useful: automatically filter out the top ~5-10 boards from the nerve centre entirely.

3. Make it optional to hide the Speed, Mass and Energy stats from the threads and instead replace them with the traditional images and pages (instead of R: 199 / S: 212 / M: 95k / E: 1k have them show R: 35 / I: 12 / P: 2).

4. Tweak the calculation you're using to generate which threads get into the nerve centre so each additional thread from the same board makes it harder but not impossible for the next thread from that same board to get picked something like the Jefferson/D'Hondt method should work nicely and is extremely easy to impliment. This is a soft cap, not a hard cap, so larger/faster boards will still get more representation overall but with diminishing returns the more of the nerve centre they take over.

5. Make the damn thing longer. It's fucking tiny. Hell give us the ability to pick its length if you want or make it infinitely scrollable, give it pages even.

6. If/when it's properly fixed up you cancel the attention hungry games for a week or two and embed an annoPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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Oh wait, you have to filter v instead of /v/. A bit counter-intuitive but whatever. Instructions should be included for doing it in the FAQ entry for the nerve centre and it still reduces the total number of threads you can see without filling the gaps so filtering even just 2-3 of the biggest boards makes the nerve centre useless.



it also becomes completely unusable if a board is being spammed



Forgot about that but good point. This is why suggestion 4. is need, it's trivial to implement since it's just a minor additional calculation based on the values that are already being calculated. The only new value that would be needed is 'number of threads from that board already picked to display' which could easily be counted as the last 'step'.


I often suggested index view for the nerve center. This way you can see recent posts instead of just the OP. People are more likely to respond to an ongoing conversation than to a thread topic (which could be a month old).



Also a good idea.

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Regardless of anyone's perspective on christianity; polvol2, one of the new moderators on /pol/ has revealed himself to be biased towards christianity to the point of considering anyone who criticizes it to be "shills." In the last several days, the meta thread has erupted and in the midst of it, he has taken time to reveal his pro-christian agenda. If that were the least of the problems, that would be the end of this post. Through his pro-christian agenda, he has established a consistent pattern of evasiveness (evading direct answers), unfair and dishonest representation of opposing viewpoints (the views of the person he is replying to & misconstruing arguments), and a disrespectful tone that illustrates how he refuses to take the opposing side seriously.

Because of the length that this episode on 8/pol/meta has stretched, I will do you a favor by trying to fairly represent what has gone on so after you read it yourself you will see that the above summary is accurate.

Most recent archive of the meta thread: archive.fo/GUNoj

Board log archive confirming that 4ad1aa is indeed polvol2: archive.fo/qeynd

>>>/pol/11961586 An anon asks polvol2 if he banned someone for complaining about the mods

>>>/pol/11961833 While TORposting, polvol2 denies that person wasn't banned for complaining about the mods, but then doesn't say why and instead reminds everyone that imkampfy was a bad and unpopular mod. He elaborates on what moderation is kinda like.

>>>/pol/11962012 He reveals himself (see archive of log confirming this) in this post. Various anons reply to his previous post and moderator post. Various complaints ensue after presumably they now have his attention. This is where things start to get messy. polvol2 gets stuck arguing with an upset anon accusing him of being vague, to say the least. Said anon, 7cf476. a8a1d4 steps in to argue with 7cf476 accusing him of being an upset ban evader.

>>>/pol/11964764 A TORposter insultPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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>he literally is denying reality

Typical kike. Kikes fear the neet.



>And your claim is that this was duplicitous or something? Why?

Reread the OP and see if your question is supported by any claim there. First you wanted it spelled out to you how the logs prove those were him even though it was obvious. Now you're trying to muddle context by inserting implications because the real answer is obvious: he was trying to use TOR but the moderator tag didn't work so he assured that those in meta knew that was him in a subsequent post. For extra measure, posting those logs reveal beyond a doubt that that was him so "people" don't imply otherwise to try and get other people to not look at it themselves and see that it is.



what's funny is they get the most asshurt about being accused of larping since that was an /intl/ accusation/insult and /intl/ had the audacity to, well, "name the jew" as it were, so a double whammy of not only being called on but also drudging up bad /intl/ memories cuck/pol/ will occasionally talk about how mindbendingly autistic full/pol/ is, though word's spread there that full/pol/ is under new management and they've replaced heil's autism for polmod autism


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They had "Workers' Party" in their name you fucking dolt, do you even know anything about the NSDAP beyond a quick Wikipedia glance?



Do you know what "Arbeit macht frei" means?

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


Can we bring back /intl/ users on 8chan? They were the only good posters left on this ghost town of a website and dubwheels drove them off for good because dubwheels was mad at them for not paying him shekels. Just were is /intl/ now? Are they still in that frechan or goon saloon site?

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Im intl



mewch is full of a bunch of fucking jews. they're literally worse than tumblr


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we don't want to come back sorry



Who's the guy that /intl/ use when they make fun of Germans and KCfags? I remember someone posted the actor of the KCfags.



Spede Pasanen, Finnish comedian

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>non-white sexualize little boys

<good goy

>white man sexualize little boys

<good goy!

>non-white sexualize little girls

<good goy!

>white man sexualize little girls




The explanation is pretty easy: don't post pictures of children.


>assertion that isn't true (it's ALL shoah)

>jew memes make me right

fucking galactic-sized brain on you op


>non-white sexualize little boys


>white man sexualize little boys


>non-white sexualize little girls


>white man sexualize little girls


no double standards here


how about you stop sexualizing prepubescent children you perverted degenerate

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Codemonkey would it be possible for boards to have more than one Board specific css Preferrably one for standard browsing and another for a night theme?



like he's going to actually do that when there are much bigger problems. that's like your house being on fire and, instead of putting it out, you decide to rearrange some of the furniture



it helps to ask, its not like posting quality is going to be fixed with autistic neet retards pelting the entire site that can never agree to anything.



Which problem is housefire-tier?



What bigger problems?



Intel's 28 core botch job

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/b/'s BO is currently blanket banning tons of people for literally no reason, many of the bans are permantant.

Isn't this against the rules for a BO? Imkampy was kicked off of /pol/ for doing something like this.

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Jesus Christ the syntax on this board is touchy



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Should probably just post the image here.


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I just want this shit gone man, so sick of seeing pedos and shitposters whining about how Dysnomia banned them.



>pedokike calls me a pedokike



based anon is based

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