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File: c234a62646f0f62⋯.png (114.59 KB, 596x358, 298:179, they work so hard.png)

 No.248582[Reply]

1. Obey 8chan's global rules.

2. You must be a male virgin to post on this board. Exceptions to the second part may apply in very unique circumstances, such as in cases of rape, child abuse, etc.

3. You must be at least 18 years old to post on this board. If you admit to being underage you're retarded enough to deserve a ban.

4. Refrain from posting low quality threads. Spam, roll threads, obvious bait, normalfag/cyborg shit, etc. will be deleted.

5. Posts made with the intention of derailing a rule abiding thread will be deleted.

6. Check the catalog for similar topics before posting a new thread. Repetitive threads will be deleted.

7. Keep blogposts in the FTDDTOT thread unless they're interesting enough to stand on their own and generate real discussion.

8. Keep meta discussion and feedback in the sticky. This is for convenience more than anything.

9. Namefagging, tripfagging, and avatarfagging is prohibited unless necessary for a specific thread. This also applies to moderator capcodes, which shouldn't be used outside of meta discussions.

Kindly report any posts that seem to violate these rules.

Contact info: tyronemuhdick@cock.li

Previous thread: https://archive.is/Ir6Q7

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 No.278983

File: 516408fc3218c11⋯.jpg (129.22 KB, 1018x638, 509:319, timesplitters.jpg)

Being an eunuch should be a bannable offense.




File: b5841f8edf103cf⋯.png (217.47 KB, 534x506, 267:253, rezeEIXviQKvY0_yD5H_gaOt_g….png)

 No.278937[Reply]

>leave 4chan years ago, decide to try reddit

>Try to post in some random sub

>"Your post has been removed, please follow rules and try again"

>Ok, read rules and try again

>"Your post has been removed, content does not fit subreddit"

>"You have been banned from r/normiesubreddit by u/faggot_mod"

>Go back to 4chan, wade through shitposts

>Every thread= 1reply, 0img

>Traps, loli, general faggotry, suicide threads, reddit tier humor

>Go to 8chan, can't be that bad. Last time I was here on tor it was pretty cool

>Every post and comment is censored

>"Hi I am a comment on 8chan thread my opinion is [redacted]"

>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS REPLY]

>Try posting thread, get a few comments

>Reply to comment, do captcha, my reply is canceled

>Try again, "loading 100%…… ERROR-YOU HAVE BEEN B&"

WHERE ELSE DO I GO?? I WANT NORMAL DISCUSSION AND FRIENDS AND EVERY CHAN IS NOW A BUNCH OF SJW MODS THAT BAN AND REDACT REPLYS AND POSTS THAT DONT AGREE WITH THEIR FRAGILE EGOS AND OPINIONS

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 No.279073

File: 41378f3e9e614db⋯.png (906.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, kid.png)

>>279066

>is where they're going to find your body

heh thats what you think *teleports behind you* heh, nothing personal kid


 No.279074

File: 4cee805f392c56c⋯.png (76.84 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, TuxPepe.png)

r braincels was down so i came here lol

u guys are actually pretty cool


 No.279075

File: 04369a8e0f5bcb8⋯.jpg (83.42 KB, 788x685, 788:685, 1501984677657.jpg)

>>279074

thanks man, you can stay here if you like

i approve


 No.279078

File: 8a66f24c08a7a23⋯.jpg (87.43 KB, 882x640, 441:320, 1475631000493.jpg)

>>279075

y-you too

fuck lol what is this spam filter?


 No.279079

File: 5e972f57150675e⋯.jpg (17.14 KB, 257x333, 257:333, Zyklon Gen Tide Pods.JPG)

>"Hi I am a comment on 8chan thread my opinion is [redacted]"

>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS REPLY]

>Try posting thread, get a few comments

>Reply to comment, do captcha, my reply is canceled

>Try again, "loading 100%…… ERROR-YOU HAVE BEEN B&"

Tell me more about things that never happened




File: 93c288efe4841f9⋯.jpg (32.21 KB, 267x274, 267:274, shellshocked.jpg)

 No.278524[Reply]

>Have a little trash bin next to my desk

>Whenever I masturbate (sorry Varg), that's naturally where my cum tissues go

>This goes on with no issue for years, as you would expect

>Hanging out elsewhere in the house one day, when suddenly there is a noise from my room

>My dog knocked over the bin and tore the tissues to shreds

>She keeps doing it now

>mfw dog habitually eats my semen

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 No.279011

>>279006

It's about the same, although doomfags will say "NOOOO IT'S OVER" yet continue to stay on, posting only the shittiest of replies. Just find some good threads and stick to them.


 No.279026

>>279011

Ironically, it's the constant claims that the board is dead and the following lack of quality posts that will really kill it, not discord spam or tranny shilling. After all, if the board is supposed to be dead, who will stay to protect it from redditors and facebook normalniggers? This is exactly what happened with 4cuck's r9k. Be faithful to this board, anons. We don't need more than one migration.


 No.279041

File: 7bc696e053a0d68⋯.jpg (81.86 KB, 1024x585, 1024:585, blog-brain-fog-1024x585.jpg)

My brain fog won't stop and my community college grades going further and further down


 No.279076

I think I'm going to spend my entire life dreaming about one fantasy, only to realize on the brink of giving it a shot that it's completely chimerical. Thence all I have to do is find another wild dream, and lather, rinse, repeat, giving myself just enough hope to prevent a kms scenario all the while preparing to let myself down again. Fuck this shitty Earth.


 No.279077

File: e8e7f9a481244d7⋯.png (264.3 KB, 1672x1760, 19:20, Screenshot_2018-08-22 Usef….png)

>Going to be searching for IT jobs in a while because that's what I got certs and training in

>Very good with Linux and diagnosing physical problems

>Realize I'm probably going to be spending a lot of time fixing Wangblows server problems

>Look up some useful commands

>Pic related is just some of them

>Shit brix




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 No.276412[Reply]

" It appears that, (****), 's your password. You might not know me and you are probably wondering why you're getting this e mail, right?

in fact, I setup a malware over the adult videos (adult porn) web site and guess what happens, you visited this web site to have fun (you know very well what I am talking about). During the time you were watching videos, your internet browser began operating as a RDP (Team Viewer) which gave me accessibility to your screen and web camera. from then on, my computer software obtained all of your current contacts out of your Messenger, Outlook, Facebook, as well as emails.

What did I actually do?

I produced a double-screen video. Very first part shows the video you are watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and Second part shows the recording of your web cam.

what exactly should you do?

Well, I think, $1000 is really a fair price for your little secret. You'll make the payment by Bitcoin (if you do not know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).

Bitcoin Address: 1GibGqaSVivQwRxtJPdfd9Nk6KK5dDmcSS

(It is case sensitive, so copy and paste it)

Important:

You've one day in order to make the payment. (I have a unique pixel in this e mail, and at this moment I am aware you have read through this email message). If I don't get the BitCoins, I will certainly send out your video recording to all of your contacts including family, co-workers, and so forth. Having said that, if I receive the payment, I'll destroy the video immidiately. If you'd like evidence, reply with "Yes!" and I will undoubtedly mail out your videos to your 6 contacts. It is a non-negotiable offer, that being said don't waste my personal time and yours by answering this message. „

This is a mail I got yesterday. What should I do?

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 No.278042

You never ever do what blackmailer says. They will escalate until you wished you never agreed to original demands. You gagher evidence, record everything, go to the police, they put him in jail and you even make money out of it.


 No.278049

>>276412

You're a faggot for using facebook. Get the fuck off my board normalfaggot scum


 No.278054

>>278013

Well, you would have to go pretty far, I suppose. But thanks.

>>278049

Mind you that I was forced to create fagbook by my parents through verbal abuse and threatening me that they will never talk with me while Im abroad. I never even used it anyway since last year.


 No.279042

>>276412

take them for everything you can. they are fair game and can't go to the cops.


 No.279064

>>276412

>I produced a double-screen video. Very first part shows the video you are watching (you've got a good taste haha . . .), and Second part shows the recording of your web cam.

Ransomware is a thing, but this is the part the seems fishy to me. Do you even have a webcam, and furthermore, how the fuck could the virus install itself while you were fapping to the video, capture all that footage, stream it, and allow him to download it all at once.

Chances are the malware just got your password through a worm or some security leak, because nothing is fucking secure anymore.




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 No.274856[Reply]

Is it time to kill myself?

I'm struggling to find any reason to keep bothering. I see futility everywhere I look.

Literally, the only thing I take an interest in is science/math. I even recently became an honour student but I can't generate any desire to try any more. It seems futile to make money and I don't want to contribute to this society. I think everyone has beliefs that are fundamentally wrong. People despise me for only believing what I think to be true. Everything I liked wrong and everything I dislike is good.

Escaping even higher level politics, it's all so illogical. Most people can't even acknowledge the subjectivity of morality and even when they do they just assert that there has to exist some morality, as if every problem has a solution.

It's not like one can even talk about this stuff to anyone. Psychologists offer no help. There's nowhere to escape to. I can't even join the military to just get away and do something because of my involuntary stays in psych wards.

It's like all of society is building up in this hypocrisy of tolerance and patting themselves for the great job they're doing of "progress" when is nothing but change. There is nosuch thing as moral progress. There's just a shift in what people focus on and care about.

I can't see any reason to do anything.

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 No.275010

>>275002

It's picking the less of the two evils anon


 No.275022

File: f2fc091fe2799ec⋯.png (122.96 KB, 239x281, 239:281, s.png)

>>274856

You think anything matters, anon? Humans are so flawed, they can only exite themselves, why do you think so many of them get addicted to sex, drugs and degeneracy? Because YOLO.

Just do something that involves risks, and treat extreme experiences in life like a given, you will have loads of fun off of it. Even if that involves doing anything against the norms of this society or its core values. Because or else if you limit yourself constantly what's the difference between this life and prison? We live in fucking controlled propagandized society and this society isn't going away if we all won't stop jailing ourselves in lonely lives and doing suicides.


 No.275023

>>275001

Yeah that "honour student " bit caught my eye, they call it deans list in uni


 No.275024

>>275022

>We live in controlled propagandized society

That's a little extreme mate, we're not in 1984 yet brother

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.

> this society isn't going away if we all won't stop jailing ourselves in lonely lives and doing suicides.

Could you explain what you mean?


 No.279055

people suck but you get cities and grocery stores. just put up with the crap. life isn't a disney movie.




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 No.278956[Reply]

I just jerked off when I nutted I laid down brought my legs up and drank all of my cum. It tasted just like warm milk. I enjoyed it and I'm gonna do that from now on.

What do you guys do when you masturbate to spice things up?

 No.278958

I like to masturbate watching nazi militay parades while im wearing expensive lingerie and spank my ass with a copy of Mao biography, nothing too fancy.


 No.278960

Cum doesn't taste like warm milk. It tastes like when you drink two percent milk after drinking nothing but whole milk for the past month if the milk had salt in it.

t. had a thing for cei when I was a teenager. I find it gross now.


 No.279014

How do people go on for more than 2 or 3 runs? first takes practically all of the juice. the second one barely has anything and is mainly prostate fluid. Third is dry and makes everything sore, and i can barely get a 4th without waiting a half hour or so. Is this normal? It takes about a week to come up to a decent volume as well.


 No.279054

>>278956

Cum doesnt taste like warm milk nigger, stop lying to yourself.


 No.279061

>>261991

learn to read catalog double nigger




File: 641a0fc68dd6fc4⋯.jpg (39.29 KB, 500x499, 500:499, MI0000032015.jpg)

 No.270812[Reply]

what prevents you from offing yourself?

for me it's seeing this till the very end and a love for music.

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 No.278637

>>276730

puppies don't have cute vaginas


 No.278661

I know it's laughable and pretentious but I have this image of myself being a wise old hermit.


 No.278754

I love drugs, video games, anime and the occasional tv-show. Also if I were to off myself I'd want to take as many people as possible with me but I'm roo lazy to plan and do it. Thanks life.


 No.278837

>>278637

>3D anything (but especially (((vaginas))))

>cute

Please… just go. And stay go.


 No.279050

>>270812

my kitten TidBit

she's the only one who understands me




File: 37b8d09b5b458e6⋯.jpg (2.36 MB, 2048x1430, 1024:715, mountain and forest.jpg)

 No.277888[Reply]

>Wake up with the sunrise on my 500 acre plot in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, Maine/Ontario/Nova Scotia.

>Walk through the cabin that I built myself, and light the rudimentary oven, also homemade.

>Crack open a couple of eggs, fetch a slice of homemade toast (with butter I churned myself), and fetch some mutton from the stores.

>Walk outside and look at the few acres that I'm cultivating. The planting is finished, and everything is looking well.

>There is corn, squash, beans, potato, tomato, cucumber, mint, basil, etc., etc., in what is essentially a massive vegetable garden that can feed a person for a whole year. It's not monocultured, and sure it's not as efficient as the big commercial farms, but it feeds me and it's much better for the soil this way.

>Milk both the dairy goats, then feed the dog.

>Speaking of the sheep, check on them (there are 6), before doing the same for the chickens (there are 15), and collecting eggs.

>There's not much to do today, as all the hardest planting of the year is behind me, so I only work in the morning before eating lunch (green salad and shepherd's pie) before heading out onto the lake.

>Take the handmade canoe (I made this early on, and it's not very good; I'll have to make a new one sometime soon) and paddle toward the middle before stopping, and begin to fish.

>The catch isn't great today, but I did get a nice trout, which I'll prepare for dinner later.

>Before heading back home, paddle to the far side of the lake and wander around the forest, looking for birds and other wildlife, of which there is plenty.

>My rabbit traps are still empty, but then again I only set them the other day.

>When my mutton stockpile starts to run low, I'll shoot a deer and enjoy venison for the next while.

>Head back to the cabin when it starts to get late, gut and scale the fish, and cook it over a fire.

>Once dinner is finished, look up at the clear, starry sky, and wonder why I ever lived iPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.278864

You should play Deiland.


 No.278916

>>278857

>you can live on minimum wage in the US

Too bad that Im a European so I wont be allowed to live there.


 No.278920

Buying land is gay. Might is right, conquer it, don't buy it


 No.278945

>>277888

Land can be cheap out in the sticks.

If you can get enough money (yeah, that probably means working, sorry) then you can set up somewhere and be pretty well set for life if you can bring in enough petty cash to pay your power bill and property taxes.

That's the upside.

Here's the downside:

-You will be crushingly alone. I don't just mean "baw haw I don't have anyone to talk to", I mean "baw haw I broke my leg and I'm gonna have to drag myself a quarter mile to the house before I can call for help on the land line, or 2-3 miles to the nearest neighbor if the lines are down". Don't expect cellular service.

-You will have to do everything yourself. It's a titanic amount of work. You'll truly sleep the sleep of the just, because you will be bone fucking tired every fucking day. It's a good tired, though.

-You'll need to be friends with your neighbours, which means you need social skills. Farmers are generally easy going, easy to get along with, and when they're not - then they're royally fucked the second shtf.

-You'll work your body to pieces and hurt in your old age in ways that you didn't know were possible.

That said, it's a viable choice if you're strong enough to pull it off.


 No.279039

>>278945

>It's a titanic amount of work.

This, there is a reason why in most farming communities people used to pop a child after another, any help you can get with work there is priceless. Growing crops, or tending to animals is a fucklot of work and your little fantasy would rather be working from sunrise to the point where you will literally collapse into your bed at night, rinse and repeat

Not a fun life, unless you are really rich and just larping with some chickens and a vegetable patch here and there.




File: 2e8b6c6d2b2faef⋯.jpg (27.97 KB, 220x335, 44:67, eazy.jpg)

 No.278917[Reply]

Sorry if this a cyborg post. My parent are really bothering me about getting a job. They are really annoying and I am trying and everything but they complain we have no money.

I feel very angry and frustrated, please help.

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 No.278973

just kidding I am not black I like Eazy-e rap songs.


 No.278974

>half black

>degree in math

What was your focus? I've seen it before, but it is surprising. Also, you'll have a bit of tough luck getting a job with the math degree unless you did some applied or if you have some interesting programs you can show off to those interviewfags (i.e. a portfolio).

As for the money thing, I get ya. All you want is a job in your field but you're forced to get a shit job in a not-at-all-related field.

You could try tutoring.


 No.278977

>>278974

My focus was scientific computing. Which is solving math problem such as differential equations using numerical algorithms. The problem is I do not have a portfolio I deleted a lot of my work. I am going to try tutoring.


 No.279031

File: 46cadef7873f49d⋯.gif (51.16 KB, 500x281, 500:281, Maggie Murder.gif)

lie about having a job and do crime


 No.279047

Lurk before posting.

Originally.




YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.278984[Reply]

How does this video make you feel? The fact that someone can talk like this is so disgusting to me, and then once you read the comments and realize how common this attitude is it's really just soul destroying. Also

>if you're looking for a boyfriend of a specific race that's just weird

10 seconds later

>if you go to japan looking for white dick there's something wrong with you

Why is life like this. At least I can be mildly satisfied in thinking how she will end up in a few years time.

 No.278987

These "people" are disgusting.


 No.278988

>>278987

the worst part is

>almost half a million views

>21,000 likes

>entirely positive comments

>youtube promoting this behavior


 No.278997

>How does this video make you feel? The fact that someone can talk like this is so disgusting to me, and then once you read the comments and realize how common this attitude is it's really just soul destroying.

Never going to watch it. Never going to read the comments. Blocking the thumbnail.


 No.279005

To think like a female you must think like someone playing a game of solitaire like game. However, instead of having view of the entire chain of placed cards, you only have a view of the last card. Instead of placing the cards in a specific order, you place them however you feel. This is the female mind. Every situation is a new card drawn, placed with no regard to previous ones, to principle, to virtue, only to how she feels at that moment. Its why women can be "naturally bipolar" at times, as well as being inconsistent. With the topic of harlotry, the woman draws the card of degenerate opportunity and plays it because "sex feels good lol". a few turns later shes getting popular for taking pics of her body and posting it on social media. A few more turns later and theres videos of her circulating around her social circle. She doesnt like this card, but the chances of it coming up was predicted within the chain of decisions she made, but her mind only sees the previous card, and that card was a good card, what gives? she feels terrible, and starts wailing and crying and demanding legal action because she wants the good feels back and the bad feels to just vanish.

Do not be baffled by this op, do not hurt your mind wondering why they do this. All simple animals run purely off instinct and how that instinct interacts with the environment. Pleasure is an instinctual drive, from eating juicy meats and fats, to the urge to sex. Women only have their instincts, as they didn't need anything else (spreading legs feels good, and it gets me food and protection. Vs a man where sex also feels good, but is barred from getting it due to competition and sexual selection, and doesn't get anything out of it but a child, which requires more protection amd nurturing and strain on resources). Dont think of women as anything more than an animal following trail of bait, only to be suprised when it leads into a trap. You cant convince the animal to stop following the bait trail, and gloating "i told you so" has no effect on it, same with women. Only thing that keeps them in check is fear. fear of social outcast, fear of losing safety and resources, fear of divine punishment. And if that doesnt work, jist ignore them, dont give them a say in anything.


 No.279023

Thank God for AIDS and STD's, anons.




 No.274527[Reply]

Does anyone want to do a fucked up sleep thread?

>woke up at noon, told myself i'd go to sleep early

>around 8-9, start getting sleepy, "sweet i'll go to bed at 10 today and fix my schedule"

>watch one episode of a show just to have something to look at while drinking my evening decaf tea

>get sucked in and marathon the whole season

>anxiety rush at 2 am because of staying up so late and suddenly i'm too restless to sleep

>watch a shit movie to escape the anxiety, but skip non-essential scenes because i'm too anxious to sit through them

>now 2:30 am, decide to just check /r9k/ for a few mins and then go to bed before 3

>it's now 5 am and i'm still typing replies

I will probably be late to work tomorrow, feel like shit all day, then come home and feel anxious, then try to escape the anxiety by being on my computer all night.

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 No.275962

>irregular sleep cycle

>eat a big meal, either lunch or dinner

>this causes itis

>Itis makes me fall asleep for a less-than-complete period of sleep

>sleep cycle is now divided in 2


 No.275966

>>274527

Something that I've found to help is to not eat much on the day that you're fixing your schedule.

Doing it today and I am going to eat nothing but two cups of thin vegetable soup. That ensures I'll pass out early. Biggest challenge is to stay awake tbh. Still 10 hours to go.


 No.275980

File: cb12f7f83c2a9d4⋯.jpg (180.04 KB, 633x485, 633:485, suicide (2).jpg)

I normally sleep at 3 or 4 am because I'm a neet and all I do is get high, drink, eat and play video games.

I used to be one of the more self conscious neets who bathed every day, had a good sleep schedule and worked out. I still work out at home because I don't want to get fat and have more problems but I dropped the other two and find less motivation to do it every time I wake up at 1 pm only to masturbate my morning wood away and feel bad about myself for the rest of the day.


 No.278954

>>274796

It’s hit or miss with the censoring of private parts tbh. I usually just torrent them. One that was entertaining was “Needless Uterus Destruction”. It was a nip being beaten stupid and one scene they were using a used toilet plunger on her face.


 No.279018

I can't wake up earlier than 10 hours of sleep without assistance, like my mom knocking on my door. I wasnt like this in my hs years




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 No.248706[Reply]

>During one exchange, the teen told Zamora he wanted to have sex with her again, court records show.

>“I know baby!” Zamora responded. “I want you every day with no time limit.”

>In another message, according to court records, Zamora said: “If I could quit my job and (have sex with) you all day long, I would.”

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 No.272934

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>>249381

This but there's no politically palatable solution. The best we can do is reduce the numbers through "International Relations" but even then the problem continues at home.

You should be required to pass physical, mental, and financial testing to procreate but there's no way to institute such a program in a democracy.


 No.278733

>>272803

Are you a feminist or what? Boys =/= Girls, what a surprise!


 No.278751

>>278733

You're more of a feminist than anybody else here. The double standard you're defending was invented by feminist roasties so they could fuck all the teenage boys they want while removing the damage to the roasties' sexual market value that this would otherwise cause by banning men from throwing their asses the fuck out in favor of teenage girls. Now go back to whatever tradcuck shithole you crawled out of.


 No.278939

>>249649

More depressing ignorance.

The printing press was a mistake.


 No.279016

I hope I have a son in the future and I'll tell him that if he really wants to he should suggest fucking his teacher and she will do it.




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 No.257644[Reply]

What is a failed normalfag? Is someone a failed normalfag simplly because they aren't a NEET, have a job and/or education and doesn't get anxiety?

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 No.278561

All bullshit memes itt. "Falied normie" was the original word for "cyborgs", a low tier normalfag who often brags like he is successful although he's relatively pathetic.


 No.278587

>>277708

The greentext guy came from /tv/ the I'm trying to man up and marry a slut guy came from /pol/


 No.278943

>>258289

Interesting. So there is a term for people like me.


 No.278944

>>277701

If you think anime is generally better than other TV I have very, very sad news for you.

Mushishi is about the only anime that's not horribly flawed in one way or another.

I guess it's easy to mistake fanservice for taste?

But he is right: being proud of what you can't do is pathetic. It's like a woman bragging about not being able to cook.

Being capable of playing the game - and winning - and disdaining it anyway… that's something to brag about. How many of you can do that?


 No.278989

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>>278944

What the hell are you talking mate?




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 No.275128[Reply]

At every normie gathering it's beer beer beer. If I'm ever invited I just get some coffee/tea and a shot of gin, so as not to irk the normans out completely.

I don't get the appeal of alcohol in general. I'm not some repressed bastard that needs alcohol to "liven up". It just makes me sulk more, think slower and sloppier, and experience less. Not to mention you feel like crap the next day. "But hey, everybody else is drinking it! Liven up, get a beer." And why beer? Of all the alcohols to be drunk, they could have at least picked a better one. I never drink beer. It's like a mix between estrogen juice and battery acid. What the fuck is wrong with them, gulping down bottle after bottle of the stuff?

Can anyone of you explain or understand this normalfag mindset? Cause I can't.

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 No.278928

>>278860

>dude weed lmao

<ignorance is bliss?

Alcohol is literally produced by the brain naturally.

Moderate drinking has been linked to longer lifespan, and the effect is so obviously pronounced that there is a statistically lower chance of calling in sick if you drink moderately than if you drink heavily or don't drink at all.

There are even discernible benefits to very light drinking while pregnant on the resulting offspring in adulthood.

Pot, meanwhile, causes massive cognitive deficits (that you're too stupid/stoned to notice while you're using weed), doubles or triples the chances of psychotic episodes or triggering the onset of schizophrenia, and while it does temporarily alleviate anxiety and pain, it causes a massive increase in baseline anxiety levels when one is not actively stoned.

So yeah, drinking a 5th of rum every day will kill you pretty quick, but so will pure oxygen. Moderate improves your sex life, improves your IQ, and makes you live longer. Do your fucking research before mouthing off like a faggot.


 No.278959

I've never drunk alcohol, and indeed never done drugs. I've always associated both with normalfags and hedonism, but seeing the replies here overwhelmingly seem to be from those who do or have, I must have been wrong.


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>>278928

>what is the endocannabinoid system


 No.278970

>>278928

>Moderate drinking has been linked to longer lifespan

By who?


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>>278928

>Moderate improves your sex life, improves your IQ, and makes you live longer

>Moderate improves your sex life

Go back to wherever the fuck you came from!




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 No.278813[Reply]

>proposal to tax all working adults aged under 40 – with the money going to a “reproduction fund” to reward families who have more than one child.

>The proposal comes amid a nationwide campaign to encourage people to have more children – a drastic turnaround after a one-child policy that lasted nearly four decades and only ended three years ago – as Beijing worries about a rapidly ageing society, shrinking workforce and falling birth rate creating a demographic time bomb.

>Couples can now have two children but the birth rate is falling despite the new policy.

https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-19/desperate-china-unveils-plan-tax-childless-couples-avoid-demographic-time-bomb

At least think no mater how bad it gets I don't live here

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 No.278941

>>278890

>>278936

Says the NEET who would starve in a week without civilization


 No.278949

>>278941

Says the wagecuck who will slave for 40+ years for someone else and then rot in a rest home poked and prodded by negresses

I can assume things about anons online too, isn't it great?


 No.278955

>>278941

Id starve in a week without civilization because of the nature of civilization. Living in the city, miles from any from of farmable land, where food is shipped from across the country, so people never have to spend time learning how to farm, let alone have the space for it. Your statement doesnt really argue against the point of "civilization is biased towards females and shildrent". The benefit civilization has is the ability to work on something else while someone else covers your other needs. A doctor doesnt need to build a house, farm crops, run wiring, pave roads, and do maintenance on all of that because someone else is willing to do so, and thus can dedicate his time to learning the medical sciences. A theoretical physicist is useless in the raw world, but because hes backed up by civilization he doesnt have to worry about that. If he grew up without civilization those men wouldn't be doctors or scientists, but farmers and hunters.


 No.278957

>>278955

My point is that civilization is biased toward the long term survival of the civilization. That means a subsidy of the people who propagate it and the people who constitute its next iteration. This is hardly a surprise to anyone in possession of an IQ greater than room temperature in Celsius.

If you want to get angry at a system for being optimized the way it is when that is how it must be optimized, then you're closer to "old man yelling at pigeons" than anything human.


 No.278963

>>278941

The rape spree would be worth it




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