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>every thread

Nope, not at all. Stop making it seem like a bigger issue than it actually is, if you don't like the few posts that are made about the subject just hide them.

That or go to cuckchan where datamining threads are welcomed with open arms.

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Have you ever felt that the normalfags are like monkeys?

Have you ever felt that they are less than animals?

Have you ever felt that you are superior?

Have you ever thought that it's impossible for a normalfag to have invented anything?

Have you ever thought that may it was another kind of people that invented everything?

Have you ever notice you are often right about things?

Uhhm… really makes me think…


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yup. this is why the jews decided to take over governments through pure deceit and cunning.

you really think the most intelligent of society are just gonna sit back and live amongst the brutish masses? lol

hail isreal, conquering normies since 1000bc


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>Have you ever notice you are often right about things?

Finally, someone who gets it

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Greetings from mewch.net




Mewch or ChanPink is an English speaking realtime imageboard. Originally created for students on college campuses, this site is used by many and is aimed to be a mature medium of discussion compared to other imageboards and forums that tend to be less mature. Mewch was made on August 9th 2017. We offer a Radio server, Public File Server and a great amount of support and user interaction for our userbase. We are not associated with any other website and stand independent with our culture and values. The site was created to create a stable hub for imageboard users to post and have fun! Mewch is aimed to be as loose as possible with restrictions.



Can you make your own boards? Does the owner sell user data?

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Honestly, this is the cleanest thing in the house. Any notes about my sink or other retarded shit iyo.

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It serves the same function but with less water waste. That function being the disposal of waste particles via current and surfactants



I mean, How bad can waste solvents from your body be vs the grime a hand may bring in? The only stigma i see against sink urination is the stigma that urination is a sign of disrespect to whatever its done on. Sadly That gives the toilet a bad reputation imo, poor guy helps keeps society clean and hes treated like bottom rung



Still seems unsanitary. Besides, I've never visited a sink low enough for me to urinate in outside of perhaps an elementary school or something.



I don't know about you, but I don't often touch excrement or anything of that sort, so my sink is quite clean. I do agree that toilets deserve more appreciation, they're one of the most vital utilities of all civilization, and one of the greatest human achievements is sewage in general.


>piss in toilet

>bowl water splashes all over the place

>piss ends up all around toilet and drys into a disgusting crust

>waste multiple gallons of water every flush

>piss in sink

>urine gently glides down the drain

>no mess

>uses a cup or two of water at most

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Post some lyrics that you identify with. These hurt.

>Throw my conscience in the trash can.

>Trash man.

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This, Anyone who enjoys lyrics in music is an obvious normfag. Failed normfags are just normfags.


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This, I can't believe there are so many people browsing this board that listen to this emo edgelord bullshit. Get some fucking taste and go listen to some Liszt or Chopin.


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>Komm, süßer Tod

>Komm selge Ruh!

>Komm führe mich in Friede,

>Weil ich der Welt bin müde,

>Ach komm! ich wart auf dich,

>Komm bald und führe mich,

>Drück mir die Augen zu.

>Komm, selge Ruh!



>fucking plebs, listen to some entry-level classical you low iq profligates. I, a true master, only listen to REAL music.



> He doesn't realise that some of the best Classical music has a text or libretto that has been set, e.g. Verdi's operas, Bach cantatas, etc.

Your post has made it obvious that you don't have a background in Classical music and have simply gotten into it as a pleb. While this is good, and I, like most actual Classical music fans welcome interest in the genre, please don't try to speak for everybody who likes Classical music when you probably don't even know what the difference is between the Classical Period and Classical music. Get more educated by listening around and reading some books. I recommend Nicholas Cook's 'Music : A very short Introduction' and listening to lots of Bach fugues

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>had lunch 2 hours ago so slightly sleepy

>make a cup of black coffee, no sugar

This is basically my standard operating procedure after lunch. Humans naturally feel sleepy after eating meals so I always found it wise to grab a cup of coffee after eating. By the time the drowsiness from meals dissipates the coffee has done its job. Feels god man.

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>a protein rich meal that humans have eaten since the dawn of their existence is unhealthy

>all the Romans were unhealthy

>the Greeks were unhealthy

>essentially every human ever was unhealthy

Ah, I see, you're disabled.



>the autist is back at it again



>all those sugars and carbs




>posts a series of videos because he is incapable of forming an argument on his own

I can ignore it, and I will.

You could do what you're saying, or you could just eat some meat and not really worry about it because in less than a century worms and maggots will devour everything you ever were.


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>The following facts regarding Stefansson's life in the Far North are noteworthy:

>1. He spent altogether eleven and one-half years within the arctic circle.

>2. He lived for a number of days, totaling nine years, on an exclusive meat diet.

>3. He lived for nine successive months on an exclusive meat diet.

>4. He reached his maximum weight while subsisting on meat (fish).

>5. His sense of physical and mental well being was at its best during that period of his life.

>6. He found that the exclusive meat diet worked as well when he was inactive as when active, and as well in hot weather as in cold.

>7. Constipation was never present. One month's entire absence from exercise produced neither constipation nor muscular weakness.

>8. His hair thickened, and his scalp became healthier.

>9. Teeth decay was apparently much less rapid.

>Stefansson avers that not a single case of constipation was observed in 600 exclusively meat-eating Eskimos for a period of three years.

>Neither Stefansson nor any of his men, so far as we could determine, suffered any ill effects from long continued meat diet.

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"No cycling/removing the bumplock in sight" edition

>It's another looking out the window and pretending that that one big cumulonimbus cloud is a nuke episode

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I'm always surprised when normalfags who I thought were not intelligent say they unironically watch Rick and Morty on a regular basis.




This but with Netflix or any of the most mainstream bullshit shows out there. First of all, I find it frustating that normalfags are retarded enough to prefer using Netflix over just torrenting all their stuff. It also seems like they have an acount on there just to "keep up to date" with whatever show is popular right now, none of them sound remotely interesting and it's often just some generic hollywood concept but instead of one sit of 2 hours they made it serveral segments of something like 60 minutes.

Just today I overheard some normalfags talking about how they are very behind on their favourite series because they are so "busy", only to later reveal that being behind on an ongoing show to them means not having seen one or two episodes. This also seems very alien to me since I tend to watch anime in one or two days and could never deal with waiting a week or more than that just to watch the next episode.


I cant figure out why I have so little motivation to do anything.


I want to gourge a bitch's eyes out. I want to set an alpha on fire.


>go outside for monthly quick store trip

>normals all wearing fashionable perfect-fitting clothes, perfect non-greasy hair, even if their face is unattractive

>feel like shambling monster not from this world

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>mom's bringing me home a pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar's so I don't have to have dinner with the missionaries they invited over

How is your night going?

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Jesus anon, do you live on some super high gravity planet or something? Just crawl to the sink on all fours, drag a chair with you. Or go turn on the shower and catch the water with your mouth. Don't dehydrate yourself to death man, fuck.

I have an idea for the ambulance though. Call the ambulance and say you will meet them at the front door, the operator will probably say to stay in bed, but ignore them. Depending on how long the ambulance is supposed to take, a few minutes before crawl outside your room and close/lock the door. When they show up they'll see you and you won't have to let them in.

But FYI they go to infirm old people, crazy people, demented seniors, people who dies weeks ago and nobody knew, etc all the time so they're used to messes. They understand, but you can just say sorry for the mess if you want and it will be fine. The thing you should really worry about is the $800 you'll have to shell out for the ride.



Look out everybody, we got a real bad boy over here!


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>parents are away on vacation

>cleaned the house, threw away a bunch of trash my dad hoarded, trash pickup comes before they get back so he can't find it in the garbage.

>made smoothie with parent's blender, mom left frozen waffles and corned beef


>think I'll take a bath later then play some vidya



You need to man up and just do what you have to do anon. It may suck but you have to persevere in times like this. I mean, what if she never comes? What if she can't get in? Either way you're going to need to make the journey downstairs to take care of yourself. It is entirely possible to get down the stairs while crawling. Used to do that tons as a kid when I played.

Stop making excuses to care for yourself and go do it.


Why would little caesars send missionaries to your home? Are you gonna revive the holy roman empire?

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I know it's possible to create an independent self ,I created a tulpa long ago , still it gone wrong (dangerous tulpa is a thing ) and I want to reach stability in my mind and destroy something in me .

How to proceed ? Meditation ? I don't really know about these and would appreciate help .


I had a tulpa as a kid and I had it for years even into adulthood I didn't know what tulpas were when I created it. I stopped paying attention to it and it went away. Do the same. Stop paying attention or feeding that part of yourself you want to get rid of and it'll die. Sometimes you may need to replace it with a trait that's the exact opposite and consciously be your own opposite. Eventually by adopting and rejecting various sides of the coin you walk away being a lighter or darker side of gray. There's no other answer than this. It must be answered in this manner for it is in itself a transcendental question in a sense. And depending on how far you go with this route it can lead to some very interesting situations or perhaps self enlightenment.



Thoughtforms feed on attention. Just ignore it and it'll go away. Well, or it might start screaming at you to force you to pay attention to it, but hopefully it'll just go away.


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stop fapping to your tulpa


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>I created a tulpa long ago

That isn't creating an "independent self". That's just lying to yourself really fucking hard. That said, you're probably well past the point of no return. Give up and fall to the abyss, where you belong.

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This thread is for discussing how to vanish, this includes faking your death, going missing, removing all evidence of yourself, and/or falling off the grid.

I don't want to commit suicide, I just want to disappear completely and make the people around me think I'm dead. I don't want to die, but I can't live like this with this family surrounding, and my history always haunting me, and I don't think I'm alone in this feeling. I just want to cease to exist, and the closest thing is becoming a "new person."

It isn't so much about avoiding debts, or escaping something malicious in particular, it's just about disappearing forever and entirely deleting what is known about you. This can also include trying to escape surveillance since that seems to be an interest of any sane person.

So if anyone knows any tips, any ideas, or any stories then they would be much appreciated in here.

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I think leaving a suicide note could be a good idea, under the right circumstances and if written in such a way that exempts them from even trying to find you.

Could work. Combined with laying low for a few years, changing appearance, and cutting all ties, it could work.

>it sounds like you're planning on make yourself known again but hey just assuming

You could say that.


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>how to erase your past?

Fuck off diavolo


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This looks like a good thread to shill for >>>/out/ in. There are threads that discuss hoboism and related topics there. The sticky has these two links about it in particular:




>Tie up loose ends

Pay any debts.

Close your bank accounts


Die in a way where your body is irretrievable or impossible to find. Drowning, get bombed without your id, volcano.

No suicide though.

Make it an accident

<but wouldn`t the police rape the area for you

Unless you are a gov official, it doesn`t matter

>Go off the grid.

This is the hard part.

Live in the forest for about 3 to 4 months.

Dont bring anything. No phone, No laptop, no ID. In fact, you should only have your clothes.

Once its time, you may continue.

>Facial surgery.


>New name and ID

Obvious as well.




Aside from the need for a new identity, there's the issue of how to fake your death, if you want to go about things that way. I'd suggest using fire and substituting something burnt beyond recognition for your own body. also, if you do this, you can burn down your place of residence in the process, if it's yours to begin with (don't fuck with other people in this plan), and then you never really can return to your old life, even if you wanted to.

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>when I hear a roastie saying they're studying "psychology"

Why do they seem to love the shittiest science there is? Bragging rights so they can seem like me cool humanist XD I'm unique?

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Not all. Physics and engineering are (relatively) good.


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Women love to try and diagnose people with mental disorders. In modern physiology you can practically twist anything into being the result of a mental disorder.

Plus, it is the easiest "science" to get into.



And lets not forget how bureaucratic it is now. To get diagnosed with aa snowflake illness, all you need to do is fill out a form and buy the pills. Thats what cattle have boiled feels down to, "O M G thats, like totally me!!!" Tier forms and consumerism


Very few people seem to understand that while there may be some real science in psychology, it's a field of study ripe for political abuse. Every fucking cunt wants to get in on it so they can have institutional support for their declaration that anything they don't like is a mental disorder. America in particular is really bad about this. Basically everything coming out of the American psychology community is politicized crap. If you dismissed a psychological study out of hand just because it came from America, you'd be right more than 90% of the time.



>"the shittiest science there is"

Jung is ashamed of you, faggot.

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>Girl wakes up in hospital to find all her limbs are gone.

>Her physician then proceeds to take advantage of her


the acting is too horrible to take seriously


You need to have some shame in the first place for the shameless fap to have any significance.


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That just makes it worse



Do you shave anon


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This picture is stupid. He just can't forget about suicide when he always consider days without suicidal.

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Did you also managed to be friends with normalfags when you are on heavy antidepressants?

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>friends with normalfags

You are the normalfags John.



t. crab in a bucket desperate for the company of misery




>A field in which most of the research can't be reproduced

>Useful for anything

You should try to know yourself more. In that way you can find out what you actually want to change. Also, I must warn you, that if you are an introvert and not a disgusting normalnigger you will end up exhausted by being with people. In any case, if you get a job or whatever you will end up socializing.


i'm friends with a normalfag because it's funny when he comes to me talking as he wasn't a normalfag



>pic related


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Watch for 4/18/18 as that seems to be when they will make their move. Malaysian airlines is gonna reappear. More speculation inbound.

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>the world didn't end in 2012

How could you not notice the signs? We're already dead, anon. This is purgatory and there's nothing left but suffering, until we get the gumption to do what we were always meant to do. Haven't you noticed anything amiss?


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Aricu please.


I do feel like my life went to shit in that year, maybe the whole Mandela/Berenstein effect has some truth to it.


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>they are coming

<but so am I

Finally my dong can claim his birthright.




Autism is a beautiful thing.





My life did start getting much worse around 6 years ago, so it might be true

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>Be black

>Walk through town with black homie

>Homie sees a place called "White Washers"

>Honkies offer to make a black man white $0.99

>Decide to try it out

>Homie has a dollar

>I only got 98 cents

>Homie offers to go in first and give me the change afterwards

>Homie goes in and comes out the handsomest hu-wh*te boi

>Ask homie fo' da penny

>Homie says "Get a job, nigger"


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Only the first three things you said are true



Yeah, and normalfags defend him because “he makes science cool and generates more interest in it.” Even though no one who likes black science man actually participates in science or is capable of basic algebra. Watching a 2 minute YouTube video about a nog explaining the fundamentals gravity doesn’t make you interested in science.



I hate normals for that

>making something more popular by swallowing the meaning of it and turning it into idolization (ex hip famous science people) is a good thing and "increases interest"

I think its a good look into the cattles mind. Interest is something you can use to stroke your ego (lol im a nerd look at all these factoids i read)/something you can use to make you look like you're in a cool niche. Its why sensational science exists. I heard that publishers primarily publish only positive/exotic studies because thats more attractive to read/gets more views. Even the autism of the sciences isnt safe from these ruinous powers



>Even the autism of the sciences isnt safe from these ruinous powers

Also with politics suppressing certain studies or fields science nowadays is pretty fucked.


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>Get a job, nigger


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