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I've stopped responding to him for awhile now, just reporting and ignoring. Hopefully other anons follow suit.

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"I'm the only one who is legally, psychically, and politically qualified to make these threads" edition.

Post feels, regrets, good times, etc.

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I have this, its nice. Can confirm ebay is probably jews, i bought it for 20 bucks or so years ago



He mentioned a stream site, and that reminds me if twitch chat. An utterly useless chat, its a wonder why they have it. Nothing is done besides spamming emotes whenever something happens or someone asks, or trying to kiss up to mods/notable nametags



Only on metformin as it's type 2


At least I have another way to go if the exit doesn't work later in life


>tfw forgot the password for my super-duper strong anti-virus program

welp, guess i'll wait 210 days to access some parts of my computer, i guess



Boot into safemode and force-delete it.

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What do you like/hate about /pol/? I like some of the base ideas like national socialism, ie the preservation of all races and preserving the unique identity of every people on earth. I dislike their version of actual supremacism and outright calls for extermination. I think that negative part is sad. Perhaps the result of years of a cesspool Internet and desensitization combined with atheism.

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Why are jews so obsessed with zion don?


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I made some OC to show how people go from being a normalfag to hating jews.



The book 'Technological Slavery' should be either neckbeard or last tier. It's the book by Ted the Unabomber, commonly referred to his manifesto.



Good OC. I’m a mix between neckbeard and final tier



>The book 'Technological Slavery' should be either neckbeard or last tier.

I disagree, at least from a personal perspective. Back when I was younger Ted was one of my first real redpills, even before nationalism and the JQ

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Since old one has managed to hit the bump limit in just over a year, not sure how I feel about that.

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I think you’re too confident in the police’s effectiveness



Cops in real life don't work like they do in GTA.






But seriously would (((they))) operate this audaciously in broad daylight?



Nigger they assassinated Kennedy in broad daylight, of course they'd off some crisis actor (or their parent) who talked too much.



Fishy. Perhaps those two were about to come clean and tell the truth.

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Why did people stop harassing newfags on halfchan. If you go to our sister board there it's very obvious that most posters have no concept of the board culture, and are just reddit fags losing their minds over the fact that they don't get banned for saying nigger. There's also a ton of anti white sentiment and prominent sand people namefagging.

What the fuck? Where did all the old timers posting

'lurk moar before you post' go. Why did all the niggers and retards stop getting btfo. Don't let the same thing happen here, guys. Where do we have left?

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The only delusional kike here is you, worshiping a Zionist who caused the creation of Israel, the spread of Communism and set as taboo White pride and Nationalism.

Hitler is the goodest goy in all of human history and the definition of controlled opposition. You are blind and stupid if you think other wise, but continue to worship your miserable failure who gave the kikes more power than they could've dreamed of at the turn of the 19th century.


Well hello there fellow aryans



>Hitler wanted the kikes to get out of Germany and didn't really care where they went

>temporarily cooperated with pro-Zionist kikes in order to get as many kikes out of Germany as fast as possible

>somehow this means he's solely responsible for the creation of Israel, when he couldn't care less where they went as long as they were gone from Germany


>responsible for the spread of communism

Kikes are responsible for communism, and he fought against them and it. Are you retarded?

>set as taboo White pride and nationalism

Kikes make this taboo with their propaganda and lies. Hitler fought against the same kikes you think are bad for making White pride taboo. Imagine how brain-damaged you have to be to profess what you do, holy shit.

>all great White leaders are just controlled-opposition! you goys have no true leaders at all, it's all controlled by us!

Fuck off.


>cuckchan filename

It's like pottery how all of you shills who come out of the woodwork coincidentally all come from cuckchan.



>The only delusional kike here is you, worshiping a Zionist who caused the creation of Israel, the spread of Communism and set as taboo White pride and Nationalism.

Hitler…a Zionist? Hahah the absolute state of anti-Hitler niggers. Daily reminder that Hitler was anti-Zionist, i.e. against an independent Jewish state. He says it himself in Mein Kampf in no uncertain terms:

<When the Zionists try to make the rest of the world believe that the new national consciousness of the Jews will be satisfied by the establishment of a Jewish State in Palestine, the Jews thereby adopt another means to dupe the simple-minded Gentile. They have not the slightest intention of building up a Jewish State in Palestine so as to live in it. What they really are aiming at is to establish a central organization for their international swindling and cheating. As a sovereign State, this cannot be controlled by any of the other States. Therefore it can serve as a refuge for swindlers who have been found out and at the same time a high-school for the training of other swindlers.

>Hitler is the goodest goy in all of human history and the definition of controlled opposition.


>You are blind and stupid if you think other wise, but continue to worship your miserable failure who gave the kikes more power than they could've dreamed of at the turn of the 19th century.

Hitler wanted peace with the Allies but the Jews wanted war. Blame the Allies for going to war over Poland. Lebensraum was necessary for Germany’s survival in an era of rising US dominance, freedom from international finance and the ability to feed themselves without relying on imports. The Jews wanted blood and is it truly a surprise that the communists team up with the other imperialist powers? Communism and capitalism, as usual are (((two sides of the same shekel))). The reason why white nationalism is demonized today is because of Jewish propaganda and lies, something they’ve been doing and will do until the day they are cleansed from the Earth



Even the 300 could only last so long.

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I am suspected to have either a traumatic brain injury or a brain tumor. Will be sent for an mri scan.

Symptoms that I have:


>Fatigue or drowsiness

>Problems with speech

>Memory problems

>Feeling depressed or anxious

>panic attacks

>problems understanding or retrieving words (not really severe)

These are at least the ones that are related to those two. What else can cause this symptoms? I'm only 19 too. Don't smoke although people around do a lot, drink or do any other drugs. Had a period of strong headaches in 2015 (?) but got told it's nothing. And it came now when I wasn't feeling as suicidal and was making plans for future in my head.

I'm feeling quite radical right now to say the least. All the worst things always happen to me. I'm poor and live in a 3rd world shithole so I'm already making plans for what I'll do if it turns out that I have a brain tumor.

What are my chances of having something that wouldn't kill or make me a vegetable with this symptoms?

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It's a small cyst, not a tumor.

Not able to delete the thread.

I kinda stopped browsing this place because of all the normalfags/redditors. Now I'm just checking my threads once in a while.


My tongues been numb, my speech is broken and I awake to headaches every morning. Is it a tumor?



It could be stroke-related. All three of those are symptoms of having had a stroke.


I can't think of what I want to say anymore



>I am suspected to have either a traumatic brain injury or a brain tumor

Have you had a brain injury? Anyone been beating you around that head with a wrench recently?

If not, you do not have a trumatic brain injury. The chance of some past injury suddenly causing new symptoms for no reason is negligible.

>Will be sent for an mri scan

Is that what the doctors have said? Have they already sent you for a CT? Because if the CT didn't show a tumour then it's extremely unlikely that you have a tumour either.

Those symptoms could all be explained by stress or depression. Yes, even the headaches and cognitive symptoms.


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76 years old. Still in jail.

Kaczynski is the only relevant thinker of the last 50 years. Anyone dodging the technological question is a coward. What good does theory bring if it ignores the basic values and fundaments of our society?How is knowing how power operates or whether or not equality is something to strive for important when the basis for life - AIR, WATER, WEATHER etc.. and 'social' aspects such as human decency - is at stake? The future is bleak. It's either a full blown environmental cataclysm, nuclear warfare, humans gets replaced by machines, humans get re-engineered to fit in the ever complexifying, ever dehumanizing system… You get the gist.

Or it's all of this. Or it's something completely unpredictable, which is how technology works. We make discoveries, and we spend the next hundreds of years trying to fix the problems caused by whichever new technology appeared.

Technology causes a water drought. So we create more technology to solve it (In reality, no one can plan a discovery. If we're lucky we discover something to buy us a few more years) But then the newer technology causes more problems that requires more technology to solve.

It's a never ending race.

Kaczynski's works don't stop with ISaiF, his other books are incredibly insightful too.

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Amateur documentary.


I’m a big fan of Ted and think he was fundamentally right in a lot of his views on post-industrial society. A few years ago I fantasized about moving to big plot of land and trying to live alone on it primitively kinda like he did but the sheer amount of preparation and my lack of means for acquiring this land have destroyed my hopes for now. My father owns a cabin and ~41 acres of land, of which 40 are practically undeveloped woodland but it’s too close to other people’s homes to do what I want and try to live on it. I really hope to someday, though. I think the modern lifestyle is inhuman and is part of the reason why this Earth is increasingly becoming a hellworld. Wage-slaving and endless schooling for a pittance is not a real, fulfilling life. What I dream of would be no utopia, but I would still prefer it.

Do any other robots have similar dreams?



>but the sheer amount of preparation and my lack of means for acquiring this land have destroyed my hopes for now

The latter could be a concern depending on where you live (but if you're going to leave everything behind why live in your current state or province) but Ted was raised in the suburbs, slowly get used to what you have to deal with in the woods like strictly 2 or 3 meals a day, lack of bathing, cold or humid weather, you know how it goes.

>My father owns a cabin and ~41 acres of land, of which 40 are practically undeveloped woodland but it’s too close to other people’s homes to do what I want and try to live on it.

Why does that bug you.



A process of gradual acclimation would be the best approach, as opposed to dropping everything immediately. My only issue is with food. I am from the suburbs so I guess partially it would take a lot of research for edible plants, animals living on that land. That’s part of the preparation I talked about in my first post mainly.

>Why does that bug you.

Mainly because the acre that actually has a cabin on it is part of a separate “development” and is dotted with houses. It’s kinda hard to describe but it’s on a one-lane dirt road in the middle of some rural woods and there are some houses dotting the road here and there. We own around an acre in that development with a small cabin. Connected to that is 40 acres which are not attached to the cabin itself but which we still own. It’s essentially undeveloped besides two shacks made by the old owner. It’s connected to a road and more isolated. I guess I’m just caring too much about the opinions of normalfags as usual, wondering what they’d think.

Either way, while I continue to habitually fantasize about this, I doubt it will happen unless 1) my life completely falls apart more than it already has or 2) my parents die and then I’ll do it without a second thought

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This will be a weekly book club for anyone who wants to join! This weeks books will be Catcher in the Rye, I chose this book because its fun and easy to read, a good choice for our first book club. I am going to assume you know how to obtain a free copy online.

Please discuss the book after you read it in this thread, if you have not read the book yet be aware that this thread may contain spoilers!

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I'm on Win10 and it works fine for me. I'm using the 64bit version though; I've had a problem with some 32-bit applications not working at all, so maybe try that if you didn't.


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I don't think normies hate it. In fact, I know someone who named their son Holden. lmfao


"Stoner" is pretty good (and I have a pdf)…I can get behind that.


>Goedel, Escher, Bach

Anon, I…

It's 800 pp and nearly incomprehensible. I think it requires a background in set theory or something I don't have.


I'd recommend setting a schedule for each book.

>choose a definite starting date

>"assign" ~25 pages per day/3 chapters per day

>talk about each section every day instead of all at once at the end.

>have a "due date" when to finish it by

Just popping in this thread, I only see one person that is participating by reading it, so it's kind of hard to follow the mishmash of comments related or unrelated to the book. Maybe have everyone who is responding to that week's book start their comment with

"Catcher in the Rye" Chapter 2

or something.

If you're looking for future suggestions, these are somewhat robot-tier and not too long or difficult.

>"The Broom of the System" - David Foster Wallace

Quirky and a lot of fun. Not as dense or "too smart" or whatever people criticize "Infinite Jest" for.

>"The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym" - Edgar Allan Poe*

His only novel. Super dark, great prose.

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<prefers burning his retinas out whilst uncomfy staring at a screen for hours on end, instead of seated in a respectable lounging chair and relaxing

<can't take a fucking picture of a page or write it down

<probably wonders why he can only read 25 pages a day

>t. publishing professional

Your shtick seems consistent with the nook/ereader state of the book industry.

Not to mention that it's actually a significant ordeal to find a working torrent for any book that's even remotely obscure.


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>what is project management

200 pages/14 days = 14 pages/day

>keying in 200 words of text instead of ctr+C, ctrl+V

Why so defensive, anon?

I listed the reasons why I prefer my method. Instead of listing your reasons, you (bewilderingly) lashed out at mine.

>burning his retinas out whilst uncomfy staring at a screen for hours

<as he posts on image boards and watches anime 18 hours a day

Reading isn't about blasting through a book as fast as possible: it's about pulling evidence (quotes) to support your conclusions, inferences, or opinions you make as you form them. That requires thinking, organization, and active writing. (Productively) reading a book is ~50% reading and ~50% reflection/writing.

Your aim seems to be recreation, while this is a thread for discussion. I look forward to reading the analog pictures you post of your paperback.

>schtick :^)

>all publishing is trade books

I agree trade fiction is shit. I download most of my pdfs legally and free from archive.org.



>what are sticky notes

>what is a highlighter

And what is wrong with writing notes down? If your aim is reflection on the book then going back over the material is a proven method to absorb that info. And I wasn't implying you should post pictures of a page here and not for your own reference, you dopey cunt.

The rest of your autistic rant is mostly projection and has little bearing on what I actually posted. If you want to be ebin ereader then don't let a silly paperfag like me stop you.

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Post some lyrics that you identify with. These hurt.

>Throw my conscience in the trash can.

>Trash man.

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A heart that's full up like a landfill

A job that slowly kills you

Bruises that won't heal

You look so tired, unhappy

Bring down the government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet life

A handshake of carbon monoxide

And no alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises

No alarms and no surprises

Silent, silent



Eden has become the linkin park of EDM



Jesse Stewart?



I like being alone

I'd like to stay in my room all day and night

Don't like to talk on the phone

So please forgive me while I just turn off the light

Don't wanna see nobody

Ever and ever again

Don't you feel sorry?

I'm just a crazy, isolated man

I know me better than you

I hate to hear another persons screaming voice

What are you trying to do?

Leave me alone!

I won't be anymore in cries

Don't wanna see nobody

Ever and ever again

I'm not in any hurry

I'm just a crazy, isolated man

Why don't you leave me alone?

'Cause there's nothing more I wanna say!

Thank you for caring but I'll be alright

Now will you understand and go away!?

Don't have a problem living in my room because it's where I really wanna be

So please forgive me if you think I'm strange but I just wanna spend my life with me!

Don't wanna see nobody

Ever and ever again

Don't you feel sorry?

I'm just a crazy, isolated man

Don't wanna see nobody

Ever and ever again

I'm not in any hurry

I'm just a crazy, isolated man


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That song is an entire cringefest for me, I cant listen to it

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I honestly loathed high school from day one, at least before i had friends and was reasonably happy until the end, high school was just one big grinding waste of time, all it was in terms of personal development was a 101 in social Darwinism, who ever can fuck over each other the most win, i didn't grow as a person, i didn't make any friends, it was survival to the extent you couldn't concentrate on my work, it was a shithole and i hope i never see the inside of my high school again, i feed bad because i had teachers that liked me and wish i could thank them, but fuck it makes me upset thinking about it right now, i can confidently say i had a general net loss going to high school, now i'm in uni and i can say its better, people are easier to get on with unlike that other shithole, i just look back with regret

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Middle school is either the best time or worst time in someone's life.


Do you think he's a normalfag for wanting to beat up someone up because you're endlessly frustrated with the setting you've been put into? Because I'd certainly punch the air out of your system for being an insufferable faggot.


Jail would be good for a lot of people if it didn't stay on your record.


Disappointing, not in itself.



Original plan:

>walk in late

>gun to the receptionists' head

>"emergency meeting in the gym hall for all pupils"

>wait till enough are in there

>lock doors

>start shooting

>pick off survivors

>death by cop



Why would a receptionist be calling an 'emergency meeting for all pupils'? The principal and staff would immediately know there's some fuckery going on if you'd done that.



>elaborate plan

In what way is this ellaborate? Seems like you thought up of it on the spot.


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That was mouthbreathing-tier and the whole thing is petty and puny, funny even since your friend managed to get into a social circle and was forgotten about. In tandem with being British you are a genuine cumslurper.

>I eventually ended up in jail for going reservoir dogs on a guy my friends and I hated so I got some respite I guess.

Or not, tell us this story.

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It's yours.

Standard rules apply. How do you use it?

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What I meant was that if they found the notebook they could test it, but otherwise they have no evidence. Obviously if they just look at it and see the names then it's just a spooky coincidence.


twitter journalists, dictators


Pretty straightforward for me. I'd write down the names of most Israeli heads of government, prominent Jews, Muslims, non-whites, treasonous politicians, celebrities, capitalists, religious figures, intellectuals, and potentially various people involved with stuff in my life that I'd rather memory-hole, if I could get away with it.



There is a rule in the Death Note where Colateral damage is not allowed, if you write "X drvies his car into a crowded street", then what will happen is that only X dies from a Heart Attack, the deathnote only allows kills the people who's names are written in it directly, the only way you could go around that rule would probably have someone doing something which has life stakes on it and then him having a heart attack will interrupt his action, like killing pilots of a plane in flight



Since there is a rule allowing no direct colateral damage ( for example X kills A, B, C, D, E,(instead they all die of heart attacks)), then what I'd do is write names of Pilots while they're flying over major cities, which is indirect colateral damage and it will be certain to work, and then I'd go after a lot of public figures for the lulz and see retards from all Ideologies pointing fingers at eachother, all of these would be with Heart Attacks so that in my personal life if something came up or I needed to use the Notebook somehow to benefit myself directly I'd use accidents for these people instead.

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Let's define what a Robot is, for the normies, for the roasties, and most importantly us. I'll start with my own defintion (it's very rough plus I'm shit with words), you can revise it, add to it, take away stuff or make your own. But by the time this thread dies; Let's try and have a defintion we can all agree on and be happy with (hopefully).

inb4 datamining

The "Robot", as he will become defined, are virgins aged 18+ and male, these are ABSOLUTE PREREQUISITES and cannot be tampered or infringed upon (exceptions can be made due to rape, abuse, etc).

Now typically there are a lot more identifiable traits then just being a young male virgin i.e Being ugly, never having a kiss, never having a gf, being middle class, being socially inept, and being white.

But these are not ABSOLUTE PREREQUISITES; these are just additional traits to help identify Robots with.

Robots don't have a lot of identifiable physical traits besides being a male virgin; If one was walking down the street, you would not be able to spot them per se.

Robots have a lot more identifiable psychological traits than physical ones such as mental health problems, emotional immaturity, low self-esteem, and a slew of others.

Robots in nature are not violent or agressive. They are usually docile and submissive but can unpredictable because of their unhealthy lifestyle.

Robots live with their parents, and have been coddled (Wasn't taught the necessary social skills in life) most of their life (has no role model or strong figure in their life they can look up to).

Robots are shut-ins, they typically have no job(s), are not in school, and have no friends or gf.

Indifferent to friends, and girlfriends in general (Celebrates singledom).

Grew up on the internet and shaped themselves through media consumption for the most part e.g anime, video games, movies (etc.).

Can relate to people like Chad Marco, Egg White, Elliot Rodger, Alek Minassian, Eric Harris, and Dylan Klebold (etc.) as people that have gone through the same cycles.

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while i agree with you we cant really stop them from calling themselves fembots, so i think it would be better to invest any effort instead into making it clear that they arent in any way connected to us and that we dont want to have anything to do with them


It seems there is significant overlap between the definitions of robot presented in this thread and schizoid personality disorder. The only aspect of it i don't remember seeing in this thread is a mention to withdrawal into a self-created "fantasy land" (basically a more intense, but still manageable daydream) to escape reality/boredom/stress.

Of course, i'm not implying that every schizoid is a robot, that would be retarded, especially since in theory women can be schizoid too (though i doubt it) and most schizoids put on a normalfag social mask and live a relatively normalfag life. Rather, what i am implying is that all robots seem to be, to some extent, schizoid or schizoid-like.

Polite sage for semi off-topic.




Yes I was talking about that test, and its other iterations. Sone of them are more strict, but the other anon makes a good point, those kinds of tests do leave room for filth to wiggle in. For example, in the bonus round you have "is a female" for only +6 points, which implies that women can be robots.

I think this definition thing is an alright idea. Besides helping op figure out his feelings and why he doesnt fit in with the weebnormals known as otakus (any special term used by a niche is then taken over by the masses of normalscum when the niche gets popular/noticed), even though he probably should have figured it out himself through self reflection, i think that if there are gonna be board invaders then giving them a throwaway definition with the customary GET OUT might be better for board assimilation. It'll at least give the empty minded normals something to mould themselves on, instead of the image of le edgy epic meme 8chans.


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Robots = Losers, outcasts and pariah

Cyborgs = Same as above but at least they can appear normal on a surface level and therefore can function in society, kinda.

Thats it. You can decorate it as much as you want to make you feel special but we're all losers. Except for OP, hes a loser and a tumblr tier snowflake.



You forgot adding unsuccesful at almost anything.

According to what you wrote, I'm a robot, I wonder what's worse? Being a failed normie or a robot

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25 was the age when I realized how fucked up my life is and that I cannot hide in my room forever. God I wish I was 15 again. No worries in life other than coming home from school and wasting time on internet and anime while I actually enjoyed it.

Once you are out of school your life is over because you have no excuse anymore for not working. You can try to prolong this for another 4 years with college but it is expensive and not every family can afford to send you to college.

Anhedonia kicks in when you reach this conclusion for the first time in your life. The conclusion that your lifestyle is not sustainable in the long term and eventually it will get very uncomfortable. It was also around age 25 when I experienced it the first time. Ever since it was very hard for me to get excited for doing anything other than sleeping, eating or zombiebrowsing the internet.

>35+ is when it gets ugly

yeah I agree but what are you supposed to do for 10 years if you are unemployed and your family hates you. No need to artificially stretch it out, better to face the reaper openly and settle the score once and for all.

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>so many girls interested in me

Back to Facebook.


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What's wrong with some people?



Niggers aren't people, anon.


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that's what i expected


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>implying it's bad to laugh at dying people

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The great debate : what age do females peak ? Let's end it once and for all. Also, feel free to dump before/after pics, graphs and shit.

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Men hit peak bone mass at 28.

Remember, masculinity is all about bone mass.

Wide clavicles, wide wrists, large hands and feet, pronounced browridge and cheekbones. All that shit still grows after your humerus or femur plates fused, skull bones never fuse together. At 28 you should’ve completely stopped growing, there is your peak, nowhere else.

Women hit their peak at around 16-18.

Of course, for you after 30 it is going downwards, like it was for women after they hit their 20’s, but you go down less severely.

You can hit HGH (you actually need IGF-1, but I tell you HGH for more easy searching) after your peak or even now pre 28 years.

There is this guy who is 50 years old but still looks like 20. Guess what he takes?

I know real HGH is really really expensive, you can take MK-677 and take it with an Estrogen suicider, not blocker like Aromasin instead etc. many options.

You can also grow with this shit if your extremities haven’t fused yet.

Don’t overdo it or you’ll look like a Neanderthal, if you do it wrong you can die. Best option is as always getting straight HGH like those actors. But it is expensive as fuark.



>you actually need IGF-1

Don't mess with the IGF-1 if you aren't willing to take the risk of cancer.

IGF-1 doesn't just help grow bone, if you have cancer cells you are not aware of. Be sure if you inject IGF-1, you will be aware of it.

>Estrogen suicider

Estrogen actually stimulates the collagen producing cells aka silk smooth skin and it negates osteoporosis.

Please don't take an estrogen suicider if you don't want your bone to be more prone to damage.

Males produce estrogen thanks to aromatase but at a much much lower levels than females. And that tiny amount of estrogen is important



What kind of broscience bullshit is this



>not by choice

>seems like they are involuntarily celibate



>any of those roasts


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What are some really weird, obscure and off the grid hobbies that i could get into? I've got free time on my hand and i'm not looking for bland, popular past time.

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Playing music and building model kits. I used to play an instrument but dropped it, and I want to pick it back up again. I bought a few model kits but haven’t built them yet, as I’m waiting until I have a proper set up to do so.



He got caught because he posted an email with his real name on some forum, you moron.



Conlangs are fun but you're looking in the wrong place anon. Learn to code and do NLP. You could probably make some great stuff if you partnered up with a competent programmer like me.


Amateur radio


Creating a hoverboard


Street art


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