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By now most people have heard of the screw up surrounding the latest Star Wars movie posters, it turns out they were completely plagiarized from a 2015 set of Jazz album covers requiring them to be redesigned. Disney just can't do anything right when it comes to this Han Solo movie, now the company has re-released the posters for a third time, this time without any guns!

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You laugh, but there is a Gungan weapon with faux-organic ridges, and Palpatine's lightsaber looks a bit phallic as it is.

A custom lightsaber (which is most lightsabers) with a passing resemblance to a dragon dildo might be crafted for purely aesthetic reasons by someone who doesn't care for the usual straight silver tube.

The only implausible part is that pink light doesn't really exist, only a mix of red and violet.



>watching a bunch of sweaty ass dudes fondling eachother for various sized and shaped balls

dat soyboy confirmation



Why do people still talk about soy wars?

inb4 it's reddit



It's not 'gay' to like watching sweaty men fondle each others balls!!!

It's the only thing that gets my massive 3 inch dick hard anymore!!!

Are you one of those faggots who's dick gets hard to women????

You're the gay one not me just because I like to jack off to the thought of big sweaty nigger raping my asshole!!!!


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>black guy with gun


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The battle over firearms has officially entered the digital realm. YouTube announced that it will place more restrictions on firearms videos hosted on its website, and the move has angered some gun enthusiasts who are now publishing their content on a large porn site.

Starting next month, YouTube will ban videos that offer instructions on how to make firearms and accessories such as silencers and bump stocks. It will prohibit content in which firearms and accessories are sold, both directly and through other websites. Videos on how to install firearms modifications will also be barred.

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Luck me. I already have a Pornhub account. Liked and Subscribed.



*Lucky me



If meme magic is real, there's a possibility that demonetized youtubers will migrate to Pornhub in droves, reaching a critical mass where still "ad-friendly" big-name youtubers will start to migrate preemptively, while Pornhub capitalizes on this wave of non-porn viewers to provide a demonstrably better service than Youtube, proving once and for all that the free market finds a way.


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Don't tease this guy too much. Just imagine the pain he experiences every day - living as the most insanely repressed, Hoplophobic, sodomite that you can't see men enjoying or using a thing without immediately assuming that the thing in question must be some kind of surrogate penis.



>Tfw I have many penises.

Just like in my animes.

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Donald Trump Junior captioned the image with a description saying the shot was from last weekend when Donnie caught his first bull shark. Trump Junior described how Donnie caught it with minimal help from his father and their fishing guide. They took a quick picture and then released the shark back into the ocean.

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And he's still better than Obama. Your shilling has no effect here ShareBlue or Hasbara? Regardless you and your family will be gassed



You seem to know a lot about sucking jew penis



Neither, and really they're all the same tbh

Remember Bibi Slept in Kushner's Bed, Bibi and the Kushners are family friends



Well It's only natural to of heard so much seeing as Trump and your beloved Ocongo loves to drone on on the subject


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I was told that shark was shitty meat. I'm not a chef/gourmand/deep-sea fisherman tho. you might assume I dont know shit

I guess some people like it? …kinda like how China buys US-raised carp–that nobody in the US will eat–because Chinese people don't like the taste of the polluted-water-carp from their own rivers. :>|

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Customers view semi automatic guns on display at a gun shop in Los Angeles, California. Citi restricts gun sales by business partners, says New York Times

13 Hours Ago | 03:09

Citigroup is setting restrictions on the sale of firearms by its business customers, making it the first Wall Street bank to take a stance in the divisive nationwide gun control debate.

The new policy, announced Thursday, prohibits the sale of firearms to customers who have not passed a background check or who are younger than 21. It also bars the sale of bump stocks and high-capacity magazines. It would apply to clients who offer credit cards backed by Citigroup or borrow money, use banking services or raise capital through the company.

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should gun owners buy that stock and then control the board?

also there was a massive drop yesterday over the tariff announcement so lets keep a 3 point drop in perspective here.


i use citibank. whats a good alternative to take all of my money to?



credit union for banking, if you can. capitol one is decent for cc. go for low rates and no annual fee. rewards programs are just to get you to spend more money than you can pay back.



credit unions arent a posibility for me, but capitol one… i see the commercials. are their politics any better than citijew?


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We're not there yet.

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The military’s funding hike is a little closer to becoming reality after Congress finally published its proposed fiscal 2018 omnibus spending bill last night. After days of delays and anticipation, the omnibus release confirmed that the Defense Department is set for a major $61 billion increase over last year’s funding. Now, Congress has until midnight on Friday to pass the massive, 2,200-page piece of legislation or face another government shutdown. Republicans and Democrats will have to work together to move the omnibus to passage quickly and the House is expected to vote today.

But some hurdles could still pop up, such as Sen. Rand Paul. He seemed to be threatening Wednesday to hold up the bill on the Senate floor and possibly flirt with a government shutdown. “It’s a good thing we have Republican control of Congress or the Democrats might bust the budget caps, fund planned parenthood and Obamacare, and sneak gun control without due process into an Omni…wait, what?” Paul tweeted.



"Wait, what?" indeed, Randlet. Who are you even blaming? Why are you even there, besides to virtue signal for a lolbertarian audience that practically doesn't exist?


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>Rand Paul

got muted for 2 weeks on facebook for saying he deserved for getting beat the fuck up for being a kike shill

president (((Cheney))) was terrible, but Obama was the nail in the coffin for america.




>on track

Those two transport metaphors don't mix. Unless you mean they're railroading through a bus crash.


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I was worried the military-industrial complex wasn't going to get a raise this year.

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Today marks the 15th anniversary of arguably the most ignominious act in the history of American foreign policy: the invasion of Iraq. It devastated the lives of millions of innocents and inflicted terrible casualties on America’s military and their families. One should not mince words. The decision to invade will forever tarnish America.

Saddam Hussein may have been a loathsome dictator, but he was not a threat to the United States. He possessed no weapons of mass destruction and had no role in 9/11. The argument that the Iraq invasion was a necessary “Phase Two” in the “War on Terror” is laughable. The invasion of Iraq was a reckless war of choice made by belligerent policymakers with imperialistic personalities and opaque motives.

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>how truly good we have it now when shit was so much harsher in the past.

Always remember the 6 gorillian.



our most important wars, yet our people are so hopeless they sign up to fight for other peoples interests just to feed their fucking families. how many total deaths under the bushes, clinton and obama regimes? who the fuck is gonna bring our boys home? fuck all these countries. they hate us anyway. we pretty all but abandoned vietnam, the (nva) took over the country, btfo of the khmer rouge and the PLA and are still kicking. but now look at south korea and japan. both cuck ass countries living in fear, both states living with an american base.


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You must mean General Wesley Cark?





we got fucking played after 9/11, and people older and younger than me still ignore it.


Oopsie :P

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President Donald Trump will sign the proposed Omnibus spending bill, White House officials confirmed on Thursday, even though the 2,232-page bill has yet to pass through Congress.

“Let’s cut right to the chase: Is the President going to sign the bill?” Office of Management and Budget Director Mick Mulvaney told reporters at a briefing. “The answer is yes.”

The budget director made a practical case for the Republican-led budget process, even though he admitted that it was not “perfect.”

“This is how it works,” he said, adding that because of the 60 vote threshold, Democrats could get their “pound of flesh” of funding priorities.

Mulvaney said the $1.3 trillion spending bill funded the president’s budget priorities including a big boost in defense spending, opioids, school safety, workforce development. Infrastructure.





>Liberals willingly voting for border security, including a Wall, after fifteen months of screeching SHUT IT DOWN.

I'm sure that will go over well with their smelly beaners LOL.



If you think 99% of Americans (including beaners) give the slightest shit what their Congressmen actually vote for, you're naive. They overwhelmingly believe that Congress is absolutely failing and incompetent and evil, but they also overwhelmingly believe their own Congressman from their district is doing a GREAT job.

http://ne ws.gallup.com/poll/1600/congress-public.aspx


>Mulvaney defended the funding for 110 miles of new and replacement “bollard” fencing on the border, although he acknowledged that some of it was replacement infrastructure for existing fencing.

>“Did we get everything that we wanted, when it comes to immigration?” he asked. “Absolutely not.”

No wall. Some fence.


With fiscal conservatives like this, who needs liberals?

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Global carbon dioxide emissions rose 1.4 percent in 2017 to a record-setting 32.5 gigatonnes, according to a report by the International Energy Agency (IEA).

Emissions rose after stalling for three years in a row, IEA reported. The Paris climate accord was signed by nearly 200 countries in 2015, which went into effect a year later. One year into the Paris accord, and emissions are on the rise.

IEA’s report echoes findings published by the Global Carbon Project late last year, predicting global emissions would rise 2 percent. The group projected emissions to rise again in 2018.

CO2 emissions rose because of a 2.1 percent increase in global energy demand, 70 percent of which was met by fossil fuels, especially natural gas and coal-fired electricity. China’s 6 percent jump in electricity demand was met by coal, IEA reported.


Fake news.

CO2 is food for trees and other plants. Low CO2 = less green to degenerate oxygen.



This some sort of trickery.



your stupid is showing.


It's already too late.






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National security adviser H.R. McMaster is being replaced by former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton, President Trump announced via Twitter Thursday.

"I am pleased to announce that, effective 4/9/18, @AmbJohnBolton will be my new National Security Advisor," the president wrote.

"I am very thankful for the service of General H.R. McMaster who has done an outstanding job & will always remain my friend. There will be an official contact handover on 4/9," he added.


>champion pointless, endless war

>get promoted

Only in America!

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Tennessee lawmakers have passed a bill requiring that public schools in the state put up the motto "In God We Trust."

The legislation, which will go to Gov. Bill Haslam (R), passed the state House earlier this week, USA Today reported.

"Our national motto is on our money. It's on our license plates. It's part of our national anthem," said state Rep. Susan Lynn (R), who sponsored the legislation.

"Our national motto and founding documents are the cornerstone of freedom and we should teach our children about these things."

Under the bill, schools would have to display the motto in a "prominent location" such as a school entryway, cafeteria or common area.

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From Tennessee's own constitution, Section 3:

That all men have a natural and indefeasible right to worship Almighty God according to the dictates of their own conscience; that no man can of right be compelled to attend, erect, or support any place of worship, or to maintain any minister against his consent; that no human authority can, in any case whatever, control or interfere with the rights of conscience; and that no preference shall ever be given, by law, to any religious establishment or mode of worship.

Important parts

>no man can of right be compelled to attend….any place of worship

>or to maintain any minister against his consent

>no preference shall ever be given, by law, to any religious establishment or mode of worship

Putting the motto of the federal government which indicates a preference for God is unconstitutional in Tennessee. The Tennessee motto is much better.

Agriculture and Commerce

>in English

>actually involves productive undertakings

>no nonsense

>has existed since 1801, a full 155 years longer than IGWT


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Right on, this is like a sad attempt at right wing virtue signalling. It isn't going to make anyone become a Christian or believe in God, just like writing it on money has never done. This country needs to change its values, but this won't help one bit.

What it will do is cause outrage & resentment that religious people are pushing their belief in God on people. People will point to this as an example of how "the Christians" want to force their will on everyone, like religious SJW's.

Who is going to pay for public schools to put the words "In God we trust" on all the Tennessee public schools? Won't it be the taxpayers, and won't the money come from a budget that should be better spent?



There's dozens of monotheistic religions in the world so which one in particular is being established?



This is Tennessee, so really, we know it's Christianity. But why should it be one form of a particular religion? Why push the belief in monotheism and then act like expressing belief and trustful faith in one God isn't religious sentiment?



it says no preference for any god. simply saying "god" does not imply which, so you're still free to think it's any one you want , or none if that's your choice.

8ch is so fucking hypocritical. atheists and trump loving anti-immigrants are not compatible views you morons. get consistent.

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The video was re-uploaded by a social media user who urged authorities to arrest the mother and has already received 1.5 million views. The video has since been removed from Facebook but you can still view the video here.

Related coverage: Kiddie Porn Found In Bitcoin Blockchain

North Carolina authorities issued an arrest warrant for the mother in the video, 20-year-old Brianna Ashanti Lofton. She has been jailed on charges of child abuse, possession of marijuana and contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Lofton appeared briefly in court Thursday before a Wake County judge who set her bond at $100,000 and ordered her to have no contact with her daughter.

Lofton's public defender, Caroline Elliot, said the charges are misdemeanors. "This is the first … kind of this charge that she has ever looked at," Elliot said. She also told the judge that her client lives with her mother and grandmother. "She does have family support," she said.

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Back in 91 I was at a college party and some kid overdosed and died 6 times because he was peer-pressured into smoking an entire pack of marijuana cigarettes in one sitting.

Stay away from that shit.



I'm going to take a guess and say it wasn't just the pot. As it a simple google search would've pulled up at least a few deaths.



No man, I was there. He's being 100% honest and literal






>overdosed and died 6 times because he was peer-pressured into smoking an entire pack of marijuana cigarettes

Maybe it was the pot that kept bringing him back to life! No one has ever died from overdosing on weed.

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A vast police force is unraveling in the southern city of Trèbes for a terrorist hostage situation. It started soon after a man opened fire on several police officers this morning from his car in the city of Carcassones.

Although details are still sketchy, it is understood the individual, who claims to be acting on behalf of ISIS, then moved to Trèbes where he is holding several people hostage in a supermarket now.

He seems to have killed one already and entered with several grenades according to witnesses.



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An Argentine man legally changed his gender so he could retire earlier, according to a Thursday report.

Sergio, 59, an Argentine tax official, legally changed the last letter of his name to Sergia, assuming the identity of a woman, so he could retire five years early, the Daily Nation reported. Argentine law allows women to retire at 60 while men have to wait until they are 65 years old. Their legislation also states a woman can retire at age 65 — the same as the age of a man — but they will receive a higher pension, according to the United States Social Security Administration’s website.

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Cheating or hacking the loopholes?

>Women will have more benefits than men when their cunts get obsolete

Feminism will find a flaw to this.



So this is the female oppression/male privilege I've been hearing so much about? Damn, I wish I was as "oppressed" as that. Getting free shit for less work must be really hard.


>women to retire at 60 while men have to wait until they are 65 years old. Their legislation also states a woman can retire at age 65 — the same as the age of a man — but they will receive a higher pension

Wow. Retire earlier, live longer and get a bigger retirement check than men and these cunts have the nerve to cry, "muh oppression."


>women live longer

<can retire earlier

Explain this.



This. But what can we do?

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Artificial intelligence will soon be put to work at Walmart stores around the country. And it could be a game-changer for retail.

The company is launching a small army of autonomous scanning robots.

more here:


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I'm sure some technician will be very happy for his new job maintaining the machines.





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imagine yourself in 50years, autonomous farm growing and harvesting crops, fully automated stores, autonomous free to drive cars, autonomous powerplant producing power. human just lounge around all day playing virtual tennis on their neuro linker and roam around the intercity online social interaction Virtual World.

you must ask yourself, is this future BETTER than what we currently have or WORST? i for one this this is better than wage-slaving your live for 50years after the mandatory 12years of brainwashing at school before going into retirement waiting to die while suffering from various disease. the only problem in this future is human greed and corruption.

what we need is a central computer with massive AI that could govern the planet with the people best interest in mind. as you cant entrust your live to another flawed human, we should create the perfect being in order to steer us into the good path.


I'm for any technology that allows me to avoid dealing with (You)



Worse. Far worse. Comfort isnt everything, lad. Who controls these machines? People are afraid of a new AI overlord. I, for one, would welcome our new AI overlords.(((powerful men))) They will control the machine.

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The “lone hacker” who provided WikiLeaks with a trove of emails from the Democratic National Committee was an officer of Russia’s military intelligence directorate, GRU, and working out of their Moscow headquarters at the time of the massive hack.

The Daily Beast reported Thursday that special counsel Robert Mueller has taken over the investigation into the hacker, known as Guccifer 2.0, and has brought in FBI agents who discovered the hacker's Russian identity.

The hacker, whose identity is still not publicly known, failed to activate their virtual private networking, or VPN, service, which exposed his or her Internet Protocol address as one of a GRU officer working in the agency’s Moscow headquarters.


Just like Trump totally has a piss fetish.

Just like Trump …

This is bullshit, we; nay, everyone has known Guciffer was just some rando autist.


Dirty Russia's fingerprints are on every bad thing happening around the world.

They haven't changed their ways since the birth of USSR


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Are we just supposed to believe them?

Wheres the fucking evidence? lmao


>Forgot to use VPN

>Implying a Russian state level hacker would ever be stupid enough to plain ip into ANYTHING and don't have built in state-level ip obfuscation tech etc etc etc.

Using at least a vpn is BASIC opsec. How stupid do they think we are?

This story is fucking tooth fairy level retarded.



>How stupid do they think we are?

Stupid enough to botch the killing of Skripal?

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