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Just what you need to make you feel better

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dfb754  No.28940[Reply]

This is the official /newbrit/ meta thread. Post any complaints with moderation, board assets, or filters, etc. here.

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058932  No.334858


>1-week ban

I don't mind bans for naughty boys but that's way too long. If somebody's getting too hotheaded then you should stick to short bans to cool off. I think /brit/ goes about this the right way tbh.

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5422f5  No.1[Reply]

Alberto Barbosa has turned traitor. Angry nativism reigns in /newbritpolitics/. Furthermore, /brit/ is rife with mod treachery. Where then, is a loyal Briton to tun to, on these dark corners of the internet?


For out of the sky approaches a new machine, a new board. One that accepts all, so long as they uphold British imageboard culture. A civic nationalist board.

Now, for the rules:

1. No chatrooms shall be allowed but the /brit/ one is there if you want.

2. What I say goes tbh, but don't worry, I'll be lenient.

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ef5a1f  No.335458[Reply]

Mounted Police and APCs Deployed as ‘Act IV’ of Yellow Vest Protests Unfolds


A total of 615 Gilets Jaunes (Yellow Vests) have been arrested in Paris so far, with 508 of them remaining in custody as French police attempt to lock down the streets of Paris and make preventative arrests to quell potential violence.

>New reports indicate that around sixty people required hospitalisation as a result of the protests in Paris today, mostly with minor injuries. The number of injured is down sharply from last week, when 162 people required hospital care.

>New arrest figures for Paris show the number of Yellow Vests arrested by police has risen to 737. At least 55 people are said to have been wounded so far in the violent clashes, including three police officers.

>Around 400 Yellow Vest protesters have been arrested in Brussels, Belgium, and one police officer has been wounded.

Black Dems Upset Pelosi Considering Committee Term Limits


Rep. Cedric Richmond (D-LA), the Chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC), said on Thursday that it is a “bad idea” for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) to consider instituting term limits on committee chairs.

>Pelosi said on Thursday that she was “sympathetic to the concerns that have been expressed” by some House Democrats regarding term limits.

>“I think it’s a bad idea, I think it’s awful timing, and I think it’s a hell of a reward for all these chairmen who went out there traveling the country and busting their behPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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ff3e8c  No.336143

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>implying you've had

cb7a7e  No.336144

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6edb56  No.336145


that was unusual

ff3e8c  No.336146

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The most esoteric of Youtube animators.

6edb56  No.336147

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0f9144  No.334753[Reply]

Germany and France to Europe: Accept Migrants or Pay Up


France and Germany have said that countries which reject migrants should be forced to pay to be excused from the European Union’s redistribution programme.

>The proposal was reportedly made in a document, seen by Reuters, circulated to member states’ interior ministers in Brussels on Thursday.

>The suggested migration rules would still insist countries take migrants from other member-states unless there is a strong objection. In which case, such nations would be able to make “alternative measures of solidarity.”

>Diplomats told Reuters this is Eurocrat-speak for making additional contributions to the European Commission’s budget or paying for development projects in Africa, where the bulk of Mediterranean Sea arrivals are coming from.

'Humiliation on a historic scale': what the papers say about first day of Brexit debate

Front pages paint a grim picture of Theresa May’s horror day in parliament


>Theresa May’s shocking day in parliament dominates the front pages, with papers leading on the prime minister suffering three defeats including a historic Commons vote that found the government in contempt of parliament.

>As Laura Kuenssberg, the BBC’s political editor, put it: “That’s an absolutely terrible, terrible set of front pages for the government.”

>The Mirror runs the headline: “63 minutes of mayhem”, saying the day’s events left the prime ministerPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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4e0f26  No.335462


where to?

afb3ae  No.335463

d33957  No.335465


can we hold off until 8 if 22st arrives b4 that? I could use a shower

32aa39  No.335750


>always weird to me how multi-ethnic armies even work

Separately and very loosely through commanders, and used as specialized units or front line fodder. Fodder because then you don't have to pay them.

Managing armies isn't an RTS game. Orders for the major battle plan goes out to commanders, and foreign troops would receive their own orders and objectives.

Actual integration of foreign armies is a relatively newer military science and is why the US constantly has joint exercises with other countries.

32aa39  No.335759


>They must breed these people in labs or something, they're all the same.

They're Germans. What do you expect.

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beb341  No.334091[Reply]

links go here

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e8f6da  No.334750

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grognards have no self awareness

c9ff51  No.334751

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36c865  No.334752

hate those slags that try to make their slagging seem cool by acting like a manic pixie dream girl

fafda8  No.334755

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c57846  No.333382[Reply]

Petition: The UK should not agree the UN's Global Compact for Migration


Dow Plunges by Nearly 800 Points on Fears of Economic Slump


Bond Market Sends Up a Recession Warning Flare


Sex Offender Jeffrey Epstein Settles Suit, Averting Accusers’ Testimony


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a60014  No.334088

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Over one hour of fresh goblin

d628b8  No.334089


Black Death in rabbit room. Not 100% yet, will see what 22st feels like doing.

d628b8  No.334090


Keek he shares your name

57d4ed  No.334092


ah it's on knowyourmeme so it must be true

is it a 4chan thing smh



>these are the people we must rely on to initiate an armed overthrow of the government

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5355aa  No.332690[Reply]

Delingpole: President Macron Is Heading for His Green Waterloo


As the Gilets Jaunes protests in France catch fire, French President Emmanuel Macron is heading for his green Waterloo. And really, humiliation, defeat and — with luck — exile somewhere really remote just couldn’t happen to a more deserving candidate.

>One reason this dime store Napoleon has it coming is outlined in a characteristically incisive piece by Dominic Lawson in the Mail. It’s headlined: “Why It’s Hard Not to Gloat at the Travails of the Strutting French President Who Called Brexiteers Liars.”

>Lawson points out that of all the European leaders, no one has gone further out of his way to try to shaft Britain’s Brexit prospects than the pint-sized Mummy’s Boy Macron.

Brexit backstop plan is calculated risk - Geoffrey Cox


The UK would be "indefinitely committed" to EU customs rules if Brexit trade talks broke down, the chief law officer has said.

>But Geoffrey Cox said it would not be in either side's political interests to allow that to happen.

>The attorney general said it was a "calculated risk" and "I do not believe we will be trapped in it permanently".

>Labour accused him of "hiding" the full legal advice on the Brexit deal "for fear of the political consequences".

Russian journalist monitored for ‘suspicious behaviour’ near UK military base

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0ded87  No.333380


she's saying

>smh lad you just had to anticipate I would be a cunt and massively skew the get and do it first, because everyone is a scheming wymyn just like me

5b5ce0  No.333381

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>macron cucks out instead of cracking down

happening cancelled,the protest will be a wet Willy on Saturday

e61d25  No.333383

Neo, can you feel the magic yet?

3d81fc  No.333385


It's all part of Jupiter's master plan

6afb2d  No.333386

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308d3f  No.332015[Reply]

Macron Considers State of Emergency After France Experiences Worst Civil Unrest Since 1968


French President Emmanuel Macron is considering imposing a state of emergency in France after violent protests in Paris saw the Arc de Triomphe vandalised and hundreds of arrests.

>President Macron was met with jeers and calls for his resignation by bystanders as he toured the damage along the Champs-Élysée on Sunday morning after his return from G20 in Buenos Aires.

>Macron visited the Arc de Triomphe which was vandalised with graffiti that read “Macron resign” and “Yellow Vests will triumph” after the capital experienced its third straight weekend of civil unrest over rising taxes linked to the progressive president’s climate change programme.

Brexit: Gove warns of referendum if MPs don't back PM's deal


If MPs don't back Theresa May's Brexit deal there could be another EU referendum, Michael Gove has said.

>The leading cabinet Brexiteer said Mrs May's deal was not perfect - but if MPs did not vote it through on 11 December there was a risk of "no Brexit at all".

>He told the BBC's Andrew Marr show there may now be a Commons majority for another referendum.

>Labour has said it will attempt to topple Mrs May and force a general election if MPs reject her deal.

UK crimewave: 'Ignore low level crime and crooks will think they can GET AWAY with it'

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3b404b  No.332688


Playing Spacechem, lad?

835709  No.332689


>Lower body

Not at the moment, my lower body is larger than my upper body so I'm focusing on upper body to balance things out. I do alot of running and a BIG hike this summer so I'm not too worried

>surely if you're strong enough to OHP 45kg then you ought to be able to bench more?

Probably, but at the moment I'm just using the same weight for both lifts, 45kg seems to be my limit at the moment but that could just be because it's the last one I did

c4f995  No.332692

fda3f0  No.332693


No lad, I'm one of those sad cunts that plays nothing but DotA 2

61d52c  No.332704


I got banned so many times that day…

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b3de6c  No.331309[Reply]

Scalpel blades found taped to children's slide in Ormskirk


Scalpel and razor blades have been found taped to the sides of a slide in a children's play area.

>They were found stuck to play equipment at the Winifred Lane play area in Aughton, near Ormskirk, Lancashire Police said on Facebook.

>Doreen Stephenson, a councillor for Aughton Park, labelled the culprits a "disgrace", adding: "It's quite frightening to think what the consequences could be."

>Police urged "everyone to be vigilant".

UK to unveil £1bn life sciences investment


Government keen to show Britain remains attractive despite Brexit

>Hundreds of millions of pounds worth of fresh investment in UK life sciences will be unveiled next week as the government seeks to show that Britain remains attractive to global industry, despite the continuing political turmoil over Brexit.

>The centrepiece is expected to be an announcement of further investment by UCB, a Belgium-based company that already has a significant presence in the UK.

>Its commitment will form part of a new life sciences “sector deal” that is expected to include as much as £1bn of additional investment by the industry, according to one person briefed on the announcement.

Brexit: Sam Gyimah resigns over Theresa May's 'naive' deal


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227f16  No.332017


Nah just joking, lad. If anything i am more powerful as Spig has a bros before hoes policy

f8b422  No.332018


phew good

e96526  No.332021

we need a new thread and then we can drop this autism

f8b422  No.332022

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it's bedtime tbh

bd7fb8  No.332023

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bd1afc  No.329821[Reply]

Despite EU Arrivals Lowest Since 2012, Migration Drives Non-UK Born Population to 9.4 Million

British government statistics show that net arrivals from the European Union are at their lowest since 2014, but this has not stopped rising immigration from the rest of the world continuing to push the United Kingdom’s population upward.

>Despite net EU arrivals — the difference between those arriving and leaving — falling to the lowest level since 2012, this group still yielded an overall positive figure in the ONS statistics, with approximately 74,000 more European Union citizens arriving than leaving during the period.

>Far larger were arrivals from the rest of the world, which are at their highest level since 2014, with net addition of 248,000.

>Overall, the net-positive levels of immigration, which despite coming below the recent 2016 peak, are still running at historically high levels. The ONS revealed that the foreign-born population of the United Kingdom now stands at 9.4 million and that arrivals from Romania in recent years have been one of the largest drivers of growth in that total.

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97a40b  No.331310

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205b31  No.331311


True really it was only isolated incidents. Imagine you're in a war and get surrounded and you have no radio to communicate with anyone but the 50 other soldiers with you, and some are cooks and chefs who have no weapon, or logistics personnel whose vehicle has broken down. In those times there probably were unarmed soldiers roaming around in desperation.

205b31  No.331312


Tbf I wouldn't be surprised if something like that happened in Stalingrad due to the fact it's a huge devastated city and it would've been full of workers and civilians alongside thousands of soldiers all pressed into a very tiny battle space. Would have to read about it.

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800de7  No.331315


>lol, you think enemy at the gates is a historically accurate movie? typical yank

kek, had to look that up. even though it's retarded it makes for good cinema.

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14b85f  No.329817[Reply]

Brussels Beware: ‘Street Fighter’ Orbán Teams Up with Action Man Chuck Norris in Hungary


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11fd52  No.330566


Race war now(in Fallout 76).

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ff0fbe  No.330571

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The Jews hate hwhites because they are whites. They have no connection to the Israelites of old, they are literally pretending to be Jews. Jew world order is white supremacy by other means, those means being the throwing of all other whites under the bus.

ca35e4  No.330572


>tfw Spielberg gave away the secret sauce and ready player one is a genuinely accurate portrayal of what the kikes have in store for us

c8fc3c  No.330579


genuinely giggled at this

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9e997e  No.329087[Reply]

The short version of this song is better than the long.

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64b425  No.329813


no that's my autistic asian gf you're thinking of

62dc5f  No.329814

will land and property prices ever go down again lads?

62dc5f  No.329815

new thread needed

386e4d  No.329816


no it's part of the great plan

no goy shall be allowed self worth or true ownership, especially with land because that means blood and soil

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91ad56  No.328324[Reply]

Poland Scorns EU Army, Insists America Is ‘Only Real Guarantor of Security in Europe’


Nigel Farage Tells Breitbart: May’s Brexit Betrayal is Like ‘Voluntarily Going to Prison’


UK Parliament Seizes Internal Facebook Documents


‘Spain Wins’ – Madrid Brags May’s EU ‘Deal’ Offers Chance to Grab Gibraltar Sovereignty


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b8287c  No.329081


We'd have Kant's utopia

b8287c  No.329082

>Even David Owen isn't in the SDP any more


12948e  No.329083

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Nightcrawler was kino. 9/10 film.

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ee07c6  No.327619[Reply]

Russia 'fires on and seizes Ukraine ships'


Ukraine's navy says Russia has opened fire and seized three of its vessels off the coast of the annexed Crimea, in a major escalation of tensions.

>It said two gunboats and a tug were captured by Russian special forces after a chase. Two Ukrainian crew members were injured.

>Russia is yet to comment on the claims.

>It earlier accused Ukraine of illegally entering Russian waters, blocking access to the Sea of Azov with a tanker put under a bridge in the Kerch Strait.

Theresa May Writes ‘Letter to the Nation’ Begging Support for ‘Worst Deal in History’


Theresa May has written a “letter to the nation” begging the public to support her Brexit deal, which has been signed off by EU leaders but could be voted down in Parliament by Tory Brexiteers and Northern Ireland’s Democratic Unionist Party (DUP).

>The Prime Minister has agreed to pay a £39 billion+ divorce settlement to the EU and submitted to a lengthy “transition” period after Brexit in which Britain will remain subject to all EU rules and regulations, without any representation in EU institutions, during which a future relationship can be negotiated.

>If one cannot be struck in time, the “transition” can be extended for up to two years, or the United Kingdom and European Union will enter into “backstop” arrangements which the UK cannot leave without permission, and which would involve the UK continuing adopting EU regulations on goods, competition, state aid, and more, as interpreted by EU judges, and establish a “single customs territory” which largely dupliPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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a9dfac  No.328327

I overheard it tell a lad it likes to sit next to the exits. I know it probably likes to get off first at the busy stations so it can hold everyone up.

a9dfac  No.328329


It’s just a saying lad.

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3f4e6b  No.328331

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Hmm I've got a better view

a9dfac  No.328332


That’s not Diet Pepsi

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525e63  No.326875[Reply]

THE BIG FREEZE The UK faces 32 DAYS of bad weather with snow and ice over Christmas period – see how you’re affected


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could use cytube to chat tbh

3c0624  No.327623

f0be21  No.327624


or d*scord


she's done a lot that makes me not want to interact with her anymore anyway


8ca84b  No.327862

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can't believe we're finally getting a new season of world war

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