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File: 9fff3eab37803ee⋯.jpg (144.19 KB, 1080x594, 20:11, Screenshot_20181015-181437….jpg)


It's up and Sam's looking shittier than ever.

If any1 want I can upload it to the tubes just comment below.

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i'd rather have a venti pumpkin spice frappucino at this point thank you very much



this mega link is gone

can someone just add me on steam and give me a link privately



ill link you when it’s done uploading.



thanks, how long do you think it will take?



23% right now.

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Do you think he will deliver? Is it just going be two Varg rambling videos or has he made something of higher production quality? I'm hyped regardless.

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I'm going to suicide bomb his apartment for lying to me




cringe and bluepilled



holy crap dude. dont do it





Can you prove any of that?


Mentioned James Price, got banned from this forum, weird heroin addict spamming fake shit, not banned.



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rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell rings a bell


who is that



dont know dont care, video seems heavily inspired by sam


not bad tho, just bc someone borderline copies sam hyde doesn't mean they do a bad job, look at OYC


just another normie


These goy MDE rip-off normies just don't get it. The key to Sam Hyde's, no, all comedy, is to act as Jewish as possible. These ripoffs all act like self-aware Christian WASPy twinks being le funny man, and not some autistic/schizophrenic Jew going through mental torture while we laugh at it. That is comedy, like this Jew retard


Even Charls acts like some Jewish psycho most of the time, which is part of his act/brain. Basically, the rule is, if your nose isn't big enough, don't bother making comedy

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Why does she look so much like a drug usint tranny?


File: a867368f708f5c3⋯.jpg (79.92 KB, 811x525, 811:525, 1532758307730.jpg)

because she is MY mommy gf!!!!

chan chan!!!!

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hydewars 34 was ok.


what? you didnt hear me?




see ya in 6 months



OK sam



depends how much leftover footage there is from months ago. sam killed himself 2 weeks ago and every bit of content released since then was edited and released by his killer.


Didnt he promise two new videos?



call him out on twitter

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File: b7590bf004a786f⋯.jpg (48.23 KB, 872x611, 872:611, her ex boyfriend.jpg)


Will her let her into his playground? She got cucked by him during HWNDU.

She is getting slowly salty, because she insults his pube beard and "how he intentionally makes himself look ugly as a joke, which is kinda stupid, because you then are ugly 24/7, not just for the skit".

Someone either follow into the footsteps of Mason (kinda hard to do, because he was leagues above her), so she isn't so bitter or let Venti play with Sam Hyde.

She felt akward about it. She tweeted to him and immideatly deleted the tweet afterwards, because it wasn't funny enough.

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i know what you mean. standardly pretty bitches don't do it for me, i like a girl who's just a tiny bit ugly. cute but not model status hot.



Yeah I feel you, I like it when bitches look kind of rough. Makes me want to fuck then like a cheap hooker.



>what a pussy

She's not going to fuck you, cuck.



>records her boyfriend

This is some Mel Gibson shit, remember when that cunt recorded him?



>i looked good a year ago

What is he even talking about?

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i love chan chan, she is my cup cup girllllll

chan chan, my cup cup girl!!

she does all my laundry, puts me to sleep, makes me all my food, and is always has a needle deep!!!

channing is my mommy girlfriend, i hope our time may never end!! she isnt hot, and kinda old, addicted to heroin, she toldn but in the end she is still my mommy gf to me!!

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Why does Channing look like an age-progressed JonBenet Ramsey

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File: 6933da4922dc5d7⋯.png (173.81 KB, 643x197, 643:197, they_look_like_this.png)



Two side of the coin…



I wish I WAS Channing




I want to BE cupcup girl



literally made for each other

when will sam finally realize his mistake and put a baby in her?


Why are you letting the board get turned into nothing but the same three guy spamming anti-Sam disinformation?

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Please seek professional help instead of taking your issues out on random imageboard users


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>someone refers an autist with his retarded shitpost to an already stated counterpoint

>hurr durr samefag


>taking words you got triggered and hurt by and using them against other people because you think it will hurt them asmuch as it did you

yeah no, id need to be a weak pussy faggot like you to be triggered by buzzwords



>i dont have an argument

>so ill just take a solid one from the other side and replace words

>maybe itll work as a strawman or something

see, thats why noone beleives you and is asking younto kill yourself



found the NPC

File: 9c9eb82f1c41777⋯.jpg (112.48 KB, 650x389, 650:389, beavis-and-butthead.jpg)


It was an afternoon like many others. Just the way the boys liked it. Sitting on their couch, eating chips, smoking some now legalized Canadian weed, and watching TV.

Kylie Minogue’s video for “Slow” was on, and for once, even our heroes couldn’t comment on the ridiculous, in-sync wiggling of the army of dancers, spread on towels. Their eyes were fixed on Kylie, lounging around on her towel.

After a long silence, Beavis finally said: “Hehe. When I score, I wanna score with a chick like that. Yeah.”

“Shut up, Beavis. You’ll never score.”

“Aha. Hehe.” Beavis thought about this bleak perspective for a moment, and then he added: “And neither will you, asswipe.”

“Huh, yeah, I will. I can score chicks.”

“You haven’t scored a chick in, like, 16 years.”

“Huh. Huh huh huh.” Butthead had to think about that. It was true. If he hadn’t managed to score in such a long time, what made him think he would in the next 16 years?

“We gotta do something about this”, he decided.

On the screen Kylie Minogue vanished, and was replaced by a guy flexing his muscles, and a fast disco rhythm, as he thrusted into the air also smoking some Canadian weed.

“Village People”, snickered Beavis. “Hehe. That’s gay.”

Macho, macho man… I gotta be a macho man…

“Hey, Butthead, I have an idea.” Beavis turned to his friend. “Why don’t we, hehehe, score each other? Nhehehe.”

“Dude. That’d be gay.”

“Yeah, but we’d score.” Beavis pointed to the screen.

Body, you'll adore my body … body, come explore my body … body, made by God, my body … body, it's so good, my body…

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So he got on his knees between Beavis’s thighs and pushed the other boy’s knees up. This brought his hole at a fuckable angle. Beavis was quietly snickering, and he kept on doing it. Until Butthead, pushing against his stubborn sphincter, made the first breach.

“Argh! Ow, man, that hurts! Hehe!”

Butthead rolled his eyes. “Of course it hurts. Don’t you know, like, the chicks in the porno flicks who take it in the butt? They always say it hurts.”

“Ah. Okay.” This made sense, Beavis could see that now. He had seen enough porn flicks to know. And Butthead’s dick was much, much smaller than that of the men in those porn flicks. So he lay still, cried out occasionally, and snickered the rest of the time.

“Huh huh. That’s cool”, decided Butthead happily, and began to push in and out.

Damn, that did hurt. Beavis jumped again and again. There were a few tears on his butthole, and Butthead wasn’t gentle. But then, Beavis’s self-preservation instincts were nothing to write home about, so he lay there and took it. Besides, he’d had worse. Like on the day he broke through the glass pane of a copying machine and had to get stitches on his anus. Twice. In one day. Compared to that, getting fucked was easy.

Hey, he was scoring! The thought still made him feel hot as hell.

“Dude, that’s sooo cool”, said Butthead almost reverently, looking down at the spot of their unholy union. “My dick is, like, in your butt. Huh huh.”

Something in his voice made Beavis reach for his dick, which was still lying stiffly against his belly. In a few seconds, his fogged mind had forgotten all about the pain. Quite the contrary: Butthead kept hitting a spot that made Beavis jump, but in a good way.

“Keep doing that”, he crowed. “Yeah! Hehe. Hehe. This feels kinda good. Hehe.”

His orgasm took him completely by surprise. He jumped again, anPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




oh wow


This gay

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File: 91e21a43fbc69fb⋯.png (139.67 KB, 1000x582, 500:291, mde.tv.png)


MDE really is dead, isn't it?

I wish Sam put everything on ice officially, take a year off and maybe work a real job to resocialize himself and then hit the reset button.

I can only imagine what kind of depressive hole he must have fallen into after losing his dad.

Hopefully he can turn it around and have a regular life with a 9 to 5 and a wife and kids some day.

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>option 2

is that an alt-right dog-whistle?


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Go away.



>dumb mother fuckers that just spam this board with stupid fucking troll comments

It's not spam. Spam is when you post so much that it inhibits real conversation. This boards is just diverse in it's opinions about Sam. Even Channing isn't "spamming". She sticks to her own threads and most of the posts are from other people or faggots getting into pissing contests. If you need a hugbox that bad go to voat. You can talk about niggers and suck Sam's dick to your heart's content. Also the conditions of this board are a direct results of the totalitarian control of conversation on every MDE related forum that ever existed. All this tranny/pedo/homo stuff wouldn't have been nearly as big if Sam would have allowed people to say negative things about him.

File: a55cc2ceaba6f0e⋯.png (814.46 KB, 600x598, 300:299, namemyband.png)


So it appears that this place is under a prolonged siege from anti-Sam posters and has become a hive of MDE hate, unlike being a place to discuss and revel is the glory days of our beloved comedy trope.


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You're not winning this.



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Man, Ruse is such a narcissist. I always noticed how he'd have his shirt off whenever he could, and his hair always seemed preened a pruned, but seeing him in that little ass shirt just verifies it. It's seriously got to be at least 2 sizes too small for him. There's ways to show off your guns without wearing toddler sized clothing. The only non gay human to come out of MDE is Nick.



shut up nigger. The bottom line is that he's cool and you're NOT cool and you're also a big fat artard. He's rubbing his pregnant looking belly for good luck. i hope that he puts out more footage with charls and bones because that stuff was rlly cool. Really, really cool.

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I am convinced that Sam orchestrated all this controversey shit to try and scare away his internet following.


what other demographic would be stupid enough to pay this guys bills



He cares less about the money than internet weirdos thinking about /fucking with him



Didn't you pay attention to his idiotic rants about holding onto a small flame in the palm of your hand in the cold world or some shit like that. That mentality twisted Sam into a selfish, spoiled asshole that only cares about making money/building a success.

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Does anyone know were this is from? Did some rando just film Sam and upload it?


Isn't this from where Sam scammed one of his fans out of their PC so he could have another video editing station. At least he was nice enough to make up a shitty comedy bit when he came to pick it up, what a great guy.

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