>be me a few years ago
>BMW enthusiast, have owned some nice ones
>not rich, but worked hard to own couple ///Ms
>buy a S1000RR sport bike, my first 1000cc
>ride the shit out of it for months, good god!
>Fall in Love with this machine
>Slant bikes BTFO
>Gnocchi niggers bikes BTFO
>Bongistan bikes BTFO
>pull up to a biker(Harley) bar
>take a seat next to a grizzled old biker
>put down my helmet, gloves, rest my jacket
>old biker eyeballs me as I order a beer/shot
>"What are you riding, anon?"
>Old biker snorts, rolls his eyes
>"Not a fan, I take it?"
>"I'd never ride one of those PIECES OF SHIT"
>"Well Sir, it's the finest bike I've ever ridden, and I've ridden a fair number of bikes"
>Grizzled biker anon gets agitated, and I'm not sure where his hate is coming from
>"Let me tell you Anon, I'm JEWISH and BMW built gas chambers that killed my people, so I HATE their bikes"
>Answered reflexively "Well I mean you called my bike a piece of shit, but I'm pretty sure those gas chambers worked pretty well"
>Will never forget the stunned look on his face
>MFW pic related