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8f6540  No.390723[Reply]


Alternate names include

Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞

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We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being.

Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled.

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62776d  No.524277

>all the metocucks getting upset over a one-liner

Wasn't Reddiqueer's last video about how if a joke hurts your feelings you're a faggot?

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e6c617  No.125[Reply]

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78f9d5  No.523953


Not even Seanieb would take that bait.

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b545be  No.488058[Reply]



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d744a7  No.523715


Can you have less down syndrome.

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26f16a  No.251757[Reply]


Another new year and internet autism is as strong and growing as ever. Post suggestions for who's going to die this year and they'll get added to a strawpoll on Friday.



Kadee Konstantino

Randy Stair

William Atchison




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e08de8  No.520962

I really hope cwc can join this list soon tbqh, he's getting boring

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757a09  No.521156[Reply]

Previous Thread: https://8ch.net/cow/res/513100.html

After a Tim-wannabe (Why you'd want to be one i don't know) nearly locked the last thread, we're at number 7. But going back to Tim, he's still being a total faggot. But he's back with a new idea: The Lord of the Atoms! (another bullshit Dexter's Odyssey clone)

DeviantART: http://timbox129.deviantart.com/

ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Timbox

Tim's "Cwcki:" http://timbox.wikia.com/wiki/What_Would_You_Think_If_Timothy_Robert_%22Timbox%22_McKenzie_Had_His_Very_Own_Wiki

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0d4fa7  No.524113


Congratulations Tim you’re the next Yoshiwii1.

757a09  No.524124

File: da756a75c581ee6⋯.jpeg (26.96 KB, 991x161, 991:161, 830CFB0B-BB08-447A-95DF-E….jpeg)

And by the way, saw this on Tim’s ED. Was this actually made or was it just like Tim’s movies, where it was talked about but nothing was made?

c64aef  No.524181


It was made two threads ago.

85b6ab  No.524251


Probably be more of a miserable fuck online, but I could see him flip out at someone over Ashi (they tease him, or he gets into an argument with someone over her). He lacks the balls to do first degree stuff like Chris Chan, who intentionally went out of way to damage anything tied to X-Box or Sonic Boom Sonic (he tried to vandalize hedgehog arms before he sprayed someone with mace).


You didn't archive the link by any chance? I think he also took down the Twitter comment. Tim thinks if he deletes comments after he spergs, problems are fixed like in shitty Fairy Odd Parents or some shit.


Someone made a picture of a black guy fucking Ashi, and Tim was crying when he saw Ashi enjoy it. It was pretty funny.

73b34a  No.524283


What do you know? He actually deleted it. He did it. He finally did it. He finally did something smart for once.

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63c457  No.524165[Reply]

Can we make this Ian faggot the next Mundane Matt?

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cb2917  No.524248


/cow/ isn't your personal army fag.

63c457  No.524253


Did I ever fucking say it was, Carlos II?

cb2917  No.524271


It's very obvious you want one:

>Ian makes a video expressing his thoughts on people who don't know what jokes are


Lurk more and quit wasting everyone's time.

63c457  No.524278


Are you saying he deserves anything but a destroyed career?

dfbbcf  No.524281

>people still watch idubz

Didn't his career end before even mde collapsed?

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cb102c  No.378739[Reply]

Raging Golden Eagle

>Proud sexual deviant weeb Who reviewed a sex doll on YouTube

>A MGTOW activists who campaign for men to fuck dolls

>Admits to flooding random boards with MGTOW shills that decry anti-MGTOW persecution

>not only Name dropping 8chan on his videos

>He demands 8chan implement down voting system for shadowbanning

>Might’ve moved to third world nations for underage prostitutes

Look at the comments on his sexdoll review video. It’s a goldmine for cringe and possible future lulzcows.

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40f57f  No.523660


So what's the problem with this exactly?

4f3450  No.523736

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4f8f86  No.524238


>justified to cheat on wife because he doesnt get any

I cringe at that and yet that same shit is repeated on womens shows all the time and if you say something you're a fucking rapist or some shit

Interesting times…

As these dolls get better and feminist get crazier laws passed this shit is only gonna get more commonplace.

4f8f86  No.524240


>weak men die sorry you loose.

Thats literally nigger mentality, countries that work like that are shitholes

See the entire middle east

c51ab9  No.524279

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Wow the miggys go full incel here!

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a57495  No.304360[Reply]

Micheal J Hirtes is a known A-log of Christian Weston Chandler and pours seething rage all over nearly every day. Not getting a reaction but a block, Hirtes made an alt to scream 1k tweets at Chris, blocked again. Getting doxed on foxdickfarms, he fled here to start an army and failed. Hirtes also has a trail in the furry community and lulz.net.

Known Google: https://archive.is/BQ2Gk

DeviantART: http://archive.is/OBK4Q

Other info databases:


https://foxdickfarms.netPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs/michael-j-mike-hirtes-mhirtes-aristocrat-polterbob-slep-totem-sanic-aspergercorn.32312/

Twitter trail:

Rektbylife {Dathingsiveseen} (http://archive.fo/F8oJB) Created: Somewhere before 9/16/2016

Aspergercorn {DILDO_ON_FOREHEAD} (http://archive.is/0yUjv) Created: 8/30/2017

CWC_IS_A_PEDO {Left_Side_Hater} (http://archive.is/n42Mz) Created: 6/12/2017

FUKK_U_CHRIS {CWC_IS_MALE} (http://archive.is/sLHaI) Created: 6/13/2017

EAT_SHITT_CHRIS {GIGANTIC STRAW} (https://archive.is/wcTIw) Created: 6/13/2017

CWC_IS_MALE {CHRIS_IS_A_FAT_MALE} (Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

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b71fb4  No.524234


don't bother reasoning with it. Just let it sperg out. Its funnier this way, esp when it brings out the mspaint to make its own reaction images

2a90b6  No.524247

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Here's Hirtes being threatened with legal action for selling his WoW account and then trying to steal it back like an actual fucking nigger.

b71fb4  No.524250


hell yeah, this is what I was hoping to see.

Got any more "totally fake" hirtes leaks?

>wtf is toonstorm anyways

916ec1  No.524257


lol! Ten year old shit now? The foxdicks really are desperate for cocks. I bet most foxdickers weren't even born yet back then.

What's next? Hirtes' shoe size? Better get right on it asap, Josh. incel minds wanna know!

I hope Hirtes did bamboozle those toonstorm guys. account/gold sellers are scum.

916ec1  No.524276


>>wtf is toonstorm anyways

A online gaming scammer company.


Fun Fact: former Trump flunkie Steve Bannon got his start by founding IGE, a wow gold selling scam company.


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4f4a9d  No.524129[Reply]

The Ironybros are a bunch of countersignaling losers who pretend to be right wing but are actually ideologically nihilistic losers who are terrified of having real opinions because the only thing they value are underage trannies and efame.

This little manlet retard named Prince_Hubris_'s name is Shawn Michael Mccaffery. He ruined his life and his brother's life by joining Identity Evropa and has become an unhireable loser as a consequence. He spends all his time on twitter and on his shitty podcast counter-signaling the alt right and generally getting mad at anyone with an opinion. He's a manlet that had to take roids to not even look good and uses a penis pump because he has a small pp. He lives at 8361 Dickert St Commerce Township, MI.

He has been grooming a 16 year old tranny neo-nazi for the past year and is a pedophile rapist. He lacks any self awareness so he calls people out for being trannies when he himself is raping a tranny child. He does not understand why people think this is bad.

His brother was caught distributing meth, so the complete retard sent pipe bombs to the local postmaster demanding that he drop all the charges. The pipe bombs didn't work because he's a retard. Also his face is covered in nigger-tier tatoos.

4f4a9d  No.524131

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67fd0e  No.524228

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lol he's so mad

a3438a  No.524243

File: b4b124ad69b0cbe⋯.png (111.2 KB, 815x420, 163:84, smug hippo.png)


>get caught trying to fuck an underage tranny

<ugh fuck whites we deserve displacement

2013c8  No.524267

File: c7c7b82b3b7a54c⋯.jpg (90.37 KB, 615x938, 615:938, 1504332824218.jpg)

holy fuck his brothers face

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a50311  No.512475[Reply]

It has gotten to the point to where foxdickfarms is not just as autistic as the people they target but ruining the act of laughing at cows for the rest of us

>Chris is OUR COW and only we can julay him!

>Null (site owner) is white knighting for Chris hard (he even came here on got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD)

>Him and his mods dox people who try to hurt his special little cow

>Site is a huge circle jerk where they think they are special and only they are allowed to laugh at people and in the "right way" by arbitrarily saying they are doing it more morally than other trolls

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205f7a  No.522928

I missed a step. While going to r/the_donald you grab shekels from these folks. These people have donated to fix a church so it could work.

cc4eaa  No.522939


Public waiting area. Cameras are allowed in public. Tough cookies for foxdick faggots.

205f7a  No.522940

Some faggot who likes foxdick Farms over ED is butthurt.

Do you think we can troll this faggot


b0ace4  No.522973



>what they're trying to do is get Bryan in trouble for showing poor moral character.

Isn't that just calling the pot calling the kettle black?

6c1aa4  No.524266


What's wrong with the kettle being black you fucking racist nigger ?

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4df6ec  No.511594[Reply]

Previous thread hit bump limit >>287410

New anti-drumf comics made are attracting a new audience, and even more detractors. How long do you think this is going to last?

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2e3c50  No.523777


I like how every parody making fun of Dobson art is better drawn than Dobson art.

0f045d  No.523856


It takes little or no effort to top Dobson though.

087d21  No.524015

File: 8fb85ef56a68a90⋯.png (176.83 KB, 1218x836, 609:418, dobbles.png)


Why doesn't he just take the Chris route and just embrace it? Embrace your retarded fetish + shitty political view and combine the two. He could make inflation porn on Trump or whatever political guy he hates, and make over 10k a month easy. pic related

902a74  No.524068


The entire commie/lefty idea of how money work is that you can literally make more out of nothing and that rich people are only rich because they stole that money from poor people………instead of making that money from nothing? nothing makes any fucking sense…

0f045d  No.524258


The other irony is Commies will kill each other for money and power if someone in their group is better off. Joe has more money because he knows how to run a business while Andrew is struggling? Accuse him of treason, and ruin his life by imprisoning him and ruin his whole family! You can use his views or different opinion as an excuse to be a communist dick to Joe. I remember some edge lord kid at one of my old jobs had the balls to say Communism is good until he was reminded how people fled Cuba and other countries like North Korea (some of the North Koreans don't even survive their attempts to escape, as they are either killed or trafficked as sex slaves or worse by the Chinese). He never brought it up after he got schooled on Communism's bullshit (He was a butt-hurt bitch about it). I used to fuck with him during Destiny 2's shit storm scandals because he would be a triggered cuck who would give you dirty looks when you brought them up (The irony was he stopped playing Destiny 2, and would be even more miserable when you bring them up).

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dc7549  No.524021[Reply]

Recently 7 peso Pablo posted a meltdown video full of strawmaning where he claims BFV flopped because the fans of the franchise are conservative misogynists. I never disliked him that much but it seems he just ascended to lolcow status now.


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dc7549  No.524148


Everyone says he looks mexican but for me he looks like an average 56% face mutt.

06b741  No.524149


His last name is Vargas so he's a bit farther down the brown end of the scale.

dc7549  No.524178

File: 0e45643c29fe6b7⋯.jpg (598.93 KB, 800x1532, 200:383, shadcuck.jpg)

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Well he sure ain't a leftie

1cb254  No.524205


>nigger who's not an absentee father

Fake and gay.

134b29  No.524255


BFV sales are shit because the game is a shitty fortnite ripoff

They killed it when saying it was gonna be a battle royale at E3

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45d0f4  No.499356[Reply]

This woman is all kinds of Lonny tunes. Not only is she one of those Feminists that go ape shit when they see a woman who chooses to not be a Feminist. She thinks that anyone who isn't on the left is Stupid and evil.

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c53494  No.522595


>Omarosa says they have tapes of #MeToo

Never day drink and tweet.


It would be nice to send her random /pol/ infographs and watch it affect her comics. Pity twitter is such a bitch to get without a phone.

45d0f4  No.523065

File: f932ef042a2894e⋯.jpg (78.73 KB, 540x960, 9:16, r.cohen .jpg)


Here's a pic.

45d0f4  No.523144

File: ef7495d384b2147⋯.png (40.25 KB, 407x507, 407:507, clip cohen coocoo.png)

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Somebody give Cohen a tinfoil fedora.

21bdc7  No.524244


How much did those bots cost you?

And what about your paypigbux?

21bdc7  No.524252


Its chris-chan levels of cringe but she at least knows the basics of how to draw

Still cringy as fuck for an adult woman, she's the kind of libtard stereotype that turns the left into a complete joke


Nope she's not hot enough


>Abagail Shapiro is top tier, she is one of those "mousey/nerdy" jewesses

Its the tiddies and how skinny she is despite those massive puppies

Without that she would be okay at best, nothing to go crazy about


Its funny how these idiots think that ellie who is a 9/10 in dyke terms would go for such an ugly bitch like that.


They dont merry goys tho


>be an unironic commie retard

>quote THE anti-commie book of all time to support your insanity



This, I'm tired of this shit


>She muPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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0c76a5  No.519199[Reply]

Last one is about to hit bump limit

It seems that the "friendship" between null and chris might be collapsing, and null only got in chris' good graces in the first place the same way idea guy did. kinda hypocritical if you ask me, what do we all think?Where will chris end up a month from now?

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1365f7  No.524184


>chris is crazier than your average tranny

Oh no doubt, but you're asking too much if you want other trannies to help him with his mental problems. They already deny their own crazyness all the time.

458855  No.524187


nobody is talking about other trannies, he needs serious mental help, and that other anon was right on the money, I think some phone calls need to be made

1365f7  No.524191


Like others have told you its already been done multiple times through the years

I used to think chris could turn around but he's almost 40 now and crazier than ever. What are the odds that he will turn his life around now?

458855  No.524201


he won't, which is why i think locking him up, or at least making sure he has more supervision, is the best thing we can do for him

1365f7  No.524216


Not a yank, how is free mental care over there?

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bb6ad8  No.314170[Reply]

I decided that I would try to support the Josh as a tribute to his monumental autistic tenacity and willingness to keep his site going at the expense of his family. It proved surprisingly difficult.

I used the name DangDang with this avatar, and I will recount my adventures with caps and archives below.

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7d486c  No.524109


I think those 2 suicides linked to KF harassment have made the foxdickers think that they are some sort of gods with the power to decide who lives and who dies.

Reading up on Hirtes, it looks like people have shit on him for decades yet he just doesn't give any fucks and has outlasted them all. And I think that's what is triggering the k i w i kult so much. They can't break him like they have done to targets like ADF.

7d486c  No.524116


And PS: Imagine all this chaos simply because Hirtes told Null to go fuck himself. That's how much of a flaming narcissist Joshua Moon is.

cf4590  No.524130

>hey look everyone I can same fag

0764a5  No.524174


begone, null

2e9502  No.524190


I don't give two fucks about hirtes, all i know is that he triggers the soyfarms, and that makes me hsppy tbqh

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