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File: d964b1ef899ea9d⋯.gif (1.65 MB, 300x259, 300:259, d964b1ef899ea9d820fc781090….gif)

 No.142586[Reply]

>Metallica

>Megadeth kinda

>Bagels

>Mila Kunis

>Jesus (even more)

>T Rex

>Van Halen

>Seth Rogen

>Jonah Hill

>The Beastie Boys

>Harry Potter etc.

wbu?

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 No.143413

>>143372

>/pol/ isn't one guy

Are you suggesting you don't want to be judged by the actions of your group?


 No.143433

>>143372

True enough. There are plenty of lesser conspiracies. As long as long as you don't believe that they're omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent and invincible, we don't have a problem.


 No.143444

File: d0970bd2ad579ac⋯.jpg (280.44 KB, 937x719, 937:719, slogans meet reality.jpg)

<Stuff I no longer enjoy because of /pol/

>/pol/


 No.143453

>>142586

>ever enjoying any of those

<without even being a /pol/tard

lmao


 No.143456

>>143453

in case you didn't get it, OP's taste a shit




File: e8f972cef4a05c1⋯.png (1.89 MB, 1440x1383, 480:461, e8f972cef4a05c1fc1cc72c898….png)

 No.143434[Reply]

Anons, I need your help

I need a pic similar to this one (cannot find in my lurk folder)

It shows some boy with an adult woman and there is a caption like

>imagine it was the other way round

Thanks for your help

 No.143455

i no help jus bump




File: 1e011f28948adaa⋯.png (199.42 KB, 995x1237, 995:1237, 1555171872047.png)

 No.143328[Reply]

Hello fren. I made a new TOR imageboard because I don't like 8clam globals and glows seem to love to monitor this place. I doubt anybody will use it, but it's worth a try, and if nobody uses it I'll just use it as my personal image host. You can also connect using this subdomain but it's meant primarily for TOR, I don't even have my own domain for the clearnet subdomain.

==TOR V3 Address:== http://tl5nfp7o5yvuaprcqywyrcljj6c7zwfmwz2q67bxhwnkclsjlkwjuxqd.onion/

Clearnet Address:

chanplus.danwin1210.me

It runs on TinyIB, and older but pretty fast imageboard script. It's probably faster than 8clams broken script. I also won't waifufag.

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 No.143417

it looks nais too


 No.143421

File: 4cac8a8e21abee9⋯.jpg (268.45 KB, 850x1200, 17:24, smug feet.jpg)

>>143349

>hating compromised spyware

>y-your a glow!


 No.143437

>>143421

>calls TOR a compromised

>wants to stay on Jim's personal keylogger


 No.143447

>>143328

GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW


 No.143454

>>143447

If I was a glow I wouldn't want you to leave this website, it's literally a keylogger.




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 No.141747[Reply]

this site is a slow piece of shit

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 No.142963

>>142958

yes I have a feminine penis.


 No.143025

File: f3b510cfa98b759⋯.png (262.62 KB, 761x713, 761:713, basedandgay.png)

Gotta go fast


 No.143127

File: 490b55a4079d443⋯.jpg (201.08 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 490b55a4079d443da2e550d56c….jpg)

File: 96116560141f56e⋯.jpg (1.86 MB, 1536x9000, 64:375, 96116560141f56e16e77d0b4bf….jpg)

>>141974

hey guy

you want to do this?


 No.143395

File: 5f2cd6db396f1f4⋯.jpg (573.5 KB, 1280x1150, 128:115, viper 3.jpg)

>>143127

I've always kinda liked first image, but I've never been able to enjoy it because of all the other really sick shit that artist draws.

Despite being into ayys and bugs I'm quite vanilla.


 No.143452

File: ec99171b67a00a7⋯.jpg (5.6 MB, 4920x2767, 4920:2767, 5c98e48c4f7ea44cb1ed0d17d4….jpg)

File: 5bd1687a151d6d3⋯.jpg (344.59 KB, 869x1094, 869:1094, snek1.jpg)

File: b6f067b80742b35⋯.jpg (306.72 KB, 841x952, 841:952, snek2.jpg)

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>>143395

I see, that is fine, can't pass up someone that might like some of this shit, that is how I got all my porn

I like the idea of aliens coming down, and gene editing themselves to be prefect rulers that keep humans as pets, and we just kind of let them because PD can't do shit on their own, and men like fucking the aliens more then PD and it is easier then fighting




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 No.143221[Reply]

Hi guys,

Here is a link to a site showing pics (whilst alive) of ordinary people who have taken their own life. We can see that they are just regular people and it shows that mental illness can affect anyone. We are all people here with our own thoughts and emotions. Just something to think about before you rudepost.

www.facesofsuicide.com

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 No.143255

File: 7cc28901b4b1dea⋯.jpg (22.79 KB, 313x419, 313:419, Giggle.jpg)

>>143221

>all cumskins

figures


 No.143261

>>143255

>cumskin

You jealous


 No.143267

File: 1162d6dd97fa6bf⋯.png (36.45 KB, 475x455, 95:91, 2572412714a77c241b40002973….png)

>>143261

im med dummy


 No.143297

>>143255

I found this 6/10 brown girl who was 17 when she did it.

I wonder why. https://www.facesofsuicide.com/showpage.php?x=D3B4E1E5-5AF2-480F-A9E4-2710C8B55D30


 No.143451

This rudeposting meme needs to die, politeness is the death of sincerity.




File: 6050754f5f9bd57⋯.jpg (20.62 KB, 660x444, 55:37, doc.jpg)

 No.143388[Reply]

>Anon you spend 16 hours a day playing on the computer? What the fuck is wrong with you?

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 No.143424

>>143405

>write suicide notes on my laptop like an edgy faggot for catharsis rather than a real intend to kill myself

>visit my parents for mom's birthday

>dad asks if he can use my laptop for a minute

>completely forgot I'm currently drafting a new note

>doesn't say anything but I know for certain he read it

>dad now thinks I'm actively suicidal

I always thought the attention would be nice, but I never expected to feel like such a piece of shit for making my old man so worried about me.


 No.143429

>>143393

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I LAOUGH LOUDLY IN MY SMALL HOME EVERY DAY LIKE AN INSANE PERSON


 No.143435

File: 7429f07005b8b4a⋯.jpeg (158 KB, 1300x1035, 260:207, doc4.jpeg)

>>143424

anon start taking ur meds again!


 No.143439

File: e631fd1d98979dc⋯.webm (6.01 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, tracer lifeguard.webm)

>>143409

This is way less erotic than that time the fake lifeguard broke in.


 No.143450

File: cdea7451b166829⋯.jpg (51.43 KB, 750x692, 375:346, HHHHH.jpg)

>>143424

>talk to myself a lot for no real reason

>parents are visiting

>go into the bathroom without closing the door

>start whispering the lyrics to The Downward Spiral by NIN the actual song, not just the album, look them up

>all of a sudden hear a voice

<Anon, are you alright?

>turns out my mom was outside the bathroom door waiting for me to be finished




File: 757b11187d9c68a⋯.jpg (176.38 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mr-rogers-flipping-the-bir….jpg)

 No.143208[Reply]

How many of you are old enough to remember pic related?

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 No.143422

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 No.143430

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 No.143432

I can't load your pics, but here's something cool.


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 No.143438

File: 0f97ca1dc17a3ad⋯.jpg (76.43 KB, 640x640, 1:1, a703b44b5ecfdabc4c292753cb….jpg)

>>143208

>Nostalgia Thread


 No.143449

File: 36cfafa86103c77⋯.webm (4.39 MB, 460x460, 1:1, bSte.webm)




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 No.142117[Reply]

>try the marijuanas

>literally all that happens is I feel relaxed and I sleep really well

Is that fucking it?

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 No.143224

To this day, I have never been "black out drunk". Is that really a thing? All that happens is a get wobbly and lose my motor skills, but my inner self is as conscious as ever. Sometimes I just use the excuse to have a go at people though, because fuck it. I can blame it on the alcohol.


 No.143227

>>143224

>Is that really a thing?

Yes.


 No.143233

>>142282

>everything I don't like is jewish also why should I care about the world, the same world that rejected me and shat on me on every occasion which led me to having fucking depression and eventually ending up in this shithole, fuck off nu-/pol/tard, I wish old /pol/ came back (i.e. the Libertarian one)


 No.143234

>>143227

When does it happen? I can drink so much that I'm ill for the next day, but my inner voice never shuts off. I'm never not in control.


 No.143448

File: b9d255077d438f5⋯.jpg (35.84 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 613b4569079f2f3ab4650b51d2….jpg)

>>143234

All day steady drinking might not work, it has to be a lot in a very short amount of time. Lardism can also be a factor in achieving the state of darkness.

What's everyone's favorite weed movie. Mines Dazed and Confused hands down




File: 1e32dc6d2483470⋯.jpg (398.21 KB, 1600x2000, 4:5, payback.jpg)

 No.141963[Reply]

https://www.cnn.com/2019/05/24/politics/us-troops-mideast-pentagon-plans/index.html

It is not yet clear exactly how many troops will be sent, although acting SecDef Shanahan says it is neither 5,000 nor 10,000, so perhaps it is somewhere in between. However, this development would seem to indicate that President Trump is on board with the buildup plan and that tensions are not cooling at all… simmering is a better word.

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 No.143415

>>143397

>British/American colony

How new are you, glownigger?

In all seriousness, they're not.

Israel and Iran are on my shitlist because Israel's existence means Jews have the means to fuck with us protected by the law and Iran is theocratic and I don't support countries that run under religious law. Iran also is a nasty nation but these two fuck over each other and everyone else, including Americans.

Israel uses it stragglehold on the US to drag us into their wars while Iran instigates rebellion in these regions.

To take sides is asking me rather I'd want to be shot or stabbed.

Israel needs to be destroyed and Iran needs to be destroyed.

All hail the Kingdom of Jerusalem.


 No.143420

File: 6cae682abb928f0⋯.mp4 (975.23 KB, 480x480, 1:1, a long way from home.mp4)

>>143402

They eat that shit up like Big Macs. It's fucked up.


 No.143426

>>143415

So that's basically a very eloquent way of saying, "JOOS are puppeteers, dey shud be Mr. Rogers cuz they sure can do a puppet show"


 No.143436

If Iran nukes Israel or attacks Israel in any way, Israel isn't going to need America's help, they can bring Iran to its knees on their own.


 No.143446

>>143436

As long as your infantry doesn't run out of adult diapers, that is.




File: 17c55e4623dd5b2⋯.jpg (57.35 KB, 416x508, 104:127, madrio.jpg)

 No.143391[Reply]

Do it, CUNTS.

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 No.143414

>>>/doctorwho/

It's a shit board. I just want you to bully them because I hate them.


 No.143419

3chan.co


 No.143428

>>>/enf/

It's a good fetish. Pure.


 No.143431


 No.143445

File: fb141c374a7ad3d⋯.jpg (10.93 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1512498337401.jpg)




File: 19a5c054257228c⋯.jpg (2.23 MB, 1500x3114, 250:519, 1454983223941.jpg)

 No.133207[Reply]

How deep have you gone, /b2/?

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 No.141481

File: 8a8054ce288635d⋯.png (29.8 KB, 964x748, 241:187, snowball.png)

I started out on a CP/M computer with BASIC games typed in from books and magazines, because that's all we had. CP/M systems don't have graphics (well some do, but they're rare) so every game was text, and the memory was typically 64K or even less. There was also no sound except the monotone beeper you got from PRINT CHR$(7).

So that kind of shaped my tastes, and to this day I have a lot of fondness for text adventures, silly BASIC games, or anything that runs in text mode. I actually collect/archive those kind of games, or anything similar such as text adventures, or 8 and 16-bit microcomputer games in general. Not just commercial releases either, I even try to get all the "homebrew" type stuff people are still making even today.

Otherwise, I play Doom engine type games, but only care about vanilla stuff there. In other words, if it needs an "advanced" engine that has features beyond the old DOS verions from the 90's, I don't care about it. I also made some Doom levels, but again pure vanilla, and I even used DEU in dosbox for one of them, just for fun.

Frankly, I'm totally lost when I hear people talking about modern games and have no clue wtf they're talking about, nor give a rat's ass. And that's great, because I don't need to care about all this new-fangled clown world stuff.

t. the old coot


 No.143367

File: 65fe7a60c31ad1f⋯.jpg (69.49 KB, 720x789, 240:263, fred.jpg)

>>133233

Last time I was on /v/ was right after christchurch. for making fun of Mark becasue he was having a meltdown. Turns out before that he thought /pol/ was joking about the whole race war thing lol.


 No.143427

File: 7e9320605d533fd⋯.jpg (7.46 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 7e9320605d533fd3761212bf5b….jpg)

>>141381

>>141376

>>141383

Redpill me on Sad Satan


 No.143441

http://lab.serotoninphobia.info/

what the fuck is this shit?


 No.143443

>>143427

a fake dark web game made by a gaming channel as a publicity stunt, the original file is hard to find because it contains child pornography but you can get "cleaned out" versions pretty easily i think

it was made in gamemaker engine if i'm not mistaken lol




File: 22639b311d0ee50⋯.png (369.7 KB, 1000x800, 5:4, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.142877[Reply]

guys im learning programing to stop being such a neet

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 No.143406

>>143381

>he programs as a hobby

yikes anon

>>143374

>codecast

>who?

I'm so sorry that you get your tastes from e-celebs.


 No.143410

File: a7af5af4d45ed7c⋯.jpg (2.97 MB, 5312x2988, 16:9, 0c6542ebfe9c5ab9873cb2e534….jpg)


 No.143418

>>143381

>nobody will pay for his spaghetti code

how_embarrassing.jpg


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 No.143442

>>143418

I get paid to do other shit. I code because I like making my machines do fun shit. I don’t wanna fucking whore out my creations.

>>143406

Oh man, if you don’t understand the effects of multimedia integration on human psychology, and your life revolves around working with computers, then you are one sorry motherfucker.




File: 8a65fbcf810caa8⋯.jpg (105.89 KB, 500x969, 500:969, Whole-Wheat-Bread-Label.jpg)

 No.143259[Reply]

Why the FUCK is there so much sugar and sodium in EVERYTHING? If you get a low-sodium product, they jack up the sugar. If you get low-sugar, they jack up the sodium. If it has both low sodium and low sugar, they lower the serving size and then double the price. How the fuck is that supposed to work? It's absolute bullshit.

I am a free market capitalist, but this kind of shit makes me want more regulation in the food industry. I want there to be a separate nutrition facts column that shows the facts per gram or ounce. Additionally, I want them to be required to list nutrition facts PER WHOLE PRODUCT. A fucking can of soup is divided into 2.5 servings just so they can lower the calorie per serving. Who eats 0.4% of a can of soup? NO ONE. You eat the whole damn can in one sitting. It's JUST SOUP. WE ARE NOT ANTS. STOP MAKING NUTRITION FACTS FOR ANTS. STOP JACKING UP SODIUM AND SUGAR. STOP MAKING ME HAVE TO BUY SHIT AT WHOLE FOODS FAGGOTS.

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 No.143304

>>143286

>Are all americans this dumb?

They are. I think it's something in their water. They're pretty much a country full of autists that think they're the heroes of the world.


 No.143329

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LSD ,SHROOMS,DMT, sex pills and anxiety pills. all available at cheap prices.

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 No.143336

Sodium and sugar do two things very well and that is why they are in everything.

>Both are natural preservitives.

Helps keep food edible for a bit longer.

>Both enhance flavor.

It's to trick the brain into eating more of the product.

What really sucks is that most sports drinks have sodium and sugar out the ass, but little to no potassium content. Even on a healthy diet, you get enough sodium through food. Potassium on the other hand is where a lot of people are deficient in daily intake.

I do agree with your issues though, but I would take the labeling shit one step further. If a serving or even part of a serving is in its own package, it should have the calorie, sugar and sodium content prominently displayed on the packaging. I'm talking individual jolly ranchers or mini candy bars to packages of crackers and single use condiment packages. Having the full nutritional info for the entire contents on the box or bag would also help a lot of people understand empty calories better.


 No.143392

>>143336

You can ask for more transparency, it's not anti market capitalism, it's anti scam. Did you try'd to contact your local deputy or whatever hold the power in the usa?


 No.143425

>>143259

Because they're addictive. Not in the sense that drugs are, but the more salt and sugar you eat the more desensitized your taste buds become making you need more salt and sugar for stuff to not taste bland.




File: 92bc7bf761614ca⋯.webm (722.3 KB, 640x1136, 40:71, Beccahochman.webm)

 No.142940[Reply]

She's 18 now, I know some of you niggers are hoarding her milker's pics, it's time to share

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 No.143371

File: 0c1ee41a5d43f68⋯.jpg (100.46 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, chainedbrain_43913819_5033….jpg)

File: 4947b135beeb6e7⋯.jpg (127.25 KB, 933x1809, 311:603, ff1 (1).jpg)

File: cf5974b13647875⋯.jpg (105.31 KB, 1080x2094, 180:349, ff2.jpg)

File: 199038dd7051c63⋯.jpg (121.93 KB, 712x713, 712:713, 1486980406291.jpg)

File: b38c15ffd7b72ab⋯.png (699.17 KB, 720x1280, 9:16, 1550614819938.png)

>>142940

not beccas but have these ones


 No.143376

File: e6ab72186763cad⋯.jpg (195.68 KB, 821x1368, 821:1368, 1550530663825.jpg)

File: 04fe069739cee9d⋯.jpg (205.94 KB, 660x1280, 33:64, 1550420585731.jpg)

>>142940

not beccas but have these ones>>143371


 No.143380

>>143376

>tattoos

>piercings

completely ruined


 No.143416

>>143371

>piercing on tits

>2 even

how is her son of a bitch supposed to suck the milk out of her tits

retarded kid


 No.143423

>>143416

>>143380

not even mentioning the saggy tits and the morbid obesity




File: 332cc1d7261ea95⋯.png (149.4 KB, 554x638, 277:319, ClipboardImage.png)

 No.143014[Reply]

i have sexual attraction to small anthropomorphized household objects like coffee-makers and desk fans. the idea of a cute little robot girl to love and to gently fuck and to just have fun with in general is a comforting thought.

 No.143378

File: 220e8a79b1d95fe⋯.mp4 (4.95 MB, 320x240, 4:3, coffee robbot.mp4)

seriously no other robofags here?


 No.143379

>>143014

/clang/ pls. toasters is not for the sexual.


 No.143382

>>143379

not with that attitude


 No.143394

File: 0edfd6fd7b48d6a⋯.jpg (734.62 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 2B11.jpg)

>>143378

hell yea anon i like robots too!


 No.143408

>>143394

2B isn't a household item she's a battle android. I like 2B but this is off topic




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