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 No.277470[Reply]

How do you cope with bad life experinces fellow anons?

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 No.277498

ive been sexually and physically abused by my classmates throughout middle school and highschool. one time over 20 guys ganged up on me and beat me so bad that bruises covered my body and my cheek was slit open and my ear was kind of ripped simply for defending myself from a bully.

i hate this life.


 No.277503

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>>277470

music helps alot alot alot alot alot

drowning myself in vidya feels good but probably doesn't help in the long run


 No.277504

>>277498

sounds like a hentai


 No.277505

>>277470

>How do you cope with bad life experinces fellow anons?

Recipe:

2 tins of Hormel Chili, 3 if you can manage

1 dose of Imodium

1 roll of duct tape

1 voice recorder, either computer mic or stand alone.

1 list of local call in shows on public access with internet viewing

1 prayer to the God of good timing.


 No.277509

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>>277470

Alcohol and furry porn




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 No.276865[Reply]

Well, it's finally happening. My worst fear is being realized, I'm starting to grow fat. I've been at 145 lb for the last 10 years and I haven't measured but I'm probably 160 or more now. My stomach has a very noticable fat on it that I can grab now. Even though I eat one meal a day, I'm still growing fat. This is depressing and makes me upset. I want to remain a skeleton. What can I do, /b/?

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 No.277477

>>277467

I'm doing 15 situps and 15 pushups a day now.


 No.277483

>>277432

Indeed, Bulgarian method plus keto in a slight caloric deficit will get you more shredded than any amount of cardio. I mean true keto btw, that means absolutely 0 carbs per day and lowering your protein intake to avoid gluconogenesis. For bulking I just drink 2+ gallons of milk per day and at least a pound of steak. A variation of Bulgarian is better for bulking, if you want to actually build muscle. Cardio can help you lean out, but I find it impedes training more than it helps anything. Slow twitch muscle is shit tier muscle anyway.


 No.277487

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>>277477

gotta break it to you I don't think that's doing much even if something is better than nothing

maybe try to push the amount more, do several sets of 15, maybe taking long breaks in between if necessary


 No.277506

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>>277487

I'll try harder! I basically do nothing with my life anyway when I'm home so I have free time and boredom that I could spend on going out for walking. If that's what it takes to make this horrid fat go away.


 No.277508

>>277477

That isn't going to do shit, get on deadlifting ASAP. The kind of stress that will put on your body is far beyond calisthenics. Unless you are going to go into gymnastics, calisthenics is shit, and the problem is it will take years to get technique and balance down to where you can do movements that will actually subject your body to stress similar to what the big three can achieve. Also up you protein intake, that will boost your metabolism considerably along with thermogenesis. 2g per pound of desired bodyweight is a good rule to aim for, when you start out even 1g per pound of current bodyweight may be difficult. Jay Cutler to this day consumes 600g of protein per day and for good reason.




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 No.275202[Reply]

Post tales of your childhood that you have of your family members. Ill start;

>be 8yo

>playing with my legos

>older brother enters my room

>yells at me where is his flash drive for his uni project

>he thinks I took it

>tell him i dont know

>he smashes multiple years worth of built legos

>beats me against the wall

>parents come in, ask whats going on?

>brother tells them his version, I cant move or speak

>parents believe my brother

>dad proceeds to scream in my ear while pulling on it

>tell them I dont know

>brother leaves, this repeats for about 10 min

>he comes back tell my dad he found it and left it in his car seat

>they all leave and dont apologize or care

>I try to salvage some of my built legos while crying for a while

>mfw I never played with legos ever again

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 No.277417

My dad used to try to touch me/remove my clothes/and always make really sexual comments and questions. I feel zero remorse for anything bad I do to him, and he will never see me pay back any of the money he's loaned me over the years. Once I move out, he will be the first member of my family that I will cut contact off. I hope he burns in hell.


 No.277447

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>>276213

>locked in cage and sprayed

Cope


 No.277461

>>277417

>he molested me so as punishment ill never talk to him again

What a faggot pushover bitch


 No.277481

>>276577

>Why is it always people like you who own guns

How do you reach this conclusion from some random anonymous faggot's story?

Is reaffirming your own bias this necessary for you?

Is this just a trap where you make a broad sweeping generalization about a large group of people for (you)s?

I really hate people like you.


 No.277507




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 No.275834[Reply]

Egyptian anon here, won the diversity lottery visa and has an interview on August, which state has less niggers, kikes, Muslims and indians in the US? Im thinking about Los Angeles CA, what's the average salary there, cost of living, and can i hire a prostitute from a strip club? Actually the first thing that I'm going to do is lose my virginity

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 No.276960

Lol yes please go to LA

It's a paradise you'll love it


 No.276967

>>276486

You can look forward to living in a dumpster and eating garbage like all the other suckers who had dreams of moving to America.


 No.276968

>>275834

Washington, DC doesn't have any at all. You should go there.


 No.276982

>which place has the least shitskins

promptly talks about california

go to california please they love your ilk

if you were smart you wouldnt even need a visa


 No.277501

This is it The Final Battle. The Final Boss. Somebody fake up Cheaters and Hackers. We arent going gentle into the good night. we will spawn camp them we shall respawn. We shall zerg rush them. We shall never give up. NOT ONE STEP FROM OUR CONVICTIONS. NOT ONE STEP BACK FROM OUR IDEALS. NOT ONE STEP BACK. FOR THE GAMERLAND. We are the guardins of the free speech. We Taked beating and come back for more. The Enron affair was the Day of The Infamy. but we will fight until we win.We are the arsenal of freedom and we wont fall. because otherwise our community, our band of brothers is going the way of dodo. BUT WE ARENT GOING GENTLY INTO THE NIGHT WE WILL RAGE AGAINST DYING OF THE LIGHT. AND SJWS DARKNESS WILL NEVER WIN. SO STOP THE LAGS FIX YOUR PING. THEY WONT CONTROL US THEY DONT HAVE THE ONE RING.




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 No.277502[Reply]

New board with a rule that any /b/ desperately needs

>>/thebestb/



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 No.263683[Reply]

why does it matter when you lose your virginity as a male so much

why do people care about it this much?

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 No.276221

>>272337

If I could have fucked when I was in middle school I am sure that I wouldn't have had such a hard time in dealing with people and passing.


 No.276334

>>263683

Because women can get sex easily as fuck while it's a challenge for men, you must be an alpha male to have sex

A woman says "i'm horny" and she will get dozens of men battling for her holy pussy and she will only pick the best


 No.277440

>>263683

an excuse young people to continue the moral decline of civilization started by the boomers


 No.277462

biologically wired to I'd guess


 No.277500

>>272033

Then why's it matter if he fucks or not?




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 No.272418[Reply]

Is there a better file compressor than 7zip?

I believe there's none.

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 No.275652

>>275548

>implying Linux isn't a honeypot

>implying all hardware manufactured after like 1999 doesn't have backdoors build into it


 No.275929

>>275652

80386SL is from the early 90's though, so why not pick that as an arbitrary date if you have to? But "backdoor" is too vague. What form exactly can it take, and what can be done to avoid it? The ME shit in Intel Core and later chips can be disabled, and the cianiggers do exactly that on their own CPUs. That doesn't fix all the x86-specific bugs though, nor the problems related to speculative execution. But you can get non-x86 CPUs that don't have those bugs or speculative behaviors, and also don't have an equivalent to ME/PSP. It's just that they're fairly weak and almost nobody seriously considers them, but it can be doneif you want to badly enough. You don't even have to go back to the 90's either, there's a couple ARM processors from this decade that don't have all those problems.


 No.276151

>>272460

tar does not compress files, you're thinking of gzip or bzip2


 No.277493

I wouldn't know. Honestly 7zip was a serious step up from the crappy file compressors I was using before


 No.277499

if speed is what you're after, lz4 or lzo

anything else, gzip




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 No.277497[Reply]

New board with a rule that any /b/ desperately needs

>>/thebestb/



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 No.263627[Reply]

Where are the aliens?

Why haven't they visited us yet?

I demand reasonable explanations.

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 No.276483

>>263652

>Some things probably can't be overcome regardless of technological advancement,

Its likely possible to overcome aging with gene modification. The main issue would be surviving a voyage that long and not going insane because of it.


 No.276552

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 No.276901

>>276441

I hope that is not a MAGA hat, loliface.


 No.277259

File: d84c6d765c172ed⋯.jpg (47.01 KB, 737x600, 737:600, 8c56c00134d8d7ac.jpg)

all the explanations here are shit. the universe is constantly expanding at faster than the speed of light, this is proven by blue shifted light when you observe other galaxies.

that means in order to reach earth other aliens would have to:

1. originate from the milky way

2. break the speed of light to reach our galaxy from their galaxy


 No.277496

>>263889

muh lightspeed

as good as technology can get it can't break laws of physics




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 No.274948[Reply]

So why don't we ban pedos?

Free speech isn't a real answer.

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 No.277442

I secretly come here for the dost. The mods are gay niggers from earth and they remove perfectly legal threads

faggot maggots


 No.277444

>>277419

If I'm going to humour you like this you need to give me actual evidence on how underage sex improves the family dynamic, which is a tall order already.


 No.277457

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>>277444

Yeah, I have no clue how muslims make it work. I suspect it really isn't all the child brides they have that gives them huge families and billions upon billions of members, they probably have gremlin level powers like if they get wet they spring forwards more muslim babies. IT'S AN UNSOLVABLE MYSTERY ANON. Don't believe your eyes. I'm crazy and you are socially acceptable!!!


 No.277475

>>277457

Correlation does not equal causation. I also wouldn't consider Muslims to be the culture to exemplify a healthy family dynamic. Plus, they make a living by raping anything that moves whether they like it or not. Not exactly a habit we should pick up.


 No.277492

>>277457

Wait a minute, those image names, are you the guy pretending to be a girl in the other thread?




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 No.277491[Reply]

New board with a rule that any /b/ desperately needs

>>/thebestb/



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 No.275812[Reply]

This is leftypol. Say something nice about xir.

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 No.277441

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>>277408

>a Lunix distro

i'm past the point in my life where knowing how to use that shit would be useful. my job doesn't require it and i have no interest in it. obviously PC is better if you know what you're doing but i don't and don't plan to.


 No.277454

>>277441

It's not all that different from Windows if you go with something like Mint and all you do is browse the Internet.


 No.277465

File: 6f7ffb35451a2be⋯.jpg (427.87 KB, 1400x1374, 700:687, 1524357626184.jpg)

>>277454

i use windows for work and that shit is absolutely horrid, having to use anything remotely similar to it in my spare time is a big no-no.


 No.277468

>>275812

Looks like the years have not been kind to Chris-chan


 No.277488

>>276782

/leftypol/ thought this was great.

There was an entire thread dedicated to discussing it and praising the artist.

Apparently he's done other "memes" for them.




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 No.277227[Reply]

you are diagnosed with a condition where you can't eat food anymore, you have to "eat" canned food replacement liquid through a tube that goes directly into your stomach. you're not even allowed to chew something up and spit it out just for the taste. in fact, let's take this to the extreme- they've amputated your tongue so now you don't even have taste buds anymore.

how long until you kill yourself?

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 No.277426

>>277339

Are you a cancer patient or something?


 No.277433

I would actually like this because it cuts down time wasted on eating/deciding where to eat.


 No.277443

>>277433

vegan hipsters have a smoothie-only diets and stuff like that

you could do something similar


 No.277455

>>277426

no. why?


 No.277485

I had to do this as a kid due to very serious medical issues. I didn't know any better so it was fine. I'm sure if it continued much longer I would have grown depressed over how fucking weird I am though. I improved enough to not have to do that anymore, but I still want to kill myself over issues that I'm still left with.




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 No.276838[Reply]

Okay so you know some people have dark, dark, dark secrets Some people pick their nose, some pick it and eat it, some people eat shit, some people do really strange things. Well I like to eat live bugs. Nobody in my life knows this. I just like the way some of them are soft and taste quite gummy, I like how some are crunchy and almost explode in your mouth when you bite down.

I started eating bugs when I was a kid. I started with ladybugs, I just kept eating them, they secrete some bitter liquid which had a really nice acquired taste. I went from lady bugs to other bugs. woodlice were my second and they were crunchy and easy to find, they also felt nice to eat when they're in their ball state (a bit like cereal). The taste isn't really the thing I like most of the time, it's the texture, how it feels in my mouth. I love to eat them to this day. I went onto other insects as I got older, I started eating spiders. In the UK there are some spiders which come out at certain times of the year which can get BIG (I think it's called the brown spider or wolf spider). When they squirm when biting down it almost adds to the texture, and the liquid that comes out is really creamy and good to eat. The legs are the problem though as they get stuck in your teeth.

Today I ate one of those spindly spiders, the daddy long legs ones. I saw some in the corner of my room, minding thier own business in their web. A moth was stuck in the web (moths are disgusting they're like eating a spoon of flour). I put the spider in my mouth and proceeded to chew it. Now before I got my bite in to kill it, I think it bit me somehow on my tongue or something.

The worst burning sensation I have ever had happened at the moment. It was like my mouth was on fire, but not in a good way like spice. First my tongue was burning and it spread to my jaw and eventually I felt like my brain was going to come out. My tongue has a strange bumpy bit on it now and I don't know if I should see a doctor or not, and even if I did see the doctor. How the fuck do I tell him how it happened?

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 No.276885

>"doctor, I think I accidentally swallowed a spider or some kind of insect while I was sleeping"

>???


 No.276920

71D539C

how to explain this situation?


 No.277349


 No.277479

>>276838

don't be afraid to talk to a doctor.

many of them see real messed up people and stuff, eating bugs prolly wouldn't be too bad

i'd suggest seeing a doctor


 No.277482




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 No.275759[Reply]

gotta love the irony. first of all, this implicates drag as being transphobic, and implies that transgendered women somehow have a monopoly on looking feminine. you're not allowed to look like a girl if you're a dude.

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 No.277464

>>275759

Traps are the best of both worlds


 No.277466

>>277458

>look at my responses

link them

>I am the one who decides that

Not really, but if you're going to declare victory are you going to enact the second half of that strategem and leave?


 No.277469

>>277464

traps are gay


 No.277472

>>277466

I've been speaking for two hours, and people keep responding instead of understanding that I've said all that I need to say, so how can I leave when people keep bothering me?


 No.277478

>>277469

gay is O.K.




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