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File: e7ce73f158ea30f⋯.png (159.77 KB, 1567x552, 1567:552, remedymad.png)

 No.8417864[Reply]

wew lads

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Imagine being this butthurt over hex. hex is an attentionwhoring tripfag but this is just sad. I wasn't gonna choose a side but from what I can tell remedy is a total bitch its no wonder hex wants him to fuck off

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 No.8417925

>>8417921

Go to cuckchan /b/ and honestly tell me the catalog is random.




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 No.8416689[Reply]

Daily reminder that remedy thinks he can turn /b/ into cuckchan because he maintains a script that helps him and the other mods automatically ban you for wrongthink. Daily reminder that hex has always opposed this and his plan to turn the board into cuckchan.

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 No.8417933

>>8417932

shitposting and giggles

also remedy took away my right to trigger niggers by banning whenever I imply I rape kids though

Little does he know I get off to triggering him too


 No.8417935

>>8417933

This isn't shitposting though this is you going to great lengths to defend hex's honor even though you have nothing to gain from it.


 No.8417936

>>8417935

except my erection


 No.8417938

>>8417936

>i-if I start shitposting now maybe I won't look like hex's bitchboy

Its too late for that.


 No.8417939

>>8417938

>being this mad he lost a strawpoll




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 No.8417884[Reply]

>someone asks me if i have any tattoos

haha u wot m8

i didn't realize it's some sort of expectation that 'everyone else' has one

 No.8417886

Why wouldn't you goy? You're supposed to be marked, like the rest of the cattle.


 No.8417910

Don't you want to be cool, like the rest of cool kids, OP?


 No.8417915

File: 7e8764c36a3429f⋯.jpg (2.51 KB, 500x500, 1:1, c4063e3b3e34d80ed7c6195b7f….jpg)

Get a swatstika tatoo.


 No.8417920

I think people with pointless tattoos are just trash "hurr durr got a tattoo of a bunny and a tramp stamp for no reason" Now if you have a tattoo to "honour" a fallen family member or friend fine you get a free pass if it's not retarded.


 No.8417937

>tattooos

You don't put a bumper sticker on a Mercedes Benz.

t. Dave Mustaine




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 No.8417781[Reply]

Name 1 good meme that originated from 8chan /b/

(MEME MAGIC)
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 No.8417898

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 No.8417902

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 No.8417905

File: 38cd635b432d9ff⋯.png (122.16 KB, 502x403, 502:403, f3509b76dfa3eb9e894d35f617….png)


 No.8417916

File: bca181ae6652234⋯.png (316.06 KB, 822x640, 411:320, 68d13bd5a066ae807c12b2a1c1….png)


 No.8417934

pls stop the kennedi posting its triggering my PTSD of all the stolen gets




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 No.8412613[Reply]

https://vimeo.com/295673672

anyone got raw webms of it?

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 No.8415862

>>8415847

I would if I could but I'm posting from a 16 year old toaster.


 No.8417241

File: 732c845d9c487c4⋯.jpg (203.73 KB, 607x1080, 607:1080, U_PKYSMLE1Q.jpg)

check it out


 No.8417355

>>8417241

looks just like any other old slav tbh


 No.8417410

File: 4efff48d1345a76⋯.jpg (41.96 KB, 358x373, 358:373, 4efff48d1345a760c3d8e9ba0c….jpg)

>>8417241

>He wore ear plugs to a school shooting

Safety first


 No.8417929

>>8417410

his ears might have gotten hurt!




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 No.8409887[Reply]

Must've been pretty fucking amazing water.

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 No.8417784

>>8417766 czechia

>peopleifeuhd


 No.8417785

File: 62cac24f7a3e0a6⋯.png (2.04 MB, 1235x1400, 247:280, Doh.png)

>>8417784

Fuck this double captcha so god damned much


 No.8417911

Bump for Mother Zera, eater of mice and extractor of cummies.


 No.8417912

>>8417911

and drinker of water (almost forgot.)


 No.8417927

File: 1a4c7c8cbff089c⋯.png (214.82 KB, 316x331, 316:331, oMWQxYi.png)

>>8417772

>Rozelli for laughing at.




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 No.8417258[Reply]

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 No.8417763

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 No.8417774

File: b3c654e50060b32⋯.jpg (150.58 KB, 388x443, 388:443, 1527930660099.jpg)

>>8417757

I wondered what happened to his posts.

Stay based, Hex


 No.8417777

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 No.8417780

OH SHIT HEX DID IT

ALL OTHER CUNTS GET GOT


 No.8417922

File: 5d82bfe94117f8a⋯.jpg (315.66 KB, 800x995, 160:199, 5d82bfe94117f8a864febbe0f2….jpg)




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 No.8417017[Reply]

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 No.8417053

GOOD NIGHT

RUSSIAN PARASITES


 No.8417290

The biggest is Beslan, but admittedly that was done by muslim extremists from Dagestan, not a depressed virgin teen.


 No.8417328

>>8417017

Murad Gazdiev is a very fine actor.


 No.8417332

Murad Gazdiev is a very fine actor.


 No.8417914

theres already a thread about this dipfuck




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 No.8417825[Reply]

was 8/b/ ever good?

 No.8417834

check archives of past homepages and catalogs, and judge for yourself.


 No.8417889

Isn’t this place always visited by crack heads?


 No.8417899

>>8417889

Nah man but just i mean out of curiosity and shit you got any crack or money on you?


 No.8417906

>8/b/

>good

pick one




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 No.8417875[Reply]

why do I have to type a captcha more than once per day? this is fucking shit

 No.8417888

File: e58d02c3ebc8543⋯.jpg (82.81 KB, 1109x960, 1109:960, shkreli sketch.jpg)

i forgot who this meme kid was




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 No.8417882[Reply]



File: a4740f6bdd3baf4⋯.png (534.9 KB, 564x433, 564:433, Binker 18.PNG)

 No.8417719[Reply]

>walking on the road and saw a dead monkey on the side of the road

>as i got closer i noticed that a small baby monkey was clinging to the dead body, whom i assume was it's mother

>take the baby monkey home and raise him

>posting some videos on youtube of my new baby monkey

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYm1jZ-9CFQD1inehrhYcIg

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 No.8417738

You’re a good person.


 No.8417740

File: 73df0d5908f5588⋯.png (302.31 KB, 364x365, 364:365, Binker 1.PNG)

>>8417738

thanks mang


 No.8417764

File: 117eecafad6f261⋯.jpeg (5.08 KB, 275x183, 275:183, soy monkey.jpeg)

monkeys are trash. kill it before it kills you


 No.8417830

>>8417764

Didn't monkeys get banned in Sweden after some old guy bought one and it tried to kill him?


 No.8417874

Are you a pajeet?




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 No.8416442[Reply]

Conservatives: I don't care what you do with your life and we'd both be better if we stay away from each other.

Also Conservatives: *sees blue-haired transgender whalebeast and a soy libcuck*

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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 No.8417197

>>8417184

Not an argument.


 No.8417411

>I don't care what you do with your life and we'd both be better if we stay away from each other.

"Don't influence me" *also, this is more of a libertarian ideology than a conservative one.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

"They, the blue-haired transgender whalebeast and a soy libcuck, do influence me since they take my taxes for the worst, my political/ecological/religious opponent and vis versa."


 No.8417769

File: 91bc598e157fb0c⋯.jpg (144.22 KB, 863x925, 863:925, 91bc598e157fb0c45265680ad4….jpg)

>>8416606

No, you are in the center because there's no risk in being a spectator. There can be no fear of loss or tragedy when you stand for nothing and occupy a platform of either pure negation or infinite malleability. You're too much of an ignoramus to have any definitive opinions about anything - too apathetic and shallow to hold any serious convictions that could make up a coherent, principled worldview. In short, you're a coward. You are in the center because it's safe and demands nothing of you, no vulnerability or courage.

You see these political boundaries as petty because you don't realize, in your impartiality, that the leftists are right when they say the personal is very, very much political; politics is downstream from people's core values.To take part in the serious political arena is not merely to express one's opinion in some depersonalized, purely rational dialectic: it's an attempt to impose your will over another, and stand in rejection, and opposition to their core values; everything they hold to be most sacred. That doesn't make someone your friend, it makes them your fucking enemy.


 No.8417773

what if i want all sides in gitmo


 No.8417856

File: 6ed0b53a31ea9b9⋯.jpg (152.54 KB, 992x1024, 31:32, NPC 17.jpg)

>Actually defending blue hair, transgenderd whalebeasts.




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 No.8417832[Reply]

What's the best body part of this small, petite beauty?

 No.8417836

the part that triggers the mods enough to ban you for being a pedo like we're on cuckchan


 No.8417837

>>8417832

TOOO OOOOLD


 No.8417850

ffs she's 21 you moron


 No.8417869




File: 92749c977940163⋯.png (60.56 KB, 1080x1080, 1:1, oi!.png)

 No.8417099[Reply]

>Be me

>Be 38

>Live in U.K. in current year

>Have a wife, a daughter, and a decent job

>It's 11:00 at night. Kids & wife are asleep

>"I better get sum rest m8"

>Just as I get in bed, I hear a loud noise downstairs

>wtf was that?.jpeg

>go downstairs to find a syrian refugee trying to eat my daughter

>"oi cunt, the feck ya think ya doin?!?"

>I get my trusty british mallet, and bop the black fecker on the noggin

>"oi i better call the coppers!"

>When the police arrive, they immediately arrest me for racism

>"oi m8, ye cant just be racist to the feckin darkies. ur goin away for a long time m8"

>Get 10 years in prison

>Publicly shamed in the media for being a racist

>The "refugee" completely gets away with it

>Wife commits suicide

>I get fined because she didn't have a loiscense

>"Bloody ell!"

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 No.8417730

>be on vacation in bongland

>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk

>like a graceful penguin with gout

>follow her for a block

>working up courage

>gently touch her shoulder

“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”

>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag

>stares intently for a few moments

>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence

“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”

>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths

“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!

>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper

>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table

>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu

“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”

>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script

>she shoves her menu at the waiter

“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”

“I’m sorry, madam, we don-“

“I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”

>he slinks away without even taking my order

>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket

>starts rubbing at her crotch

>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles

“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED OPost too long. Click here to view the full text.


 No.8417741

>>8417730

Lol 8/10 gav me a good chuckle and a grin.


 No.8417770

File: 11e796f8a8af956⋯.jpg (20.48 KB, 600x402, 100:67, President Williams3.jpg)

>>8417730

The ending ruins it all for me, otherwise it's funny.


 No.8417833

>>8417487

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None


 No.8417840

File: 34153f46d88bf89⋯.jpg (7.78 KB, 250x209, 250:209, 1539040062838.jpg)

>Tae fuck yer duin ?

Hopeless scot in here




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