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 No.8270613[Reply]

How does nigger ass smell?

 No.8270620

Smells like shit.




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 No.8269476[Reply]

>be me

>bored asf 15 yo beta fag

>decide to go to woods with friends

>idea.gif

>cut rope so it breaks easily

>and put sharpened sticks at the bottom

will keep u guys updated if i find an impaled child

(normally i'd ban for underage but i'm curious to see where this thread goes...)
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 No.8270554

inb4 nothing happens because no one cares, especially not the police.


 No.8270560

>>8270554

Well, yeah. Not until someone actually gets hurt. Its likely they won't even find the Damn thing.


 No.8270603

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>>8269476

is this fbi data-mining or is this kid actually straight up fucking retarded?


 No.8270615

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>>8270430

You already posted it publicly and now this can be easily used to track you down and have you arrested. Doesn't matter if you delete the photos or even nuke your phone. Game over, kid.

There's a reason you're not allowed to be on this site, and it's because you're too young and ignorant to understand the consequences of your actions, you complete fucking degenerate. Your parents/ guardians should be ashamed to have raised such a complete brain-dead fucking dipshit.


 No.8270619

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>>8269721

i wonder whose behind this post




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 No.8270558[Reply]

What would he say if he saw your browser history?

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 No.8270598

>>8270590

Whiter than you jim


 No.8270602

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 No.8270605

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>>8270567

>tfw Uncle Adolph will never walk your little daughter down the stone pathway on a sunday afternoon

>That feel is real


 No.8270614

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>>8270590

>>8270598

>>8270602

Took the Shills longer to show up this time


 No.8270618

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 No.8270617[Reply]

why white supremacist hate jews?

JEWS ARE WHITE. either u like it or not JEWS are Whites! and Hitler hates white.. Hitler killed bunch of white russians, americans, brit, french. etc….. because Hitler hate Whites except white germans….

the truth hurts, deal with it…

 No.8270621

File: 8ff690a88ee450b⋯.jpg (455.88 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, hrozzzss.jpg)

haaaaaah nobody likes you jidf




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 No.8270130[Reply]

Can a child consent?

Because anon on another /b/ thread seems to think so

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 No.8270543

>>8270342

Who is she? What's her instagram?


 No.8270563

>>8270169

I can teach a woman to say yes. Can a woman consent?

Women are incapable of true consent because they are always in a subservient position to men due to patriarchy.


 No.8270569

File: 265b4f857a9e63d⋯.jpg (7.59 KB, 300x168, 25:14, triggered sjw.jpg)

>>8270563

>patriarchy.


 No.8270574

Depends on what you define as child and it depends if that child is aware of the future psychological and neurological impact sex will have on him/her according to their culture.


 No.8270616

File: 5fb33337f1b7701⋯.jpg (496.39 KB, 1080x1350, 4:5, 1526411808447-0.jpg)

>Between the age limits of nine and fourteen there occur maidens who, to certain bewitched travelers, twice or many times older than they, reveal their true nature which is not human, but nymphic (that is, demoniac); and these chosen creatures I propose to designate as "nymphets."

>It will be marked that I substitute time terms for spatial ones. In fact, I would have the reader see "nine" and "fourteen" as the boundaries–the mirrory beaches and rosy rocks–of an enchanted island haunted by those nymphets of mine and surrounded by a vast, misty sea. Between those age limits, are all girl-children nymphets? Of course not. Otherwise, we who are in the know, we lone voyagers, we nympholepts, would have long gone insane. Neither are good looks any criterion; and vulgarity, or at least what a given community terms so, does not neccessarily impair certain mysterious characteristics, the fey grace, the elusive, shifty, soul-shattering, insidious charm that separates the nymphet from such coevals of her as are incomparably more dependent on the spatial world of synchronous phenomena than on the intangible island of entracned time where Lolita plays with her likes. Within the same age limits the number of true nymphets is strikingly inferior to that of provisionally plain, or just nice, or "cute," or even "sweet" and "attractive," ordinary, plumpish, formlesss, cold-skinned, essentially human little girls, with tummies and pigtails, who may or may not turn into adults of great beauty (look at the ugly dumplings in black stockings and white hats that are metamorphosed into stunning stars of the screen). A normal man given a group photograph of school girls or Girl Scouts and asked to point out the comeliest one will not necessarily choose the nymphet among them. You have to be an artist and a madman, a creature of infinite melancholy, with a bubble of hot poison in your loins and a super-voluptuous flame permantly aglow in your subtle spine (oh, how you have to cringe and hide!) in order to discern at once, by ineffable signs–the slightly feline outline of a cheekbone, the slenderness of a downy limb, and other indices which despair and shame and tears of tenderness forbid me to tabulate–the little deadly demon among the wholesome children; she stands unrecognized by them and unconscious herself of her fantastic power.




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 No.8261496[Reply]

in your opinion, what is the quickest way to get laid?

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 No.8266542

>>8262560

when did they release you from jail anon?

it must have been domestic violcence


 No.8266567

>>8264144

They gag because you smell like shit.


 No.8270282

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 No.8270509

>>8261621

aren't they used to bigger dicks? I mean my last gf was black and she was hot as fuck but she also came from some shit hole in africa with relly religious backgroung wher ea woman could get stoned for having sex before mariage, so she was virgin.l


 No.8270612

>>8262560

>dating chad

One way ticket to single motherhood. You'd have been better off fucking her yourself. If you're gonna take charge of her life, at least do it right.




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 No.8270611[Reply]

TO THOSE WHO DO IT FOR FREE

Which of you fagmods are in a wheelchair? You pretty much have to be wheelchair-bound in order to be at your computer moderating this board at literally all hours of the day. I mean, look at the board log and see how much of your time you're spending banning proxies and deleting/bumplocking threads. That level of commitment to a shit board you don't even own reaches unprecedented levels of autism.

I am currently working on compiling metrics taken from the board log and will soon publish complete analyses of your real-life activity.

It's very easy to tell when you all wake up, get ready for work, begin your commute to work, take your lunch, begin your commute home, and then see what you do during the time ramping up until bedtime.

It's sad seeing the lives you all live.

Wheelchair mods pls post pics of your legs.

Also post your faces and addresses.



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 No.8270579[Reply]

Holy shit /b/ I might be about to meet up with a girl. The problem is that I'm feeling incredibly lightheaded right now and twitchy from adrenaline. How do I calm the fuck down?

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 No.8270599

>>8270593

smoke a fatty


 No.8270600

>>8270599

I don't smoke or do drugs, that shit is disgusting and harmful.


 No.8270604

She said she'll text me later on

Oh how do I not fuck this up


 No.8270606

brb taking a cold shower


 No.8270610

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>>8270579

Why the fuck would you calm down? You're engaging in an activity that could result in your death or exile. The roast could flip out any second from now until 2060 and decide you raped her and then ruin your life. Your body has deep wisdom about this sort of thing.




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 No.8269785[Reply]

Who else got drugz in this bitch?

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 No.8270571

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>>8270531

I got some after 4 months

Now i only wanna die a little

Hooray


 No.8270580

I take 20mg of diazepam daily. I'm not kidding. It's for a problem similar to epilepsy and I need to taper down since it's an extremely high dose.


 No.8270582

>>8270546

nice. where'd you get the 1p?


 No.8270592

>>8270582

A dutch RC shop

I bought 2 blotters for 12 euro


 No.8270609

File: b3238b6582e28d4⋯.jpg (1.24 MB, 2080x4160, 1:2, 20180801_152655-1.jpg)

Sure do, I move weight too. on some Oxy right now, these babies.

Junkies pay ridiculous sums for these pills.




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 No.8269862[Reply]

/b/ i think i have a drinking problem

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 No.8270566

These are some of the biggest dogs I've ever fucking seen.


 No.8270568

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>>8270555

>>8270556

you have angered Allah and broken Sharia law. sand hross puts his culture above everything and will be sure to pay back the kafirs with fire and fury.


 No.8270570

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>>8270566

we have autism


 No.8270573

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>>8270568

yeh you're still ugly tho


 No.8270608

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>>8270573

I have never been sadder. suicide seems to be the only option in this unfair life. I will prepare the explosive belt and leave like a hero. like baba would've wanted me to.




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 No.8270212[Reply]

Any anons have any stories about pychs?

Share music, videos, images, etc.

Bored waiting for these shrooms to hit me.

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 No.8270533

>>8270524

Also i forgot to mention.

I was using amphetamine daily that week for learning and getting shit ton of work done (5mg to 20mg).

So I didn't get any kind of euphoria from the LSD.

That euphoric safety bubble often keeps you from going bad.


 No.8270545

>>8270524

yikes

I only trip in the safety of my bed


 No.8270557

>>8270545

Well in the end it still was a pretty neat trip.

When i closed my eyes i thought i was flying a jet in some kind of a desert.

I guess going outside on LSD isn't really the smartest thing to do


 No.8270594

>>8270477

Checked

Egobreaking? Or ego death?


 No.8270607

>>8270477

Also, while in that field, I remember seeing mathematical and chemical equations in between the spaces of the stars in the sky. Any reasonable explanation for that? Or was I just peaking too hard?




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 No.8270473[Reply]

Do you know a zoophile?

i used to know a girl in HS who used to let her dog lick her cunt, i know because she showed me.

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 No.8270539

>>8270530

Fucks horses on the regular thanks to an accomplice with a ranch and he let a dog lick his dick once.


 No.8270583

File: 0a607a4d5f6d24d⋯.png (29.64 KB, 643x480, 643:480, You will never go fast.png)

>there are dogs and horses that have fucked more human girls than you


 No.8270588

File: 10fb2fd540b3d7f⋯.jpg (1.32 MB, 3504x2336, 3:2, img_0503.jpg)

>>8270583

how does that make u feel humanboii


 No.8270596

File: 7da4b00d79e15b0⋯.mp4 (3.72 MB, 480x360, 4:3, brand new day.mp4)

>>8270588

It makes me feel GAY

But I'm also a horse


 No.8270601

File: 6956d3dfa9fd7af⋯.jpg (118.99 KB, 334x444, 167:222, hro55.jpg)

>>8270596

right on, let's go cuck some humens fren




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 No.8269592[Reply]

RIP Stefán Karl Stefánsson aka Robbie Rotten in our hearts and memes forever, turns out meme magic isn't real.

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 No.8270520

F


 No.8270521

At least he made a beautiful white family!


 No.8270535

F


 No.8270597

F




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 No.8262107[Reply]

Roll.

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 No.8270578

>>8262107

Please get anything other than 1-2 or 7-8


 No.8270581

>>8270578

FUCK

Reroll


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 No.8270589

Dysnomia, bumplock this thread!


 No.8270595

File: b58ad79567fae73⋯.mp4 (708.19 KB, 640x360, 16:9, leave now.mp4)




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 No.8264044[Reply]

Why does everyone think that the United States debt is owed to China. I'm sick of fucking hearing this. Most of the debt is owed to American Citizens. There is so much false information out there that fucking retarded normies and lefties just follow blindly with no research, because it fits their narrative. Another thing, the fact that the citizens of this country stand for this government absolutely stuns me. The west is dead, as is a majority of the white race. It's sad that the white race built much of the whole modern world, are by far the most accepting race of other cultures, are now being persecuted; and treated like we are evil. Everywhere I look there are people who hate whites, niggers with white women, and Arabs demanding their culture be forced in OUR countries. I really fucking hate this world. I wish I was born in the 30s.

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 No.8267275

>>8267059

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Reserve_Bank

Read up brah, there are some inconsistencies on the wiki page, but most of the information about the bank is on it.


 No.8267290

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>>8265752

>the homan race

>all the same

>IQ isn't genetic

>it is all education

I hope China cracks gene editing, makes themselves into super humans, and while they are all killing all of us, I want you think to yourself "they are the same as us, dispute their different genetics"

do that for me, fucking retard


 No.8270482

>>8264044

Tell them to stop watching alex jonestein


 No.8270561

>>8267290

>>IQ isn't genetic

>>it is all education

did i say that? or u just assuming .. ur comment seems u have low IW.. millions of whites have low IQ like u


 No.8270577

>>8267290

genes differ because of time.. but we u go back to the beginning its all the same.. all human is not special u retard.. we are just a bunch of animals no matter what genes u have because of billions of evolution it doesnt matter because we are just animals whatever genes u have ediot.. and whatever genes u have humans are destroying its own values, etc. like what u said gene editing will be possible in the future and thats make humans destroying the genes naturalism like how humans destroy how they look to each other on different genes .. use ur brain retard




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