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You're given the opportunity to fuck a 14yo virgin qt or 14 24yo women.

which one you chose and why?

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You should pick the 14 year old. Don't listen to what the media says is pedo or not, they're all liars.



I know they are but it still wouldn't feel right as they are still developing mentally at that age



actually women stop developing mentally at that age



Both options are too old.

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Some OC, original file was about 20MB, so now I destroyed the quality.

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Amy is without doubt best girl


Michelle. All the rest are untermenchen.



Lern ma' Deutsch du Kanacke. Menschen schreibt man mit "sch"


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>all the guys going for Michelle but will claim they dont care that much about looks irl



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I will not be replying to this thread after creating it. I will not be bumping this thread

The survival of the this thread lies on you anons. You must bump this thread to keep it alive. Godspeed anon!

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and an sage


Oh fuck! Bump





(((Accidental bump)))



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>talking with a friend about which Disney princess is the most attractive and I say Ariel

>eeeew, she's like sixteen!


Ariel when she's a marmaid or when she has legs and can't speak?


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Either, does it matter?



How can you have sex with Ariel if she doesn't have a vagina because half of her body is a fish? I would say it matters



I can still rub my dick all over her face, can't I?

That's all that I really desire in "sex" nowadays.


>implying the best Disney princess isn't 15-year-old Jasmine

Your friend sounds like a massive feminist cuck. You should redpill him on how Chris Hansen is full of shit and anyone who says teenagers can't consent is a liberal retard who thinks they can decide what's good for everyone. Failing that, fuck his girlfriend because he's a cuck and deserves it.

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I only pay my Mexican $5 an hour.

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Thanks, now I'll spam this everywhere.



deport all whites to the north and send their niggers as baggage. take our ancestral lands back from these pale faced transvestites

fuck off back to europe all of you. rather buffalos and passenger pigeon than gop and facebook.


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>Whites were in north America first you idiot fool.

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you can only post your favorite webms

if it wasn't absolutely fucking awesome, don't even post it.

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I'll never get sick of the 2016 election. Say what you will about his recent actions but his election is a stick in the eye for the left and the butthurt he generates alone is worth it.


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How the wave-particle duality relates with the theory who claims that the universe is a simulation?

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This is ancient imageboard culture that all newfags need to know. Since 2012 it has been totally banned of 4chan and it is dying out. We need to revive it + it's super fun anyhow.

ITT: we have some fun and do some puzzles!

How to play:

1. Get GMASK from Archive.org (or google "Gmsk170E.exe"): https://web.archive.org/web/20170813072520/http://furumizo.net/tsu/gmaskd_e.htm or from here: https://files.catbox.moe/k614b9.rar

2. Find an image you want to share with us, this is an imageboard after all!

3. Make it into a puzzle like pic related

4. Post it for fun and despair!


GMASK for Dummies:

1. Select the area to be scrambled/unscrambled by click and drag. In most cases you'll need to select the entire image at once.

2. Use the View->Whole Image option to fit big images into the program window.

3. Because GMASK selects 8x8 pixels at a time it's wise to resize your pics in multiples of 8 to avoid leaving unmasked rows and columns.

4. Don't change the default program settings or nobody will be able to unscramble your pic.

5. Don't use more than 4 actions or nobody will have the patience to unscramble your pic.

GMASK Defaults:

- 8x8 size for all, negative FL mask,

- Q0 first 3 checked only,

- RGB all checked and using R->G->B->R.

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maybe you flipped the arse a bit too early


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shit, I think I mighta buggered up this one


anyways here is one more



u also buggered up ur lyfe


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Done the right one


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not surprising tbh, Houellebecq is pretty known abroad


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>no one wants a silent weirdo shoving a camera in their faces in public

>private property = public





just post the pic

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Beaner's do good yard work.

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>want to txt her

>don't know what

>she said she doesn't like when there is no reason or point on txts

I am not sure ehat it means, maybe she doesn't like just "Hi" type of messages but I don't really want to ask anything at the moment..

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>Finals week is here

>Have my last exam tomorrow

>Spent the last 3 days preoccupied with vidya and youtube and snorting blow all day instead of studying, because that's how I deal with stress

>Got next to no sleep last night, thanks coke.

>No problem though, I'll just go to bed really early today to make up for it

>realize it's past 1 am

>well shit, better go to bed now

>can't sleep

>get up, take a piss, pop some benzos for extra sleepiness

>can't sleep

>realize it's almost 3 am

>drink some kava tea with 3g of maeng da kratom mixed in

>can't sleep but also got a throbbing headache

>get up to get some more kratom

>can't even fucking walk straight at this point

>down another 3g kratom, a mix of two red strains 'cause they're supposed to help with pain or soemthing

>headache not as bad anymore, but still can't sleep

>It's almost 4 in the fucking morning

>have to carry the dread of knowing that I'm going to wake up brain dead and sleep-deprived

So how was your Monday night, /b/?


Worse than usual and yet better than usual



Nice OP

You're gonna fail ur exams probably. Let us know how you did regardless

I have big fat anal niggertits

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how tranny boy can do this?

look at round bubbles ass?


if slut tranny boy is shaking big round butt and teesing u how u stop and not just rape all his holes?

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I think that's visceratio.


I've had sex with 6 trannies that I can remember (I've fucked dozens of people and have lost track).

2 passed

4 didn't

Would do it again too

Never paid for any of it. We met at lgbt events (club events usually, you'd be amazed at how many of these people are not cool. Like they're losers…I mean honestly if you want to date a tranny but can't find one, seriously don't be intimidated to go to lgbt events. The people at them are 90% autists. Nothing to fear.) and danced, kissed, etc. We'd always find a hotel or a private room at the after party.


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post gay things

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Should I get a qt prison gf?

Do you think it's worth a shot?

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They don't have the offense info on jailbabes, you have to take their inmate number and do a search on that states prison database to get that info. Most of the ones I looked up had theft, drugs, and forgery/conspiracy. No rapists unfortunately. Wish you could search jailbabes by offense type.


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I would


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underrated post


I'm sure she'll get out and you'll get married and have a lovely perfect relationship, because Pretty Woman is reality and her getting back with her ex/pimp/dealer to rob and extort you or worse are just scary stories.



Latisha nigga. I would do completely loud sex with her right in the vagina.

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Stop wearing cargo shorts you nerd

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I hate shorts, everybody can see my hairy chicken legs



Jokes on you I lost my virginity in cargo pants



Nothing wrong with chicken legs as long as they are taned legs.


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>hairy chicken legs

Thats a simple fix anon

>drink lots of water

>eat something high in carbs and calories

that isn't junk food. Oat meal is a great option, cereal is shit.

>do squats

three reps should be the minimum

>eat more chicken and green vegetables

>drink even more water

Rinse and repeat two or three times a week and you'll slowly cease being a lanklet.


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If your advices will help me, I'll make vine for you

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Why people with basic mental disorders whine so much?, I beated my psychosis and never went "boo hoo m sad boo hoo im alone"

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>there are people who think out loud

There are people who masturbate in public as well, that doesn't mean they should be tolerated.



>I beated my psychosis

Except you still post here.



that makes zero sense, you autist. How does that analogy even apply


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