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We acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the board where we now post, pay respect to The Council and acknowledge the important role UNNA continue to play within our community.

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Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.310636[Reply]

Mooooooooooooooooooooo

MOOLD >>309885

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>>310717

Only a Cert III in Health Administration


 No.310722

Goodnight. I hope I can sleep tonight


 No.310723

>>310722

Good night




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 No.309885[Reply]

TEARS OF RAGE EDITION

>tfw you need to edit lowlyNEET's editions because after all these Gen's, some of them still can't work out how to format them.

Fucking NEETs.

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>>310634

>>310634

Hey #BO Cruisey i of sound body and mind here by formally request my flag name get changed back to "Nurofen Plus" as witnessed by >>310634 and >>310639


 No.310645

NEW THREAD

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>>310636

ATTENTION GRABBING RED TEXT


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>>310644

Well done Nuro. He will do it for you. I have faith in him. He is a good lad.


 No.310648

When I was about 15, I went on a school camp to the Grampians. I remember my school friends thinking I was weird because I laid down on a stone by a waterfall and started drinking the running water. It is slightly pink due to the minerals in the water, lots of iron. I couldn't stop drinking. I plunged my head beneath the flowing water and drank and drank. Was litres and litres, I was doing it for probably a quarter of an hour. It's still one of the most spiritual moments of my life.


 No.310649

FESTERING BUM RASH




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 No.309134[Reply]

Weekend coming up NEETs. What have you all got planned?

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 No.309894

smelly


 No.309895

anal


 No.309896

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>>309882

Fucking shit cunt

> the washers are all the same

> 12mm is standard

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck you bunnings and you tube I knew I needed a 10mm for this job

> clean old washer

> scrape rubber remains off

> run bare metal

Fixed for the mean time


 No.309897

bum


 No.309898

jar jar possum pickles pickles




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 No.308390[Reply]

Prepepe your angus, I'm coming in!

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 No.309142

DEADLY SKIN CANCER


 No.309144

THAT LOOKS LIKE


 No.309145

>>309121

first thing document everything, what was said,times dates, if anyone else was there etc


 No.309146

THE COMMON


 No.309147

>>309137

>doesn't smell right.

kek




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 No.307632[Reply]

Who likes parsnips? They go well in a roast.

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 No.308385

6+9=15


 No.308386

17x2=34


 No.308387

MATH


 No.308388

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>>308387

Too advanced for me


 No.308389

>>308388

I wouldn't know where to put the decimal point in




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 No.306877[Reply]

Who likes to eat Walnuts?

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 No.307634

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 No.307635

>>307149

If you've got the McDonalds app they've got a deal going for 24 chicken nuggets for $8. I plan on getting it some time this week plus I'll be making a couple of dipping sauces from scratch. Will post pics eventually.


 No.307636

>>307631

A Falcon, Holden Cruze and a Aurion.


 No.307637

>>307635

> from scratch

I hope scratch isn't your dog or cat


 No.307638

RED ANGRY EVIL BUM RASH




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 No.306100[Reply]

Error 404

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 No.306880

Do any of you do your tax yourself? I'm doing it tomorrow.


 No.306881

EVIL


 No.306882

BUM


 No.306883

RASH


 No.306884

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>>306865

>>306871

I forgot to post this from the other day from NAIDOC festival in Sydney. Deodorant stall for the white dogz.




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 No.305346[Reply]

Always was

Always will be

We're all gunna make it cuz

UNNA

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 No.306116

>>306112

Old reddit meme


 No.306117

BUM


 No.306118

RASH


 No.306119

>>306116

Your mum is an old reddit meme


 No.306120

IS




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 No.304600[Reply]

You always hear about breast cancer and heart disease on the TV, but what are they doing to raise awareness of NEET Bum Rash? Is it discrimination? I think yes.

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 No.305362

Cruisedog there is an illegal thread on the catalog.


 No.305363

>tfw no insecure gf


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 No.305365

>>305362

that's a nice cow though


 No.305366

BUM




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 No.303839[Reply]

All NEETs should aim for the bearded gardening man aesthetic. It exudes comfiness and authenticity.

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 No.304608

>>304606

It probably is one of those companies.


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>>304321

>lung function test

Did she caress your bosom?


 No.304613

Permanently scarring bum rash




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 No.303082[Reply]

When they look back they will only see incomprehensible images and three word phrases that even their greatest decipherers will be stumped by.

Emoji's are the future of language. They are global and have meaning based on feel.

True communication is only accessible through feel, through meme.

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 No.303854

BEARD RASH


 No.303855

WEBER BUM DELICACY


 No.303856

>>303852

>His teeth

A bit worrying.


 No.303857

>>303847

Everything here is real. It was well written, I think there may be truth to it, same as the one about him picking that guy up from Nimbin


 No.303858

>>303853

10 times




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 No.302320[Reply]

As the hands of time begin to feel as though they are moving faster, don't forget that every day is still a new one and you are capable of anything.

The best times of your life consist of just moments and you have ample opportunity to create new best days of your life.

Happy Birthday, don't fall off your stool gramps.

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 No.303105

Poo


 No.303106

Bum


 No.303107

>>303102

If I still had all my fancy memes I could communicate properly to that.


 No.303108

Rash


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 No.301582[Reply]

We must pursue our desires wherever they take us. When life presents us with a sordid and perverse opportunity we must grab at it with both hands. In such ways are the gods best pleased.

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 No.302344

>>302342

Do you have haemrhoids ?


 No.302345

>>302342

Get it checked out


 No.302346

>>302339

Rebecca's juicy thighs speaks pure dreamtime.


 No.302347

It could just be


 No.302348

BUM RASH




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 No.300835[Reply]

True class needs to go all the way to your toes.

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 No.301590

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>Ruskies still making these things

Since 1965


 No.301591

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 No.301592

>>301587

What a thoughtful NEET.


 No.301593

BUM RASH


 No.301594

Anal Vale




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