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File: fc8f9103006c9f7⋯.png (109.88 KB, 500x332, 125:83, mountaindewbottlespepe.png)

 No.265[Reply]

Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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 No.164900[Reply]

Life is a journey, not a destination.

Our most kind and humble NEET is about to turn from a child to a 28 year old adolescent.

Soft and serious is only the beginning.

It is often hard to have a real conversation with you, more so than most of the other NEETs but I want you to know that we are all very proud of you NK.

Onward and upward.

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>>165158

m8 if he gets smart just punch him in the face and tell him to shut the fuck up


 No.165161

File: 80a1bb529bbdde5⋯.jpg (153.24 KB, 960x691, 960:691, kfc-bucket.jpg)

>>165151

Goddammit, now you've triggered me. I'm heading to KFC right now, and I'm coming back with a bucket.


 No.165162

>>165161

Jesus Christ, Monk. Might as well smash a slab while you're at it.


 No.165163

>>165161

You earned it m8.


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 No.164146[Reply]

Where were you a year ago NEETs?

Has your life changed, if so how?

Have you changed in yourself?

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 No.164904

>>164898

He wouldn't know.

What are you implying?


 No.164905

>>164903

I've switched mine up to a Monday morning shave so it doesn't feel like I'm doing wagie things on the weekend


 No.164906

>>164903

No.2 and make sure you get between the scrot and the leg.


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 No.164908

bum rash




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 No.163394[Reply]

Another weekend approaches NEETs. Time to recharge the mental and spiritual batteries by reconnecting with family, friends, nature and community.

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 No.164151

>>164136

>tfw no all NEET IT department job

We should have one of us get the rest of us hired and slowly take over a company.


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 No.164153

fungal infection


 No.164154

toe jam


 No.164155

bum rash




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 No.162641[Reply]

I love getting porked for dinner. Or any meal really.

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 No.163396

Bum gash


 No.163397

Bum rush


 No.163398

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 No.163399

Bum pash


 No.163400

Bum rash




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 No.161889[Reply]

How are you NEETs going tonight?

Do you have something more interesting to say than how much goon you have drunk?

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 No.162643

whoever makes the new thread Don't forget to include the link to the new thread on this one


 No.162644

stop shit posting so they can link the new thread people


 No.162645

>>162601

At least it's not tuna and rice


 No.162646

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 No.162647

not many posts left…




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 No.161134[Reply]

And so ends another week for the NEETs

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 No.161888

>>161864

tbqh nationalism doesn't make any sense for shit tier countries - the whole point if nationalism is for first world countries to keep shitty third worlder's from dragging them down.


 No.161890

>>161886

I have just sent an email to Quilton (care of ABC Tissue) informing that recently their 4-ply 'King Size Gold' toilet paper has been smearing my shit around instead of wicking it away from my delicate balloon knot.


 No.161891

>>161890

Disgusting


 No.161892

>>161888

It dragged Germany out of stagflation..


 No.161893

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 No.160375[Reply]

I'm so, so sorry, NEETs.

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 No.161135

>>161132

I give a fuck about them too.

Deep down they are nice NEETs as well.


 No.161136

>>161130

>I try and become relatable and accepted

What is the real you underneath all of that?


 No.161137

>>161135

>Deep down they are nice NEETs as well.

There is no basis for that assumption.


 No.161138

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 No.161139

File: 385ff6cb531240e⋯.jpg (174.81 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, 1200px-Goalball_vid_Paraly….jpg)

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File: 96c0354babb56db⋯.jpg (727.92 KB, 5171x2034, 5171:2034, GS_Rio2016_Day6_GBall_Aust….jpg)

At first I thought this was sort of cool, then I looked up pictures of it and now am slightly aroused.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-10-05/goalball-a-sport-for-the-blind-but-not-faint-hearted/10339538




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 No.159630[Reply]

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 No.160385

Bum mash


 No.160386

Link the new thread cunt


 No.160387

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 No.160388

>>160735


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 No.158865[Reply]

Keep at it NEETs. Get that nasty goon and all of Dan's other poisons right out of your life. You will feel a lot better, and be a better poster on the Gen too.

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 No.159625

>>159622

I don't even think he's actually human


 No.159626

>>159618

I guessed correctly.


 No.159627

>>159623

Sometimes I use my shit as shaving foam, sometimes my cum, depends how tumescenced I am


 No.159628

>>159624

It is an accurate representation of how I feel NK looks.


 No.159629

>tfw no new thread

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 No.158092[Reply]

The rules are there to guide you good for nothing NEETs. They are barriers to keep you in line for your own damn good.

The Council is a caring and compassionate massa, yes sir. We do what is right, right for everyone. Know your place, it has been the way of the gen for many a year and it is just from following divine will.

You can get gooned and wank in the protective confides of the gen but you better not step out of line or BO will whip your NEETmeat til it's nothing more than a globular jelly.

Stop posting outside of the gen and abide by the rules.

If you can't learn right from wrong on your own, you will need to be taught.

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 No.158868

Magnum Aboriginal Dong


 No.158869

I wonder what NK does for work


 No.158870

>>158864

That's twice as much and will only keep you fed for an hour or so. Plus you will have sub par poo's.

I had two wraps at 1 and I'm still not particularly hungry.


 No.158871

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 No.158872

bum rash




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 No.157334[Reply]

Well you work to earn a living

But on weekends comes the time

You can do what ever turns you on

Get out and clear your mind

Me, I like football

But there's a lot of things around

When you line them up together

The footy wins hands down

Up there Cazaly

In there and fight

Out there and at 'em

Show 'em your might

Up there Cazaly

Don't let 'em in

Fly like an angel

You're out there to win

Up there Cazaly

You're out there to win

In there and at 'em

Don't let 'em in

Up there Cazaly

Show 'em your height

Fight like the devil

The crowd's on your side

Up there Cazaly

In there and fight

Out there and at 'em

Show 'em your might

Up there Cazaly

Show 'em your height

Fight like the devil

The crowd's on your side

The crowd's on your side.

Congrats Eagles.

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 No.158104

>>158095

I want to get in to a habit of going to the shops twice a week and getting two days worth of lunch, then making it at work. Then maybe having Friday as a junk food day.

A lot of my job is on a phone so we don't go out for that but the smokers get to go out pretty much whenever they want to have one and that's only 5 - 10 mins but over a day that can be the best part of an hour.


 No.158105

>>158102

You can go eat your packed lunch on a bench in a park.


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 No.158107

bum pash


 No.158111

>>158104

Yeah, smokers give me the shits. I had a manager once who smoked 2 hours out of 8. He had the audacity to review other peoples' output.




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 No.156578[Reply]

Happy Birthday to our favourite rapist, 28 today. Enjoy those bush chooks mate.

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 No.157330

>>157325

and yet your posting false information to a chan board?? good stuff m8, ha ha


 No.157331

>>157330

False information in peer-reviewed papers?


 No.157332

new thread needed neets


 No.157333

new thread needed

bum rash




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 No.155823[Reply]

How many of you have got that NEET body looking ready for the beach this summer?

Better get to it boys, it is not too late.

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 No.156577

>>156573

>>156574

I was hoping I'd somehow missed a famous neetup


 No.156579

>>156575

cities skylines


 No.156580

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 No.156581

>>156573

What if they were two personalities of some other NEET?


 No.156582

>>156576

This is part of his character arc, he will reappear as a monster the likes of which have never been seen in this land




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 No.155051[Reply]

The Time has come some say but let that not stop us

We are above what they all say

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>>154291

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 No.155826

>>155822

A 4 pack of premix and a bottle of shiraz.


 No.155827

>>155825

It sounds like a recipe for misery, not enjoyment.


 No.155828

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>>155826

>>155827

Combining our passions often creates the best result.


 No.155829

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 No.155830

bum rash




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