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/ausneets/ - Aus NEETs

The bored four Aussie neats


Winner of the 67rd Attention-Hungry Games
/ara/ - Mothercon

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Board rules

1. The board is for all people of a NEET mindset, even if they are currently employed or studying. Excessive attempts to ostracise people based on their status or to spark divisive discussions about who is and who is not a “real NEET” will not be tolerated.

2. No doxxing. This includes no remarks about the EXIF data of photos posted, and no pointing out of personal information accidentally left in photos. No going to unreasonable lengths to determine where a person lives based on photos or videos they have posted. No chilling of peoples confidence in their anonymity by joking about your potential to dox them. If you think someone has unintentionally left personal information in their post please report the post with an explanation, do not point it out publicly on the board.

3. No impersonating another NEET.

4. Pornographic images and images containing nudity or near-nudity of a sexual nature must always be spoilered. No dumping of porn images for no good purpose. No use of disgusting pornography just to shock people.

5. No CP or images of children posted for sexual purposes, even if they are not naked or in sexual poses. This includes drawn images which look under-age. No Pedo talk.

6. Images containing gore or anything else likely to shock or disgust must be spoilered. You must have a very good reason for posting gore and not post much of it.

7. Images containing the contents of a toilet bowl must be spoilered and must be accompanied by text clearly explaining they are an image of the contents of a toilet bowl.

8. No unreasonable personal insults. This board is not a “safe space”, and banter and honesty are allowed and in fact are essential, but there is no need to be personally insulting to an individual who does not deserve it. Do not cross the line.

9. No threats of violence against other posters or anyone else. No threats made as jokes. The authorPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

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It's the end of the week, wagies and NEETs alike are tired, but not to worry, the weekend is here and we can all relax now.

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Up and at 'em, you long haired layabouts.



I just had a wank


Eating Aldi sweet chilli & sour cream flavoured chips



What a nutritious breakkky



Have a goon too

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Congratulations to our farmer NEET on his bumper crop, enjoy it mate.

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Good on you for resisting the temptation










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Any of you NEETs have Viking roots? NEETs are a lot like Vikings, pilfering Dan's for goon.

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dumb dumbs


cum cums

in your

tum tums









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Because some of you NEETs seem to love that wog shit.

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Bum Rash

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Congrats to NK's sister from the Gen.

God willing ol' rapey won't make a scene.

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well remember when Hitler's Birthday is



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A lot of you NEETs have been running around like headless chooks of late, you need to slow down a bit and appreciate your surroundings, look up a the stars in the night sky, listen to some good music, go out and see some nature. Life is short, make good use of it.

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NEETs always yell and make fun of me



And why is that NEET?


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After all the silliness and argy-bargy of the past few days from both sides, I think it would be a good idea to embrace the hippy values of peace and love. Let's stop trying to set ourselves against each other and show a bit of unity.

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This gen isn't over yet NEETs.


Where have you all got to?


Big old


Stinky and sweaty



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You lowlyNEETs better get with the fucking program or you'll be out on your asses quick smart.

Don't mention the war. Well, yeah, you better fucking not. The hierarchical order of things is not to be messed with, this is divine order, this is the way it was always supposed to be.

>It's not fair, muh freedums of speech

Life's fucking hard baby, maybe if you work really hard you can reach the level where you can dictate the divine order of NEETdom upon the lowlyNEETs.

This is not a democracy and if you ever tasted that sweet, sweet power you would understand too.

All praise the New NEET Order.

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Drug resistant




someone post the angry boong next to the police officer



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You wagies need to chill out and stop with the stressing. Take your full hour lunch break for once. Give the HR lady an accidental grope as you bump past her outside the kitchenette. Live a little.

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Soothing Lotion


For My


Big Old


Bum Rash

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The schoolkids and wagies are all returning to school and work now, but summer goes on, let's appreciate it while it lasts NEETs.

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Prove it


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bum rash

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I want to know more of your opinions of who is this and that.

Shire is the most masculine, Monk thinks he is but Shire has a stoic cold edge that makes you think.. A guy like that.. you just know.

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I'll give you a green Zooper Dooper if you dont over react






He liked the patty of it, but barely touched the bun.


bum rash



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In this thread we remember the many British people that lost there lives in the successful invasion of Australia.

So please on this day give thanks to the people who were able to civilise this land.

Also remember no one likes are sore loser. Just because the Boongs lost there is no reason to get all angry about it.

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You need to rein yourself in before those suits stop fitting.



I bet you posed for them all.


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I hope you are all surviving this heat.

The Council may have to whip up an extra large batch of their soothing lotion for the NEETs to cool down in.

You have better all been saving your strength for tonight's meeting, get some cool packs in the freezer for your wrists and remember, giving each other a hand is what we are all here for.

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Are you an empty NEET? Tell us about the void inside of you.

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stabbed loins



I had one of their beef roasts, it was terrible. I gave it to the dog.

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