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Increased page count from 1 to 25 lol. Also enabled posters to self delete.

File: 87b2459591ecce5⋯.jpg (25.31 KB, 480x320, 3:2, umaru62.jpg)

a3cf9c  No.1684[Reply]

Hello, I am currently the Board Owner.

Free speech rules apply: don't spam and don't post illegal stuff.

1. "Spam" is flooding with an image or a copy-pasta.

2. "Illegal stuff" is whatever doesn't pass the Dost test.

The punishment for violating the board rules is a temporary ban ranging from one day to one week, or simply deletion of the stuff without issuing a ban, whichever action is most appropriate in that case.

Board log: https://8ch.net/log.php?board=abc

Dost test: https://8ch.net/dost.html

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000000  No.1833


She is much worse than adorable.

File: 10efc788c9fc14d⋯.png (22.67 KB, 90x300, 3:10, misc-epic-fail-guy.png)

7ac19d  No.1808[Reply]



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000000  No.1834



56beb2  No.1835


Why would she have a penis?

000000  No.1837


Maybe she's a trap.

6e5bba  No.1958


But then he wouldn't be a she

339dcb  No.1960



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ad9ed5  No.1908[Reply]

>Sorry. Tor users can't upload files on this board.

>becomes a moderator of a tor board

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f80951  No.1924

Since when have genital warts been an issue between siblings?

669222  No.1927



Share the love.

6d20b1  No.1951

File: f2fcb21e6c4edbd⋯.jpg (42.66 KB, 419x357, 419:357, 177a.jpg)

This has nothing at all to do with anything in this thread, but - here it is.

b9f1bc  No.1953

File: 60df60c687052b4⋯.jpg (43.08 KB, 740x492, 185:123, umaru190.jpg)


Who's in there? What's in there?

9c84e0  No.1959


Open the booby-tapped door and find out, faggot.

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78a1f7  No.1954[Reply]

I don't know where the other banner thread went*, so here's a new one.

Ponefags, all 1 of you, entertain me and make an /abc/ ponebanner. Same goes for pedofags but keep it legal or I ban your child molesting asses!

* Page count was 1. So now I know.

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66c433  No.1956

File: e143a0951ea9ec8⋯.jpg (50.76 KB, 666x500, 333:250, 114.jpg)

Her's my contribution.

No need to thank me. My pleasure.

78a1f7  No.1957

File: 9f10c7a4893c909⋯.jpg (83.35 KB, 526x740, 263:370, umaru175.jpg)


I can't accept that because it's not 300x100. And also because it's shit.

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97e864  No.1918[Reply]

>think someone saged my thread

>turns out they just wrote their real email into the field

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20ec79  No.1938

Guess what i just did into a hankie?

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000000  No.1955


Flu snot?

File: 4bde61285ad6cbe⋯.png (562.79 KB, 747x843, 249:281, flutters with great hair.png)

44612a  No.1940[Reply]

Add IDs to this board. I want to laugh at the resident spammer.

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0a35a8  No.1945

File: 12fa8f1a892590c⋯.jpg (92.78 KB, 494x740, 247:370, umaru158.jpg)

Well shit. All it took to kill the pedopoo spammer was enabling flags and IDs? Everything is so unreliable nowadays, even the trolls.

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0a35a8  No.1948

File: dae61e8216d8faf⋯.jpg (35.89 KB, 387x500, 387:500, umaru11.jpg)


Don't break the rules, pedofriend.

77e38d  No.1949

File: fd354a625c7f44d⋯.jpg (30.99 KB, 246x223, 246:223, 134b.jpg)



What was the image?

0a35a8  No.1950

File: 1d517c7c39d7b17⋯.jpg (19.9 KB, 474x355, 474:355, CP.jpg)


>What was the image?

File: 5921f219ca8012a⋯.gif (106.27 KB, 347x347, 1:1, raritynotimpressed.gif)

9aa6c8  No.1877[Reply]

>/b/ alt attempt

>I'm the only one posting

Every time.

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86b8f5  No.1907

File: b0ea8d0e5e6f139⋯.jpg (47.72 KB, 365x522, 365:522, 137a.jpg)

I am happy

000000  No.1910


You don't look happy. Post some Dysnomia memes for me. Or I ban you.

c1f2ce  No.1912

File: 156c5607a75682e⋯.jpg (19.26 KB, 365x374, 365:374, 018a.jpg)


Who is Dysnomia?

39af60  No.1913

File: 698f1f80b6203ad⋯.jpg (19.75 KB, 335x507, 335:507, 022b.jpg)



"He who must not be named"

fbe41c  No.1917

I love this thread, simply because:

1] No one reads a single post

2] No one has ever replied to a single post.

It's pure cancer, in its purest form ever.


Be proud.

You are going God's work.

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e00d4d  No.1860[Reply]


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018c06  No.1872

File: 698f1f80b6203ad⋯.jpg (19.75 KB, 335x507, 335:507, 022b.jpg)


Can i squeeze in here too?


65381b  No.1873


Please stop being so cruel to dysnomia... it's not his fault his parents are siblings!

594ccd  No.1874

File: cd96f7157abfb2d⋯.jpg (84.82 KB, 626x559, 626:559, 005.jpg)

e3a905  No.1875


Could be a Nigger


e0b36b  No.1876

Let's all sing this classic camp-fire sing-a-long together, shall we?

Holy Diver

Rides the Tiger

With shiny diamonds

In a Child's Vagina


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b3a3e8  No.1864[Reply]

Hope to see your shitty board end up on some local town news site next to a picture of your gross ass face in your official police photo :^)

No lie cunt I actually sent this pathetic excuse of a board through the FBI tip page, attached with an archive.org link, then added that they can contact the admins who can hand over any data necessary. You dun goofed.

72d6a8  No.1865

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Sometimes... this.

b17488  No.1866

File: 32af5bdd5b96c00⋯.jpg (61.81 KB, 529x562, 529:562, umaru121.jpg)


Umarus will never be the same.

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2f3c58  No.1839[Reply]

It's Friday! Let's celebrate this weekly occurrence by posting the highest quality Umaru waifus!

Hey you, reading this! Do you want to be an umaruposting internet badass like me? Do you want to spread the umarulight and umarutruth to the heathens of the seven chans? Here's your once-in-a-lifetime chance! Download the Umaru Shitposting Set and start posting the cuties today!


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2f3c58  No.1853

File: cdcf69bdc248726⋯.jpg (56.78 KB, 564x846, 2:3, umaru53.jpg)



The Umaru forgives all haters. For such is its gentle nature.

fdac47  No.1856

File: 8f2743c6cdea654⋯.jpg (9.03 KB, 329x329, 1:1, 006.jpg)

2f3c58  No.1857

File: 570cfc73aaf7b96⋯.jpg (40.38 KB, 1001x1001, 1:1, umaru55.jpg)


Confronted with the Umaru's kindness you realize your insults are nothing more than internalized anger. Let go of your anger and escape the darkness of your hate. Embrace the Umaru and it will guide you to the light.

a27518  No.1858

File: c5b5c956601d25d⋯.jpg (32.98 KB, 413x560, 59:80, 006b.jpg)


Forgive me... i am nothing but a giant cock.

2f3c58  No.1859

File: 69438695f73c180⋯.jpg (247.34 KB, 1400x700, 2:1, 69438695f73c1807b354abacf8….jpg)


At least you're not a giant pussy, my feathered friend.

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96a668  No.1749[Reply]


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000000  No.1836


Don't be cute with me pedofag I can see into your perverse mind.

5d7993  No.1850



Are you a prophet?

326915  No.1852

File: d2a35232f18d22d⋯.jpg (84.41 KB, 768x773, 768:773, 094.jpg)


NO! I am a little girl, and I have come to smile at you innocently! Be terrorized!

ae9ec5  No.1854

File: 69fc5bc4ff1cfe7⋯.jpg (144.68 KB, 648x638, 324:319, umaru75.jpg)


>Be terrorized!

You're on the wrong board bucko, this ain't /b/. Though I have to say, she is showing a bit too much armpit skin. Post well dressed girls from now on (at least 3 layers of clothes, not counting the burqa) or I must regrettably shadowban you.

8a8a9c  No.1855

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754bc9  No.1696[Reply]

Lel what a shit attempt at a b alternative

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b623c9  No.1707

File: cbe1e1a1182c39e⋯.jpg (2.04 KB, 93x94, 93:94, 023b.jpg)

Thanks. We do our best you know?

a0c6a5  No.1708

Holy fuck I'm getting seizures from this CSS. But I hope this board or another /b/ alternative takes off, because /b/ has been totally destroyed by rulecuckery and faggot power drunk mods.

82921a  No.1712

File: 65ca3c7a599ffef⋯.jpg (69.29 KB, 566x533, 566:533, 085.jpg)

109052  No.1838

Straight to second slip, takes the catch, out for 5

ef7cec  No.1842


When the thought of being makes you want to... yeah

40ade7  No.1690[Reply]

Fine, maybe you salvage something from the pedo filled graveyard of a board. Good luck, maybe you will be a better moderator than I was.


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000000  No.1816

How many lg pics do you have you pedo?

c31ebf  No.1822

File: 5490cbefd29ed2b⋯.jpg (18.67 KB, 270x361, 270:361, 020.jpg)

000000  No.1823


Ugh! How many hamburgers can you fit in there at a time?

ad99e9  No.1824

File: 1934a0838670858⋯.jpg (121.13 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 092.jpg)


Not enough, obviously

e32927  No.1826

File: 9b6fc9eab300ee6⋯.jpg (162.86 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, 091.jpg)

File: 2a52bebc1d46d98⋯.jpg (121.43 KB, 720x720, 1:1, 057.jpg)

Does POTUS Gump actually eat brugers too?

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7c8b71  No.1761[Reply]

Slow dumping of gf's in progress, please wait...

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7c8b71  No.1804

File: e7927bb82f84bd0⋯.png (12.01 KB, 558x432, 31:24, e7927bb82f84bd0fc32e5d33b9….png)

7c8b71  No.1805

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7c8b71  No.1806

File: fc70ec741798e47⋯.png (5.58 KB, 956x809, 956:809, fc70ec741798e47a3b484074c2….png)

44621c  No.1810

File: a6cdea58ca26772⋯.jpg (35.35 KB, 580x435, 4:3, a6cdea58ca267727abf781189d….jpg)


>i like that your penis is large

7e5d03  No.1811

File: 9851df01707042b⋯.jpg (31.7 KB, 450x396, 25:22, 002a.jpg)

This thread

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5dbdee  No.1754[Reply]


552390  No.1758

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