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File: 60f0017d60a7feb⋯.jpg (191.87 KB, 740x740, 1:1, umaru95.jpg)

dd5a39  No.3267[Reply]

As of today, all shitposting will be prohibited on /abc/. Simply, I had enough of your shit. No more poop, no more poopoo poneys, no more negative shit you post only to bring down others. Starting today, /abc/ will become a place of cleanliness and tidiness and salubrity representing the shift in 8chan's attitude towards toxic fecal flood. /b/ already made this step and so too has /b2/: why should /abc/ be lesser? Why should /abc/ not strive to rise to the top and forge a path of moral good and righteousness without puddles of shit stalking our every footstep? If we must live in a toilet then let it be a clean one! Let the Great Flushing commence!



File: 69b840a482ef138⋯.jpg (53.2 KB, 652x960, 163:240, gamer_dating.jpg)

9e134d  No.3293[Reply]

Why is being a gamer second only to being an altright member to liberals?

a52c3d  No.3295

File: bef2fbf59b18605⋯.jpg (29.41 KB, 300x393, 100:131, 023be.jpg)


817daf  No.3297

Is this the one they call "Enema Man"?


ec9f3e  No.3302

Because gamers are immature, just like the alt-right.


a6a8f2  No.3304

So long as gamers wear diapers, then everything is OK.




File: 5fee2e4aeea0b7d⋯.jpg (37.92 KB, 584x468, 146:117, m001.jpg)

25ee37  No.3159[Reply]

I know this is mittens, but who the hell is that?

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97f235  No.3234

>>3233

Dear dubs... please stop posting this... 'person's ' face... it greatly disturbs me on a deeply spiritual level... for how can that possibly be fully-human? "When cross-breeding between species" goes wrong?


28e097  No.3286

Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln


b091bf  No.3294

File: a46649dbe2182a8⋯.gif (192.28 KB, 265x259, 265:259, m002zzz.gif)

>>3286

What a sexy beast!


be8ffb  No.3296

File: be9e7f751349ee8⋯.jpg (51.43 KB, 591x441, 197:147, 023bj.jpg)

My name is Jackson Merriweather, and did someone mention rape...?


a8a346  No.3303

Eat my retarded asshole eat my disabled asshole

eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshole eat my disabled asshPost too long. Click here to view the full text.




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2a6b06  No.3298[Reply]

I killed off my imaginary QT oppai loli OC waifu gurlfren thinking it would improve my health, but now I just feel sad and ronery.

67e087  No.3299

>>3298

Well, la de frickin dah


000000  No.3300

>>3298

Better her than you.


377f59  No.3301

File: 2026fd3bec4d6dc⋯.gif (369.96 KB, 117x104, 9:8, 000o0i.gif)

I am such a gigantic faggot, that I am currently listening to

Bach's Violin Concerto for 3 violins, strings & b.c. in D major, BWV 1064 - I. Allegro.

And I am enjoying it.

Fuck you.




File: f9cbdf596b17c1d⋯.mp4 (12.19 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, WHAT_ABOUT_THE_MEMES.mp4)

da531f  No.3196[Reply]

Who is mittens?

7 posts and 10 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

5fc83c  No.3218

>>3213

How can I ban myself?


7ebf35  No.3231

File: e5e233f60faa067⋯.gif (152.4 KB, 265x259, 265:259, m002z.gif)

Mittens is Love, diapers!


3ff02e  No.3289

>>3231

Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln


bf82c2  No.3291

File: 5528b2c8073e517⋯.jpg (41.11 KB, 614x448, 307:224, m002e.jpg)


bf82c2  No.3292

File: a46649dbe2182a8⋯.gif (192.28 KB, 265x259, 265:259, m002zzz.gif)

>>>/baaa/




File: 375a07ef8259155⋯.png (28.65 KB, 532x555, 532:555, Anon 1.png)

be37bb  No.3226[Reply]

me

d05fb4  No.3230

File: b5678c43e79fdb3⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 452x353, 452:353, m002d.jpg)

File: b24b5c4092a70da⋯.jpg (69.11 KB, 576x432, 4:3, m002a.jpg)

File: 5fee2e4aeea0b7d⋯.jpg (37.92 KB, 584x468, 146:117, m001.jpg)

me

DIAPERS!


9f9f02  No.3290

>>3230

Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln




File: 0170e067d2e4cf3⋯.jpg (72.43 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 3b89789af9837038586592120f….jpg)

330584  No.3235[Reply]

Take a bite anon! It's smooth and chunky, just how you like it.

e54a05  No.3239

File: e5e233f60faa067⋯.gif (152.4 KB, 265x259, 265:259, m002z.gif)

>>3235

At least it's the same colour that I am.


68b4e3  No.3288

>>3239

Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln




File: d22a8398b57c336⋯.png (8.63 KB, 500x500, 1:1, rocket-1-featured-2.png)

a7cf31  No.3113[Reply]

umaru and other /abc/ers:

Come post at https://spacechan.xyz/b/ plox

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000000  No.3228

>>3222

Nice trips fren. But you never explained what the VileChan panda represents.


68f3a1  No.3229

File: b5678c43e79fdb3⋯.jpg (27.77 KB, 452x353, 452:353, m002d.jpg)

>>3228

They represent DIAPERS!


bcad19  No.3237

>>3222

Old BO here, he is a spoof of Po from Kung Fu Panda.


811b06  No.3264

>>3237

Poo?


f78718  No.3287

>>3229

Vergewaltigung Affe in Windeln




File: 3e59b2d581b3328⋯.jpg (78.61 KB, 822x724, 411:362, kitty_feels.jpg)

48e55d  No.3282[Reply]

feels thread

c8b432  No.3284

File: 6616ed987f06986⋯.gif (2.87 MB, 400x348, 100:87, life-is-a-journey.gif)


c8b432  No.3285

>>3284

The ultimate in feels




File: 7afe9aacf0ec3d5⋯.jpg (18.35 KB, 298x239, 298:239, 023d.jpg)

d4f5fb  No.2048[Reply]

Vote 1 PPTP as POTUS 2020 Here!

(BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME, I VOTE "NO")
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2b90f9  No.3177

File: ba73791aafbd0d7⋯.jpg (33.28 KB, 413x354, 7:6, 023c1.jpg)

File: 81ec19fba61fd60⋯.jpg (12.58 KB, 300x250, 6:5, 023c2.jpg)

File: 7afe9aacf0ec3d5⋯.jpg (18.35 KB, 298x239, 298:239, 023d.jpg)

File: d4378c02181bdb5⋯.jpg (21.9 KB, 312x258, 52:43, 023d1.jpg)

File: 591a50a7a819567⋯.jpg (65.15 KB, 561x416, 561:416, 023d2.jpg)

NEVAR FORGAT


e4b92c  No.3178

>>3177

i forgot about her


60a197  No.3280

File: 47f7aa8905af373⋯.jpg (22.78 KB, 344x392, 43:49, pptp01ooo.jpg)

File: fc77a9e4e52af7e⋯.jpg (144.17 KB, 1162x836, 581:418, pptp02ooo.jpg)

File: c6a78856d258d31⋯.jpg (38.78 KB, 578x565, 578:565, pptp03ooo.jpg)

File: cf65e2e621299c2⋯.jpg (15.86 KB, 300x233, 300:233, pptp04ooo.jpg)

1.1. In the begginning was the Word, and the Word was Poo {Gk. "Skubalon" - dung or excrement}.

1.2. And Lo, it came to pass, one almighty large loggeth from the bowels of Thine nether regions {Gk. "Koilia"}, that was shaped not unlike a creature of esquine proportions.

1.3. Behold, out of something was created the One, the only, Poo Poo the Pony, shall he now be named (questioning his gender, shall ye not!)

1.4. All who ride upon the strength of his gilded loins, shalst never need know the urge to shit in the life to come. Amen.

1.5. Poo Poo the Pony took upon himself the urge to deficate away from universal mankind, for the glory of the creater Poo.

1.6. So spoketh the great prophet, "Only the pure of bowel may enter the Kingdom without poo", as they ride to eternal glory atop the rampart back of such a noble steed as this.

1.7. And Lo, the people did rejoice, and much mead and merriment did ensue, for their rejoicing at a poo-less eternity was great.

1.8. Poo Poo the Pony walks amongst us, often unseen, but the incense of his scent {Gk. "Reyach"} in his passing is unmistakable.

1.9. Then, one day, it came to pass,

1.10. The Great Day of the Coming of the White Toilet Paper Cleansing;

1.11. When all who are stained brown with sin will have their poo cleansed away, because of the poo-pitiatory sacrifice {"wrath-averting sacrifice from excrement"} that has been laid upon Poo Poo the Pony. Glory.

1.12. Riding with cleansed clothing into an eternal poo-free life.

1.13. And Lo, the people did grin.

1.14. Poo Poo did whinnie excitedly, and flung his sauce amongst the unbelieving infidels {Gk. "Tsachanah" - to the unbeliever, it will be an unleasant odour}.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.(USER WAS BANNED FOR LITERAL SHITPOSTING IN CONTRAVENTION TO THE BOARD DECISION NUMBER 3267 PARAGRAPH 1)


599176  No.3281

>>3280

Thanks for fixing the hyper realistic one.


6e29b0  No.3283

File: c6a78856d258d31⋯.jpg (38.78 KB, 578x565, 578:565, pptp03ooo.jpg)




File: 7afe9aacf0ec3d5⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 18.35 KB, 298x239, 298:239, 023d.jpg)

File: 0170e067d2e4cf3⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 72.43 KB, 800x450, 16:9, 3b89789af9837038586592120f….jpg)

File: 5fee2e4aeea0b7d⋯.jpg (Spoiler Image, 37.92 KB, 584x468, 146:117, m001.jpg)

6e2224  No.3268[Reply]

Fuck you umaru

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS SHIT)
3 posts and 2 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

6a0dd7  No.3275

File: f6fdaf659405a8d⋯.jpg (65.44 KB, 650x975, 2:3, umaru96.jpg)

>>3273

Don't make me ban you for excessive negativity. Let's be more positive.

s/Tism Nazis/Fun Team/g


09019f  No.3276

File: 7c5b9f73bbeea1e⋯.jpg (16.99 KB, 314x430, 157:215, 023bi.jpg)

>>3275

(USER WAS BANNED FOR EXCESSIVE NEGATIVITY)

6a0dd7  No.3277

File: a60f0929bdb5de1⋯.jpg (133.01 KB, 740x493, 740:493, umaru149.jpg)

>>3276

Send me an email explaining why you don't like umaru cuties. I want to understand your cutephobia. If your language is groveling, eloquent and respectful I'll remove your current bans out of the kindness of my heart.


20020d  No.3278

>>3275

>sed


9503d9  No.3279

File: 8e67716452f2b42⋯.jpg (26.97 KB, 414x414, 1:1, 025c.jpg)




File: f4ad53bcc112522⋯.png (201.04 KB, 600x494, 300:247, 1965773__safe_edit_edited ….png)

4e00b0  No.3223[Reply]

>

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000000  No.3261

>>3258

>>3259

So this is the kind of degenerate horseshit that erects bronies huh? Fucking not bad at all my man!


345119  No.3265

File: 8e67716452f2b42⋯.jpg (26.97 KB, 414x414, 1:1, 025c.jpg)

File: af064ff1d69c678⋯.jpg (48.92 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 025d.jpg)

Bronies...


37e8c4  No.3271

>>3261

Those are not to make me erect, that are to make me feel warm and loved on the inside.


8fc6f7  No.3272

File: d4177c6a55247a6⋯.gif (848.89 KB, 158x187, 158:187, 000o0h.gif)


af55df  No.3274

File: 60df60c687052b4⋯.jpg (43.08 KB, 740x492, 185:123, umaru190.jpg)




File: 2b8e9714bd413ee⋯.jpg (216.93 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, b662f5487792b4ca6803732524….jpg)

4805fe  No.3236[Reply]

3ba27f  No.3238

File: e5e233f60faa067⋯.gif (152.4 KB, 265x259, 265:259, m002z.gif)

>>3236

I won't got there, because I am not the centre of attention.


000000  No.3247

>>3238

Hey fren if you continue spamming that pic in every thread I'll start removing it for flooding, no joke.


78d568  No.3250

File: f692192fc3c0328⋯.jpeg (45.38 KB, 451x296, 451:296, uo026a.jpeg)


2b3db4  No.3252

>>3247

Rulecuck

(I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BEING INSULTED WHEN I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG GET OFF MY BOARD IMMEDIATELY YOU UNGRATEFUL SWINE, PLEASE, OH HO HO HO, AND DON'T YOU APPEAL THIS BAN NEITHER BECAUSE I WON'T UNBAN)

577e83  No.3266

File: 76c360d57d0da93⋯.jpg (28.36 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 0o03a4.jpg)




File: 670d2176f71208b⋯.png (462.75 KB, 596x600, 149:150, 1460248871490.png)

040ed5  No.3241[Reply]

someone give me a quick rundown on what happened to /b/

b13b38  No.3242

>>3241

dysnomia and remedy happened

/thread


040ed5  No.3243

>>3242

where did the nbo come from


8c7044  No.3244

File: 7c5b9f73bbeea1e⋯.jpg (16.99 KB, 314x430, 157:215, 023bi.jpg)

Retardedness, basically.


000000  No.3246

>>3241

>someone give me a quick rundown on what happened to /b/

Remedy goes on a banning spree under the pretext that he's rebanning the same pedofag who keeps returning with a new IP. The bans are unfair and excessive, angering posters. Dysnomia doesn't intervene and allows this complete destruction of /b/ to happen. A new random board /b2/ appears at the perfect time for an exodus. If you enjoy a good conspiracy, maybe you'll have some ideas who might have made the /b2/ board.

>where did the nbo come from

It is assumed that Zeruel is Dysnomia with a name change. So far this has been neither confirmed nor denied by either personas. So it's probably Dys.


14011e  No.3263

File: 1df5c2430dad4af⋯.jpg (5.47 KB, 333x151, 333:151, this.jpg)




File: 8e11509e9ded4bd⋯.jpg (26.41 KB, 425x425, 1:1, 61G38aKIAlL._SX425_.jpg)

2206d1  No.3240[Reply]

Does /abc/ stand for abacus?

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5aede2  No.3249

Absolutely Based Catgirls, I thought?


000000  No.3253

>>3249

>Absolutely Based Catgirls

Sure but if you post catboys like Felix you deserve to hangggg.


4b012b  No.3255

File: 134b46649c6f863⋯.jpg (4.11 KB, 159x200, 159:200, r66759.jpg)

>>3253

OK...


bf7078  No.3260

File: a13e06b92de1b7a⋯.png (415.75 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 1535765083969.png)


000000  No.3262

>>3260

I need to know who you're replying to sweetie.




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